NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
Summary: For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
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Podcasts:
NLO has officially moved to the Podcastle! Patrick, as Andy Rooney, kicks off the show talking all about moving into new houses. No video for NLO until the studio is fully up and decorated. OVERDOSE members – feed issues are resolved, and we’re looking at new OD features! We hear an email from a fan [...]
This is part four – the final part – of our Marathon Show from July 13, 2012. In the studio for this, our final show, is Josh Denny and Shooby. Patrick starts things off by making things awkward. Then we make fun of Candi Comics some more. Then Patrick tries to rap while Shooby tries [...]
This is part three of our Marathon Show from July 13. In this portion, Patrick is joined by comedian CORNELL REID, and Shooby is in the studio, as well as fan Collin who has ruined the world again with his shirt blunder. The guys can’t figure out where a weird studio noise is coming from. [...]
This is Part 2 of our 12 hour Marathon Show with comedian RYAN STOUT. We talk about moving and the pains of dealing with landlords and stuff. Josh is also here and talks about fucking bread. We talk about recycling, and how it isn’t good for the environment like all your idiots think. We talk [...]
This is Part 1 of our 12 hour Marathon Show with lots of fans and comics in the studio. This part includes Patrick, Josh Denny, and fans. The studio is starting to be torn apart, but not fully. Patrick talks about going to Krispy Kreme and seeing a super long line. Patrick is frothed. Patrick [...]
Patrick is solo for this last show in the Burbank studio before the big move to the Podcastle. A guy named Takhi calls in just to hear Patrick’s voice. Kevin calls in and they talk about site issues and OD feed issues. Patrick is aware of these issues, and is working to fix it! Patrick [...]
Patrick is solo yet again, and still in glorious 3D. Patrick talks about a new sponsor for web hosting, and that the site will never go down again! Patrick begins the show by telling a story about how he got so drunk a few days ago that he thought someone had rigged the tank of [...]
Patrick is by himself again, bringing you 3D goodness. You’re welcome. Patrick talks to fans about the perils of apartment hunting, the ebb and flow of Overdose subscriptions, the upcoming marathon show and Patrick’s impending move to the Podcastle. Some creepy Canadians call in and convince Patrick to prank call their friend. Apparently, impersonating a [...]
Patrick is solo today and is taking calls. The new NLO store is almost up and will have some unique items from NLO’s history for sale. Andrew from “Pasadena, Houston” calls to talk about city names. Digger calls from Hawaii and discusses the military, local food, marriage, and how shitty Hawaii can be. Patrick then [...]
JOSH DENNY is back in the studio. We talk about Josh’s creepy hair, Back to the Future, upcoming shows in London, NYC and LA, the new NLO store, people who bail on Patrick, Patrick’s luscious tits, Josh’s inspirational quotes, fat girls, food trucks, and Josh’s alleged RedTube video. We find out that “Beats Audio” is [...]
ARI SHAFFIR is here, with AL JACKSON making a return and some fans from San Diego sitting in. We open some birthday cake vodka and talk about Joe Rogan, boxing, fat chicks, ex-Pantswise shows, Ari’s beard and shirt, threats on presidents, 3D movies and fast food. Some fans call in, and they all suck. Ari [...]
CORNELL REID (@corneezy) in studio. Patrick and Cornell have jerked off to old underwear catalogs. Cornell’s new podcast Gentlemen Nutsacks is in the OD as well as a 6 and a half hour after-show and people doing all kinds of dumb stunts. The hosts talk about the weird places they’ve jerked it. Caller from IN [...]
Comedians AL JACKSON and DANNY LOBELL are in the studio. The show starts with Al dubbing Danny “Dancing Dan”. Nobody seems to know why. A caller wants to know if Patrick has seen the TV show Spartacus. No, but Al knows all about the show’s dying cast. According to Patrick moms say you can’t even [...]
AL JACKSON and BRIAN KING are in the studio. Patrick opens the show with a bad black guy impression, and Al is not impressed. Brian’s studio camera is the sharpest and makes the other guys look like shit. Al chooses to drink from a crappy faux glass. Patrick demands show notes be taken or the [...]
AL JACKSON is in the studio ALL WEEK! Today we talk about Patrick’s health, a white kid who wore blackface for a school project, Law & Order, the upcoming New York and London shows, Patrick’s new house, potty training your cats, Patrick being a bad kid in school, a multi-city tour next year, voting online, [...]
