NOBODY LIKES ONIONS show

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Summary: For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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 NLO 802: Oat Cookie | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

JOSH DENNY is back after three weeks. Lots of talk about NLO stuff, lots of funny stuff in between and following. Someone write better show notes in the comments, please! There’s a cookie commercial. There’s a horrible girl doing her version of standup comedy. There’s more. Again. Someone take better notes. Thanks, kids.     [...]

 NLO 801: Aurora Snorealis | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Comedians Ken Barnard and Matty Ryan are in the studio. Patrick is concerned about his giant man tits. Fruit Stripe gum used to be the shit. What is Prometheus? Is it related to Alien? Remember when Sygourney Weaver wore those horrible panties? Nobody knows how to do a Bob Dylan impression. Atari video games were [...]

 NLO 800: Honey Pussy | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Patrick is joined in the studio by Brian King and Star, talking about their recent drive from Florida to Los Angeles, again, to make the move for the second time. We talk to some fans about how they started listening. Star is quitting the Overdose. We talk to our blind listener in Tampa, Matt, about [...]

 NLO 799: Man of the House | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Guess who’s back? MIKE BRIDENSTINE is in the studio and we’re talking about a ton of stuff. They talk about their big feud, tattoos, and Patrick wanting to be more manly. Patrick wants to have a barbecue and perhaps rent a house in Los Angeles. Dunk tanks are the coolest party feature. We do some [...]

 NLO 798: Gosh McDarnitt | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Comedian and actor JOSH MCDERMITT is in the studio, and we’re talking about all his amazing quirks, like how he owns stock in the Packers and what that even means. Brian King also joins the show to talk about Packers stock. Josh is also a pilot of hot air balloons. We scold a caller about [...]

 NLO 797: Pretty Rugly | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

CORNELL REID and SCOTT BOWSER are in studio and Patrick is explaining personal shit to them. We talk about Disney rides and attractions, and about Patrick’s recent exposure to a magical pillow from Big Lots. Patrick has a new rug and wants to kill his girlfriend. Patrick gets some fan mail from a guy meaning [...]

 NLO 796: Wafflin’ | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Comedian RYAN STOUT is in the studio for Nobody Likes Onion’s 7th birthday. We are also joined by fan Chris G. Patrick gives a super-detailed, in-depth history of how NLO came to be, how he used to run a waffle truck, and how he used to own and operate The Onion back when it was [...]

 NLO 795: Demon Semen | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

In the studio today is comedian FLIP SCHULTZ – a very good friend and fellow podcaster. In this show we talk about some crazy news stories that seem to indicate the apocalypse is upon us. We learn about a mom who hacked off her babies head and ate it’s brain, and a man who was [...]

 NLO 794: Inked | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

JOSH DENNY is here and we’re talking about our New York trip. We talk about traveling, our standup show, the live podcast and much more. Patrick and Josh both got tattoos, and Josh’s is ridiculous! If you haven’t seen the photo, like our Facebook page. The Overdose also has exclusive progress photos of the tattoo. [...]

 NLO 793: Tradesmen | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

KEN BARNARD is in the studio for an awesome Wednesday show. We talk to a caller who is 18 and drunk, and also kicked his father out of the house with a machete. We talk to his friend who works at a KFC. Patrick offers to help people quit their shitty jobs. We are headed [...]

 NLO 792: Liquid Courage | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

AL JACKSON is back in Los Angeles and back in the studio! We’re talking about money and how no one has it. We’re talking about swastikas and what cool symbols they are. Al thinks his son is a genius. Patrick was a bad kid and contemplated building a bomb. The alcohol in the studio is [...]

 NLO 791: Lady Buggin’ | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

BRANDT TOBLER and JOSH DENNY are in the studio. Patrick talks about fans – specifically two fans who sent in things he didn’t ask for – a crafty bracelet that doesn’t fit his fat wrists, and a box of three hundred live lady bugs. Yes. Live bugs by mail. We watch the latest video from [...]

 NLO 790: Sibling Overload | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Patrick is in the studio solo today. He talks about apartment hunting, credit scores, potential future studios, an episode of True Life where people have way too many kids, irresponsible parents, and more. We check out the video of a comedian who can’t talk and wonder why he is even a thing. We check out [...]

 NLO 789: Sullivan and Sons | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Comedians RYAN DALTON and CORNELL REID are in studio, and we’re all drinking scotch and having more fun than you. Ryan is in town because he thinks he’s a big TV star now. On cable. Cornell is awesome enough to pull off sunglasses inside. We talk about two idiots that got hit by a car [...]

 NLO 788: Harry Plotter | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

JOSH DENNY is in the studio, along with fans Josh, Sheldon and Rob from Phoenix. The guys brought in a ton of awesome vinyl decals that they made as part of their new business. They’re amazing, and they will all be for sale in the new NLO store. We talk about our adventure to the [...]

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