90 Seconds on The Verge

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No description was written as the entire Verge staff left to go get pad thai after referencing it in today's episode. A description was then supposed to be written after said pad thai was eaten, but during dinner, an argument erupted over Star Trek Into Darkness. In the end, hurtful words were said and friendships were broken. Also, a table and some chairs were damaged in the altercation. We'll be back Monday with more 90 Seconds.

Benefits of Carrots: -Helps improve vision -Full of vitamins -Adds color to pale skin -Great for distracting a group of rabid rabbits -Use as a bottle replacement during Spin the Bottle -Tastes good. -Stick one in a book to use as a bookmark -Purée and turn into fuel for a bicycle -Can run SteamOS

Things to pack for family vacation: 1. Fishing poles 2. Fishing line 3. Goldfish (The snack, yum!) 4. Bologna sammies 5. Road tunes (Remember to include Van Morrison) 6. Sunscreen (Lord knows I burn easily!) 7. Bucket 8. Digital photocamera 9. Fun

iPhone 5s in gold - Hot Austin Powers in Goldmember - Not Hot Android 4.3 Jelly Bean - Hot Jelly Belly Popcorn Jelly Bean - Not Hot Brand new 13-inch Macbook Air - Hot Spilling Mountain Dew on your brand new 13-inch Macbook Air - Not Hot

And in this corner, back by popular demand, the man who truly needs no introduction. Please welcome the returning champion of 90 Seconds...the one, the only, MKBHD!

I'm going to create a restaurant called 'TGI THURSDAY' because people really don't appreciate this day as much as they should. Think about it — it's the day before the day before the weekend. You can plan out what crazy adventures you're about to get yourself into or dream about the dreams you'll be having on your couch while you watch a marathon of 'The Adventures of Pete & Pete'. Thursday marks the accomplishment of the near completion of the work week and dammit it deserves an reward! Also, I'd love to serve my kickin' sweet and sour chicken wings.

If you plant a seed, you can grow a tree. If you grow a tree, you can collect apples. If you collect apples, you can make pie. If you make pie, you can create a business. If you create a business, you can work long hours. If you work long hours, you can find yourself away from home. If you are away from home, you can not clean the house. If you don't clean the house, you can attract rodents. If you attract rodents, you can find your house taken over by human-like mice. If you find your house taken over by human-like mice, you can battle the mice army for control of your property. If you battle the mouse army, you can die. Planting seeds will lead to your inevitable death.

"Was that a glitch in the system?" "Perhaps it was just a hiccup?" "Have we been compromised?" "No, no, no. This is something else. Something...different." "It's repeating again, captain."

"300 episodes of 90 Seconds, 300 episodes of 90. You take one down, pass it around, and people start to get confused where that episode went."

She was very cautious as she headed to work. This was no typical Friday. "Meow," said the black cat that crossed her path. "I'm working here!" said the construction worker whose ladder she walked under. "Get your mirror out of my apartment!" said the woman throwing her ex-boyfriend's stuff out the window. "Check out my new umbrella," said the man opening up his umbrella in the lobby of her office. She made it to her desk safely. A grin grew on her face as she reveled in her accomplishment. Just to be safe, she threw one handful of salt over her shoulder...it was pepper. She grabbed the wrong bag this morning. "Uh oh..." said the woman.

"Can't buy me love? Well you can buy me a ticket to see that new Harry Potter spin-off with the money you made from buying stock in twitter. Let's just wait until I finish watching this episode of 'Better Call Saul'" -Guy trying to be very topical.

Coke or Pepsi? Mac or PC? Sparkling or tap? Hershey's or Nestlé? Michigan or Ohio? Bandaid or be stubborn and let it keep bleeding? Angelica Pickles or Helga Pataki? Beans or Seeds? Armageddon or Deep Impact? Beige or Gray? American Cheese or Chèvre?

His stylish print made him the perfect finishing touch. The cherry on top. He was sleek. Sexy. Real. Teasing the camera all day, he knew how to work it. How to stand out, but not take complete focus. He was Ross Miller's tie.

"He arrived knowing nothing of himself. Who is he? Soon he will know. Because what begins at the water shall end there...and what ends there shall once more begin. This is what happens. Men become lost. Men vanish. Men are erased. And rebo-" "I'm sorry to interrupt, but I'm really in a rush. I just want to know how to get to I-75."