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Trump pays tribute to the Almighty Glowing Orb, real Finnish girls “ride” fake horses, David French bemoans the feminization of all things, Texas man sues his date for texting during a movie, spite houses annoy neighbors around the world, and an obedient missionary threatens to enforce the rules at knifepoint.Special Guest: Steve Blizin.Links: Can somebody finally settle this question: Does water flowing down a drain spin in different directions depending on which hemisphere you're in? And if so, why? - Scientific American Paul Ryan Keeps It All in the Family - The New Yorker Melania Trump slaps President's hand away to say she won't be treated as a child, says body language expert | The Independent Melania Trump forgoes wearing headscarf in Saudi Arabia trip | Fox News Trump's Saudi trip: Thumbs up and other 'controversies' - BBC News White people - MrTechnicalDifficult A Horse Is a Horse, Except Sometimes It's a Hobbyhorse | Fast Forward | OZY Stupid shit My Friends Post: Unlearning Masculinity Higher Education “Gender Gap” Favors Women -- Feminization of Everything Fails Boys | National Review Hero sues internet date for texting during Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 · Newswire · The A.V. Club The Texas Man Who Sued a Woman For Texting During a First Date Explains his Lawsuit Spite Houses: 12 Homes Created With Anger and Angst - Curbed

The Donald leaks ‘code word’ information to the Russians, unbalanced brits have an avocado mishap, conservatives defend confederate monuments, Ikea tote bags are put to myriad uses, Hamburg gets a new cultural center, and Justin’s account gets cloned. Special Guest: Kody Frederick.Links: The Credit Card Prank How Trump’s aides trick him into reading press briefings | New York Post Clip of Trump repeatedly rearranging items goes viral | Daily Mail Online How Bad Is Disclosing 'Code Word' Information? - The Atlantic — Russian ‘They tricked us!’: White House ‘furious’ Russia posted Trump photos on official government accounts House majority leader to colleagues in 2016: ‘I think Putin pays’ Trump - The Washington Post How Trump learned about the special prosecutor - POLITICO Clinton aide mocks Trump’s spelling of special ‘councel’ | TheHill 'Avocado hand' is sending people to the ER because people don't know how to cut their fruit - SFGate ALLOW ME TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP CONSERVATIVES AREN'T PISSED ABOUT CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS BEING DESTROYED BECAUSE THEY ARE IN LOVE WITH THE CONFEDERACY THEY'RE PISSED BECAUSE LIBERALS ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT IF THEY ERASE HISTORY THAT IT MEANS IT NEVER HAPPENED! ttHISTORYMATERS Tt HERITAGENOTHANTE #HistoryMatters #HeritageNotHate | Love Meme on me.me Avalon Project - Confederate States of America - Declaration of the Immediate Causes Which Induce and Justify the Secession of South Carolina from the Federal Union People are cutting up Ikea tote bags to make weird and wonderful creations A Story of Slavery in Modern America - The Atlantic Mormon Cereal

Sean Spicer hides in the bushes, a Heineken beer ad goes viral, a ‘conservative’ meme offers anti-rape tips to victims, KFC publishes a romance novel, Chybik Kristof builds a plastic chair–clad showroom, and Mike manages his Tourette’s with this one weird trick. Special Guest: Teresa Sheffield.Links: The Vanilla Ice Project | DIY James Comey thought he was being pranked when he heard he was fired Sean Spicer Had a Meltdown After Trump Fired Comey, Hiding in Bushes and Demanding Darkness Kellyanne Conway creates alternative reality to defend Trump’s firing of Comey People are saying not-nice things about the New York Times’s ‘Say Something Nice About Donald Trump’ series - The Washington Post The Heineken Ad Is Worse Than The Pepsi Ad, You’re Just Too Stupid To Know It Stupid Shit My Friends Post: Anti-rape tips KFC Has Published a Colonel Sanders Romance Novel in Honor of Mother’s Day and I Am Overwhelmed Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Tender Wings of Desire Chybik + Kristof uses 900 plastic chairs to clad Czech furniture showroom Longaberger's Giant Basket Building is Made of Locally Sourced Ohio Wood | Inhabitat - Green Design, Innovation, Architecture, Green Building

