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ALLI BREEN is on the show. Hasn’t Patrick learned his lesson about inviting women guests to the showgrum by now? Our intrepid hosts learn about the comedy formula from a washed up engineering professor turned funny man. Patrick wants his fans to tweet ultra-uber-mega star and Home Improvement cast-member, Richard Karn, urging him to co-host [...]

TESS BARKER and AMAYA PEREA are in the studio today, and they’re driving Patrick crazy. We discuss Amaya’s name and compare it to Spanish food, recap last week’s comedy show here in LA, and discuss how movies tainted our view of the future. Patrick tells us about the hooker’s iPhone he found in Las Vegas [...]

CHEF is in the studio, here in LA to visit Patrick. We talk about the upcoming comedy show, Grill ‘Em All burgers, and Chef’s flight to LA. Patrick and Chef got their hair cut together, and Chef complains about the tile in Patrick’s house. Patrick wants Chef to cheat on his wife, and signs him [...]

LANCE PATRICK is in the studio for the first time! We talk about the embarrassment of being a magician, weight loss, comedy and living in the south. Patrick straddles the line of racism with black impressions and jokes, and we get calls and emails from listeners. Patrick has a new type of therapy, Lance has [...]

RYAN STOUT is in the studio today, and we talk about his rampant pod-cheating. Star is also in the studio, and she is impressing Patrick with how well she works. We talk a bit about the new studio and upcoming comedy shows. Scott Eric calls in to hock a website and we talk about the [...]

Patrick and Starline are in the studio today, and he’s still out of it. Star has been officially hired on as an assistant, despite possible implications of slavery. Cameron calls in to bitch about Josh Denny’s commitment issues. Patrick is excited about filming a 7 minute video where he cooks an egg. Star lives in [...]

CORNELL REID is in the studio today, trying to pull Patrick out of his depression. This is another scattered show, and we talk about anything from the wonders of a Roomba to burlesque shows and hookers. Patrick talks more about his recent breakup and what happened in Vegas. We discuss the state of porn, female [...]

We have Brian King and Starline in the studio for a THREE HOUR SHOW! It’s a more down to earth show tonight, and we are all over the place. This show has so many levels. We talk about jacking off, old podcasts, porn sites, Brian’s uncircumcised hog, the unfortunate loss of a previous show host, [...]

MIKE BRIDENSTINE joins us in the latest show from the Podcastle! Brido talks about failing at podcasting. Listener Lane calls in and shows us his onion tattoo. Patrick wants to bring Brido to a Food Truck Festival. They discuss the quality of strip club. The Roomba brings Patrick pleasure. Lots of upcoming live shows around [...]

JOSH DENNY co-hosts in this action-packed episode. A relentless onslaught of Facebook voicemails hounds Patrick. Hame could be a great sexual tool. We also discuss why all sub shops are shit, except for the Chinese ones apparently. Josh is all kinds of messed up in this episode, never shutting up about having to shit and [...]

BRIAN KING is in the studio today. The new studio is finally up and running, Patrick still hates it though. Cory calls in from Long Island, fresh from finishing up a tattoo on a fan of the NLO Logo. We talk to the fan and find out why he’s doing that. Patrick considers making the [...]

KEN BARNARD joins us in the studio. We talk about the upcoming NLO show in LA, the recent shows in Boise, and the progress on the studio. Keith from Arkansas calls all throughout the show with technical advice, his love of guns, and his plans to eat some Mexicans with his wife. Patrick talks about [...]

CORNELL REID is in the studio for the big Monday show! Still no video for the freeloading fans, but Patrick loves his real fans enough to let them see the new studio, and Titanic, during the show. The studio is getting some great new features! Cornell is going to Burning Man with his step-dad to [...]

Brian King and Star are in the studio for a late show tonight. We talk about how the studio is progressing. Brian and Star don’t want to talk about their not-relationship. Some gay calls in to talk about the Chick-fil-A thing, and it gets pretty heated. Star doesn’t like sandwiches, and Patrick sings her a [...]