NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
Summary: For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
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Patrick is joined in the studio by the lovely Alli Breen. Patrick is in a silly mood. Chip Chip Chris calls in about his recent trip and review of Five Guys burgers. Alli and Patrick lament their love lives together, and Alli may or may not be getting old. Patrick doesn’t understand people who listen […]
Comedian Ken Barnard is back in the studio after a time off. Ken is sporting a super cool cop mustache. Ken may or may not have a new sandwich chain sponsor. Patrick is hot, and Ken is hot. We talk about some fans who met in Australia over an NLO sticker and a not on […]
Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian Cornell Reid. We are talking about everything in the world, including finding a hair in your burrito. We talk more about the recent Canadian case to make a comedian pay $15,000 to a lesbian he offended at a show. We also discuss a boy in Texas facing […]
Flip Schultz joins the show today and is not happy about his injured knee. Patrick is in a goofy mood and proceeds to kick of the show with lots of sing-songy rhymes and nonsense. Flip doesn’t know how to deal with it. A tight end for the Patriots has been arrested for murder, and Patrick […]
Patrick does a solo show, after trying to get settled back in to the normal routine and fighting off a sore throat last week. We are talking about Nik Wallenda, the crazy guy who walked across the Grand Canyon on a cable. He’s pretty much a nut, and you’ll find out why. Hear about Paula […]
Patrick is back in the studio in Los Angeles, and D-Fritz is sitting in. Patrick wants people to go see Fritz at his new work at a restaurant, and tip him well. Patrick has a beef with a United Airlines flight attendant named Bruce. Patrick rants on England and Europe a bit more, with the […]
Patrick does a live show with Chris in London, from the Chip Chip Castle. Patrick is hard on Chris, but it’s out of love. That’s what he says. After yelling about money, Patrick talks about some recent travels, rants on how shitty everything in Europe is, and finally updates everyone on a man named Inkey […]
We continue bringing you our Marathon Show from April 2013. This is part six of six. Enjoy Patrick, intern-of-the-day Roger, and a cast of callers, including Kyle from I Know What You Did Last Summer. Just kidding.It’s the I Just Had a Terrible Thought show. If you can call that piece of shit a show. […]
We continue bringing you our Marathon Show from April 2013. This is part five of six. Enjoy comedian Danny Lobell and his drunken antics, as well as the downfall of fan Collin as the alcohol and drugs become too much for him. If this is your first time checking out the show, you may want […]
We continues bringing you our Marathon Show from April 2013. This is part four of six. Enjoy fan Collin and his girlfriend as they come in, and Collin gets blitzed out of his mind. If this is your first time checking out the show, you may want to go back and listen to a non-marathon […]
Patrick is off to foggy London, and in the mean time we are bringing you our Marathon Show from April 2013. This first part features comedian Chris Millhouse. If this is your first time checking out the show, you may want to go back and listen to a non-marathon show! This one is kind of […]
Patrick is solo for this show, because Cornell is a no-show. But Cornell calls in to talk a little about his experience in Indy and share with us why he isn’t in the studio. Patrick is upset at some lady from some reality TV show. He’s also mad at the sound guy in Indianapolis for […]
Patrick is fresh back from Indianapolis and TONY GAUD is making his return to the show. We also have comedian GREG KASHMANIAN in the studio. Greg is feeling everything out. Patrick catches up with Tony while trying to breeze over some events of the past weekend. Patrick talks about his frustration with a couple of […]
CORNELL REID is in studio, lookin’ fresher than fresh. Patrick and Cornell are mere hours from their flight to Indianapolis to do live shows, and Patrick still hasn’t packed anything. We talk about all the creeps coming out to the show, and some call in to confirm their creepiness. MC Buddas has apparently disappeared off […]
D-Fritz is gracing the studio with his presence once more as Patrick gears up for loads of travel and upcoming live shows. With travel on the brain, we talk about a recent Boeing 747 crash video, and Patrick shares his obsessive insight into aviation. Patrick is upset because his chair is broken, and wants the […]