Steve Bannon writes a musical, Mike’s buddies beat up Vanilla Ice, showing your butt in beautiful landscapes is now a thing, Al Gore's mansion lacks solar panels, someone in Virginia is shaving other people’s cats, and the Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library has no windows.Special Guests: Benjamin R. Cohen and Simon Tonev.Links: Steve Bannon's The Thing I Am Screenplay Revealed In Full by NowThis - Thrillist Lindsay Goldwert on Twitter: "Omg, #toomanypams on @midnight! https://t.co/5iBfKgTmMF" On the Origin of Circuits • Damn Interesting Showing your butt in beautiful landscapes is the new trend | Ufunk.net imageedit_1684_3856080535.jpg 750×750 pixels Mystery in Virginia: Someone is shaving other people’s cats - The Washington Post AD Classics: Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library / SOM | ArchDaily Amazon.com : Mr Rugged Beard Balm Conditioner 1.8oz with Organic Argan Oil - Jojoba Oil - Olive Oil - Beeswax - Cedar Wood Essential Oils - Best Natural Beard Care Relaxer : Beauty

Trump touts his progress made against his 100-day plan, a hopeful teen is 15 million tweets short of a lifetime supply of Wendy’s chicken nuggets, Brickl Bros. are hiring construction workers (‘snowflakes’ need not apply), bewildered beaver becomes accidental leader of 150 curious cows, a Japanese Pufferfish uses ‘art’ to attract a mate, and Marcel Duchamp signs a toilet.Special Guest: Dan Hill.Links: Giant rabbit dies in new PR disaster for United Airlines  | Daily Mail Online Transcript of AP interview with Trump Wendy's spicy nuggets are still gone - Business Insider A New Meaning of the Word 'Snowflake' | Merriam-Webster Bewildered Beaver Becomes Accidental Leader Of 150 Curious Cows | The Huffington Post Once Upon A Time, The Catholic Church Decided That Beavers Were Fish - Scientific American Blog Network West Salem construction company uses #NoSnowflakes in recruitment campaign | Local | lacrossetribune.com Pufferfish Love Explains Mysterious Underwater Circles Fountain (Duchamp) - Wikipedia

Oregon man dies peacefully after being lied to about Donald Trump's impeachment, Alabama Senate says church can start its own police force, John Burk shares his selfies and his regressive ideology, Facebook streams a murder, and Doug Wheeler builds a semi-anechoic chamber in a ‘hidden’ room at the Guggenheim.Special Guest: David the Producer.Links: Donald Trump: Man Dies Happy After He's Told of Impeachment | Time.com Airlines Like United Can Underpay Bumped Passengers Because of a Government Rule — But the DOT has adopted a rule that encourages involuntary bumping — which is undoubtedly less popular with flyers than voluntary bumping. The regulation specifies that if a passenger is involuntarily bumped, airlines have to pay a penalty amounting to 200%–400% (depending on the delay length) of the one-way fare that they paid with a maximum cap of $1,350. President Trump’s broken timeline - The Washington Post "he shouldn't comply with record releases that his predecessors did of their own volition? Hiding something?" "The President must get Congressional approval before attacking Syria-big mistake if he does not!" "AGAIN, TO OUR VERY FOOLISH LEADER, DO NOT ATTACK SYRIA - IF YOU DO MANY VERY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN & FROM THAT FIGHT THE U.S. GETS NOTHING!" Sean Hannity Glad Our Arrogant Pres Is Enjoying His Taxpayer Funded Golf Outing After Announcing the US Should Take Military Action Against Syria 9313 742 PM 3681 RETWEETS 2263 LIKES | Politics Meme on me.me Church Can Start Its Own Police Force, Alabama Senate Says : The Two-Way : NPR John Burk - "I think..." The ramblings of an American man. Facebook Streams a Murder in Cleveland, and Must Now Face Itself | WIRED A Hidden Room at the Guggenheim Will Transport You into a Soundless, Sublime World

Sean Spicer explores Godwin’s law, United Airlines unveils its new ‘Hunger Games’ fare class, a missing Oxford comma may cost Oakhurst Dairy $10M, Cleveland releases ‘asteroid field’ of 1.5M helium balloons, and a German computer repair technician pushes the boundaries of consent.Special Guest: Adam Christopher.Links: Did President Trump Profit from the U.S. Missile Strike Against Syria? Sean Spicer: Hitler "Didn't Even Sink to Using Chemical Weapons" | Mother Jones Sean Spicer Calls Concentration Camps 'Holocaust Centers' Spicer says he let Trump down with comments comparing Assad and Hitler | World | Reuters A Man Was Dragged Off A United Plane After The Airline Overbooked The Flight Is the United Airlines man being smeared in the media even the right David Dao? It shouldn't matter | The Independent Missing Oxford comma changes court ruling - Tucson News Now That Time Cleveland Released 1.5 Million Balloons and Chaos Ensued Armin Meiwes - Wikipedia

