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RYAN STOUT makes his return to the studio. We are talking about comedy a bit, and being offended. Patrick can’t find any pillows that make his head happy. We learn about a crazy woman dentist who took out all her exes teeth. Why is Allstate monopolizing all of Mayhem’s time? And why are there so [...]

KEN BARNARD is in the studio, with fan Chris G. Patrick is back from Florida and has tons of stories about the flights and hotel he was staying in. He calls the hotel to try to get to the bottom of their issues, but only gets met with indifference. We watch a video that tries [...]

Patrick is heading to Florida to attend to some personal matters, and that means he is still broke. The hits keep on coming in 2012. JOSH DENNY is in the studio to talk about it. We went to see the movie Cabin in the Woods, and it’s horrible. We get really racist in this show, [...]

Patrick and Josh do a show from high above the Vegas strip in their beautiful Bally’s suite. This show talks about their Vegas adventures, meeting the hottest 38-year-old they’ve ever seen, doing comedy, gambling, ordering pizza, and so much more. The sound quality isn’t as good as our normal studio shows, but deal with it. [...]

Patrick is doing a solo show today, and it’s super-sized to make up for no show on Monday. We talk about the new show merch, and Patrick tells about a can koozie fiasco that he is going through with the promotions company. Lots of callers. Patrick gets in to the Johnny B nonsense more than [...]

JOSH DENNY is here, with former intern Shooby and fan Max. We’re drinking spirits and celebrating Friday the 13th. Watch out for spooks and killers out there, kids. We talk about Shooby being late, and how his teeth look like they’re escaping from his mouth. We talk about food trucks and Mexicans, as well as [...]

RYE SILVERMAN and ALLI BREEN are in the studio today. Alli has Patrick all frazzled again by showing up seconds before the show begins. Patrick remember that he lost his virginity on this day, and tells the story. Rye indulges Patrick, Alli and fan Colin with questions about his cross dressing. We come up with [...]

KEN BARNARD is back in the studio. Also a fan is here from Miami. Patrick is getting death threats from the podiatrist fan from Friday, so this could be the last show ever. We also talk about other things, like, uh, well it’s hard to remember with the death threats looming and all. It’s hard [...]

KATIE LEVINE and JOSH DENNY are in the studio, and Patrick is making Katie cringe because of all his anger and negativity. But you do it to yourselves, NLO fans. You do it to yourselves. In this show, Patrick has a crazy series of emails and interaction with yet another bonkers fan who is pissed [...]

Hey it’s SEAN O’BRIEN in the studio for a nice, relaxed one-comic show and conversations with a normal person. Patrick isn’t happy with Sean’s choice of lunch spot, a shitty taco stand. We discuss the merits of tacos from different places. Patrick is getting frustrated by the new NLO Radio stream provider. YouTube sucks so [...]

What an awesome fun show today! CORNELL REID, TESS BARKER, and SCOTT BOWSER are in the studio and we are talking about so much it will make your head spin. Patrick loves hot showers and doesn’t care who knows it. Some nerd fans is calling in to plug an NLO Team Fortress 2 match. We [...]

JOSH DENNY is back in the studio, and woah, this show gets real. I think we have a real friendship breakthrough therapy session. Also in the studio are fans Ben and Brendan, and Brendan brought Patrick some litter he painted with an NLO logo (it’s actually a cool painted bottle slash incense burner – and [...]

Hey we have BRIAN KING in the studio, and we’re talking about an idiot who wrote a letter to Patrick before he was out of cranky-mode this morning, and he’s all yelling about it and stuff. Brian shows off his new tattoo, and offers up his suggestions for Patrick, along with another round of suggestions [...]

Comedian KEN BARNARD joins the show today, and we’re fresh off a matinee date to see the movie The Hunger Games in IMAX. People are upset that there are black characters in the movie, more angles to the Trayvon Martin case, and two college shooting over the weekend shed more light on how the media [...]

Hey you! MIKE BRIDENSTINE is here, along with SHOOBY, and we’re talking a lot about racism, hate crimes and this big hullabaloo with Travon Martin, the kid show down in the street in Sanford, FL for walking home with Skittles and tea. Anderson Cooper has nice hair, Geraldo hates hoodies, and Patrick thinks he got [...]