NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

AL JACKSON is in the studio today! Patrick is frothed at Direct TV, and is threatening to burn all bills and equipment. Patrick’s mood isn’t improved by Al’s drinking. The two bash each other quite heavily, as usual. There’s also talk about Shaq, late night talk shows, Blackberry vs iPhone, and getting stuck living in [...]

Patrick does a solo show. The first part of this show was lost twice. It was kind of re-enacted. It’s whatever. A lot of inside talk on this show. Patrick explains why there haven’t been shows. His car is having an issue with the engine. Patrick is getting back on track after eating like crap [...]

Comedians DANNY LOBELL and ARI MANNIS are in the studio today. Somehow this show gets super deep – we discuss religion and gods. We dive in to theory, speculation and faith. Are people who believe in a god some kind of super-weak humans? Danny likes to go to Temple just to get free breakfasts. We [...]

Comedian DAVE WILLIAMSON is in the studio. Dave is married and doesn’t understand a lot of Patrick’s hypothesizing about women. Patrick has a new idea for an app that helps long lost couples find their way back to each other. So much app news. There’s a rant about women and how they’re always just messing [...]

Comedian SAM TRIPOLI is back in studio for some Friday hoopla. Sam is super amped up, and it’s causing Patrick to get cappuccino frothed. In between his verbal abuse of Sam, Patrick raves about his new P-Melt app, and explains how it’s both awesome and broken. There’s more facebook drama discussed, and then Patrick reads [...]

Comedian BEN GLEIB is here, and boy is he full of stuff to plug. This is a super loose and fun show. Ben is fresh in from Chelsea Lately. We talk about Ben’s trek across America with a real Oscar, and discuss some current events. Ben is drinking. Patrick is thinking about taking over Dominos. [...]

Comedians DWAYNE PERKINS and ALLI BREEN are in the studio. Patrick has received an interesting sex toy in the mail. Sure it was on his Amazon wishlist. Dwayne tells a story about an old lady stealing his sandwich in a Starbucks. Patrick believes you can pretty much get away with anything in life if you [...]

ESTER-KAY STEINBERG is here, and boy is that name Jewish. We talk a little about the Oscars, lots of inside stuff coming up for NLO and more. We dive in to dating, relationships and sex. Ester has a rule that if she really likes the guy, she makes him wait three months to have sex. [...]

Comedian DIAZ MACKIE joins Patrick in studio today. The guys talk about the ins and outs of making black jokes, and Patrick talks about how he used to make black girls in high school laugh in order to survive. Everybody loves camel toe except for D-Fritz. Patrick leaks a crazy story that involves some facebook [...]

The always-fresh CORNELL REID is in the studio today. We talk about our upcoming trip to Indianapolis. We talk about grapefruit and what’s wrong with them. We really drive in to fonts and talk about who needs fonts. We argue about Playstation 3 and Xbox 360. There’s a Facebook drama update. Patrick is getting pumped [...]

JOSH DENNY and Shooby are in the studio today. We’re talking about a new app Patrick is working on, updated on all the recent Facebook drama, and so much more. We watch a video of a woman who wants to be the fattest woman in the world. Some girl is rapping about Sandy Hook. Patrick [...]

Patrick is in the studio with D-Fritz to talk more about upcoming NLO activities and more. We talk more about some recent big news stories. Did you know we have a team of nerds in a closet somewhere that just tracks rocks in space that might hit us? And then did you know that one [...]

Patrick returns from a hiatus from the internet with a power-packed show. Patrick talks about Chris Dorner, the ex-cop vigilante gunman that was on the loose in California. Patrick talks about some fans and a lot of Facebook drama, including a fan that got mad about his personal email being posted on the Facebook group. [...]

Comedian Ryan Stout is here and Patrick is feeling nice and agressive at the same time. Patrick and Ryan talk about the Super Bowl. Patrick grilled and had a mini party for some friends. He can grill now so he is almost a man. Patrick talks to Ryan about his ComedyHaus documentary idea. Ryan seems [...]

Comedian JAYSON THIBAULT joins Patrick in studio today for a roller coaster of a show. There’s a lot of talk about jacking styles, podcasting comedians, porn stars and drug abuse. Patrick loves his new SnapChat app, even though he’s been getting mostly pictures of fan dick. D-Fritz may or may not get so high that [...]