Mike experiences a zipper malfunction at a baptism, Phone Romeos in India look for love via wrong numbers, Pat Robertson resents at-will employment, Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year, and David Neevel creates a Trump tweet-burning robot.Special Guest: Josh Wade.Links: Trump: Did Clinton 'ever apologize for receiving the answers to the debate?' | TheHill Did the Trump Administration Remove LBGT Categories from the 2020 Census? Trump Jr’s College Classmate Shares SHOCKING Story About What Father & Son Are Really Like – New Century Times 'We don't make mistakes' Trump says, right before making mistake | Newshub India’s ‘Phone Romeos’ Look for Ms. Right via Wrong Numbers - The New York Times (751) If I can't speak my mind, this isn't America anymore. -Phil Robertson | Duck Dynasty | Pinterest Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year - The Washington Post Donate to Mike's Soylent fund! Meet David Neevel, creator of the robot that burns Trump tweets.

Carrie recounts her various religious conversions, Paul Ryan has a healthcare Freudian slip, Facebook cracks down on fake news, male lawmakers contemplate women's health legislation, the Ten Commandments may be coming back to an Oklahoma courthouse, and Arinze Stanley draws insanely realistic portraits.Special Guest: Carrie Poppy.Links: Ross and Carrie Go Mormon (Part 1): And it Came to Pass — Oh No Ross and Carrie Ross and Carrie Audit Scientology (Part 1): Going Preclear — Oh No Ross and Carrie FACT CHECK: Did Paul Ryan Say He Wants to Destroy Health Care? 9 bonkers things Donald Trump said in his new exclusive interview with Time - Vox Roger Stone, the ‘Trickster’ on Trump’s Side, Is Under F.B.I. Scrutiny - NYTimes.com — Nixon Trump the Dealmaker Projects Bravado, but Behind the Scenes, Faces Rare Self-Doubt Stupid Shit My Friends Post We tried to post fake news on Facebook, this is what happened Bill that would allow Ten Commandments back at the Capitol passes Oklahoma House | KFOR.com Alluring and Ultra-Realistic Drawing by Arinze Stanley – Fubiz Media

Trump takes credit for Kaepernick's shaky employment situation, your beard (probably) doesn't contain poop after all, Palin shares a meme articulating the differences between liberals and conservatives, Josh Chubbs performs cut-rate circumcisions in his cabin in the woods, and Jennifer Bolande restores mountain vistas one billboard at a time.Special Guest: Matthew Van Dyke.Links: Nobody Can Believe Sarah Palin Is Mad at Colin Kaepernick For Donating to Meals on Wheels | Mediaite Donald Trump calls out Colin Kaepernick, again | ProFootballTalk Donald Trump's Mexico border wall must be tall, difficult to cut through and look good from US side, says White House | The Independent Did Trump's Irish Proverb Come From a Nigerian Muslim Poet? - NBC News Your beard doesn’t contain poop, but it could help develop new antibiotics - The Washington Post Stupid Shit My Friends Post: Difference Between Liberals and Conservatives Man claimed on Facebook he ran a circumcision service — from his 'cabin in the woods' - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News Artist Replaces Billboards with Photos of the Landscapes They’re Blocking «TwistedSifter

Team Trump issues a flawed St. Patrick's Day hat, a new Texas bill seeks to curb men's superfluous emissions, the US Army doesn't work for the 'brother of ISIS' anymore, the Jawzrsize promises to strengthen your jawline, and Rachel Sussman takes kintsugi to the streets of New York.Special Guest: Joe Sondow.Links: FACT CHECK: Is Sean Spicer Wearing Mismatched Shoes? Trump St. Patrick’s Day Hats Disappear After Shamrock Mix-Up - The New York Times New Texas bill takes aim at men's masturbation habits - San Antonio Express-News Using Air Quotes, White House Walks Back ‘Wiretap’ Talk - The New York Times JP MOORE (REAL) on Twitter: "ISIS beware. We don't work for your brother anymore. https://t.co/lgJnEJRbNQ" This Kickstarter Will Get You In Shape For Festival Season · Stoney Roads Street Kintsugi: Artist Rachel Sussman Repairs the Roads with Gold | Colossal

