NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
Summary: For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
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- Artist: Patrick Melton
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Podcasts:
This is PART TWO of our Marathon Show from October 6, 2012. This part features Patrick and comedian Cornell Reid. Check out this and the rest of the parts of the Marathon Show as Patrick does shows in London and scoots around Europe meeting fans and stuff. NLO will return with live shows from Los [...]
This is PART ONE of our Marathon Show from October 6, 2012. This part features Patrick solo with a fan named Collin who is kind of a man-whore. Check out this and the rest of the parts of the Marathon Show as Patrick does shows in London and scoots around Europe meeting fans and stuff. [...]
JOSH DENNY is in the studio today, and Patrick is rubbing the London trip in his face. We discuss the New York comedy show and trip to London, Red Lobster, snorting cum and and the Android tablet, the Faggot Fire. Patrick saings a song about how his dick is “thonkable.” we also talk about haircuts, [...]
Patrick is solo in the studio. British people are conceited and Britain is a joke of a country. Patrick reads news Overdose subscribers’ names. Patrick takes calls from fans, including a guy names Buddas, who thinks he is amazing, but can’t talk, communicate, rap or understand when he isn’t doing well on the show. Her [...]
Cornell Reid is here. We talk about London, shaving, three seashells and more. Need show notes!
FLIP SCHULTZ is in the studio, and he’s a bit off his rocker. We talk a lot about the big NLO comedy show in LA, and Patrick takes Skippy Green off the bill. Patrick is concerned about his masturbatory habits. Flip thinks Patrick is so successful because he is mean. Flip tries to figure out [...]
Comedian TOM SEGURA is in the studio for a hilarious Wednesday show! Patrick is becoming a big fan of the Tommy-Cast. Patrick doesn’t care about iPhone suicides. Patrick and Tom talk what’s happening and relive some old memories. Patrick shows Tom some of the most disturbing porn ever. The CEO of uStream is in our [...]
TESS BARKER joins Patrick in the studio today, along with Johnny Ice from Toadhop. Patrick is going to be an egg spokesman! He and Tess watch a stupid video about a TV hat, then they talk about all the cool food you can make with bear meat. There is a TV show about a guy [...]
CORNELL REID is here. The crew is straight up browsing buddies in this latest episode of NLO. Patrick puts his spin on some important cultural events, rolls out his new Friends 2.0 program, and gives the ladies headphone humjobs. He even finds a way to yell at Star when she isn’t there. Cornell gets tits. [...]
ALLI BREEN and BRIAN KING are in the studio. Patrick discusses his recent trip to get his tattoo touched up by NLO Fan Cory. He talks about performing comedy in Providence, Rhode Island. Alli and Patrick talk about his life post-breakup. Patrick goes on a rant about women and the games they play. Check out [...]
Brian King is here for a previously-recorded thing! Show notes needed!
JC Coccoli delights everyone in the studio in this super-sized show! Show notes needed!
DARREN CARTER and DICK SPENNEBERG attempt to be guests on today’s show. Darren just causes a riot in the studio and the show goes into several awkward directions, playing with his phone, doing random impressions, and genuinely being ADD. If you like apps and rapping you probably will want to kill yourself. Patrick is upset [...]
CORNEll REID in the studio! Need show notes!
BRIAN KING is here! Need show notes!