Sean Spicer fails at Twitter, porn star gives up adult filmmaking to become a pastor, flag desecration laws are unconstitutional, theater refuses to show 'Beauty and the Beast' over alleged 'gay moment', and Jimenez Lai draws cartoon buildings in section.Links: Trump Supporters Get Mad Because They Think The Man in the High Castle's 'Resistance Radio' Is Real Sean Spicer tweets Trump was confirmed as HUD secretary | New York Post Jeff Sessions’s denials of contact with Russians are falling apart quickly - The Washington Post GOP Hill leaders back away from Trump on wiretap allegations - CNNPolitics.com Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he was fired by his bad (pathetic) ratings, not by me. Sad end to great show" Former Porn Star Finds Jesus, Abandons Adult Filmmaking — and There’s More… – Faithwire Stupid shit my friends post: Flag desecration laws Alabama theater shuns 'Beauty' movie over gay character - CNN.com Bureau Spectacular shows fantastical architectural models at SFMOMA

Pence gets in trouble for conducting publics business with his personal AOL account, PwC botches the Oscars finale, an image depicting 'the future that liberals want' goes viral, a disgruntled Texas family writes an honest obituary, Mike eulogizes his father, and a fastidious sculptor carves the growth rings out of trees.Special Guest: Ahmad Philips.Links: Pence used personal email for state business — and was hacked Melania Trump calls on the ‘gift of nature’ to heal sick children DeVos called HBCUs ‘pioneers’ of ‘school choice.’ It didn’t go over well. The Dirty Secret Behind the Jeff Sessions Mess | Vanity Fair Why Typography Matters — Especially At The Oscars Justin Scott on Twitter: "Bad font double-whammy https://t.co/ud62JGblBv" The future liberals want is now a fierce meme Obit proves family couldn’t be happier their ‘evil’ relative is dead | New York Post VERY clever - removes the growth rings to reveal the original sapling

Thousands protest Trump's immigration policy on 'A Day without Immigrants', an enterprising chiropractor patents labia glue as tampon alternative, Norman Rockwell paintings might be subliminal erotica, frozen hair selfies are sweeping the Yukon, a photographer captures New York Times covers, and Mike picks up a new habit.Special Guest: Margaret Dodge.Links: Trump's vast internet empire includes 3,643 websites - ranging from TrumpFraud.org to TrumpScam.com - Feb. 20, 2017 FACT CHECK: Did Trump Golf Six Times After Complaining About Obama's Golfing Habits? Trump family trips cost taxpayers $11.3m in one month – almost as much as Obama’s cost in a year | The Independent Open Immigration and Child Labor A Chiropractor Says Labia Glue is Better Than Tampons | Teen Vogue Memes Meme: REMEMBER SON DON'T GROW UPTO BEA LIBERAL DIPSHIT ANDYO TO FIND OUT HOWWEUSETEARGAS | me.me A New Norman Rockwell Biography Explores His Darker Side - WSJ Hair Freezing Contest Is Hottest Thing In The Yukon Right Now | The Huffington Post Eye Candy: The Rise of the Image: Every NY Times Front Page Since 1852 in Under a Minute | Colossal

Mike discovers cappuccino, Donald Trump surveys the public about the media's credibility, Wolf Blitzer makes un-funny jokes about tragic murder, Utah Republican enumerates the unintended consequences of equal pay laws, 74-year-old man gets entire church high on weed cookies, website tracks space junk.Special Guest: Seán McGuire.Links: Mainstream Media Accountability Survey | GOP Wolf Blitzer is UN believably overkilling Kim Jong Un pUNs - YouTube Ketamine - Wikipedia Trump’s ‘bizarre, volatile behavior’ could be from untreated syphilis: infectious disease doctor Utah Republican Apologizes for Letter Stating Equal Pay for Women Has Consequences - NBC News 74-Year-Old Man Accused of Getting His Entire Church High on Weed Cookies | MUNCHIES Stuff in Space 7 Ways to Discipline Your Wife | Biblical Gender Roles