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Bo shares his dogspotting philosophy, Trump makes a repeat visit to Houston, Mayor Elijah Daniel outlaws heterosexuality in Hell, Mike argues about ghosts with an old acquaintance, poorly delivered package traps couple in apartment, Bored Panda finds art in worn-out everyday things.Special Guest: Bo Quintana.Links: Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "@realDonaldTrump POLL!! Who will do better with the economy and handling money?? Vote below and RETWEET!" ABC News on Twitter: "Pres. Trump praises Coast Guard for saving people "by going into winds that the media would not go into...unless it's a really good story." https://t.co/6JFH45o0wn" Trump jokes his hands are 'too big' while serving food to Harvey victims | TheHill Trump's Job Approval Stabilizing at Lower Level | Gallup Toluse Olorunnipa on Twitter: ""You just became famous," Trump tells supporter in Houston neighborhood that had been hit by flooding https://t.co/LVv0ml1y5A" Man Says Delivery Driver Left Package In Most Unhelpful Place Imaginable | HuffPost California eclipse watchers treated after putting sunscreen on eyeballs, report says - ABC2News.com FACT CHECK: Did People Put Sunscreen on Their Eyes During the Solar Eclipse? 10+ Unbelievable Examples Of Things Being Worn Down Over Time | Bored Panda Good Time The Catholic Church is freaking out about fidget spinners | The Outline Elijah Daniel Becomes Mayor of Hell, Michigan, and Bans Heterosexuals Stupid shit my friends post

President Trump gives a jaw-dropping speech in Houston, non-religious people are more likely to drop f-bombs on Facebook, Ann Coulter blames Hurricane Harvey on Houston's lesbian mayor, Justin Bieber unfollows Floyd Mayweather in the name of Christ, and Michelangelo sketches in a secret chamber.Special Guests: Cecil and Tom.Links: audioBoom / God Awful Movies No, the FCC Did Not Post a Statement Trashing Ajit Pai Hannity Instructs Tomi Lahren to 'Go After' Geraldo Rivera Over Clinton's Emails Kellyanne Conway Says That Trump’s Most Notable Characteristic Is His ‘Humility’ | Right Wing Watch Even in visiting hurricane-ravaged Texas, Trump keeps the focus on himself - The Washington Post Religious People Talk Mainly About Family On Social Media: Study | Fatherly Stupid Shit My Friends Post Justin Bieber Unfollowed Floyd Mayweather in the Name of Christ - Noisey Trump Alert (@TrumpsAlert) | Twitter The walls of a secret room in Florence are covered with drawings Michelangelo made while in hiding.

Trump gives an unhinged speech in Arizona; llama jumps fence to chase bear away from farm ducks, then goes to golf course; flat Earthers resolutely stare directly into the sun; New York cops keep corpses in MTA break rooms; and Fernando Abellanas builds a secret work studio.Special Guest: Mark.Links: Who Built the Pyramids? | Harvard Magazine Great Pyramid tombs unearth 'proof' workers were not slaves | World news | The Guardian 'Most impressive thing any president's ever done': Tucker Carlson on Trump's eclipse viewing – video | Science | The Guardian There Was A Concerning Spike In Certain Google Searches Right After The Eclipse | IFLScience Pro-Trump Rallies in 36 States Canceled, Will Be Held As Online Demonstrations As Trump ranted and rambled in Phoenix, his crowd slowly thinned - The Washington Post Llama jumps fence to chase bear away from farm ducks, then goes to local golf course — Outdoors — Bangor Daily News — BDN Maine Stupid Shit My Friends Post: Solar Eclipse Hoax Julian Assange, Eclipse Truther A grim subway reality: Corpses sometimes kept in MTA break rooms | abc7ny.com A Secret Work Studio Suspended Below a Highway Overpass by Fernando Abellanas | Colossal

Trump blames “many sides” for the nation’s racial turmoil, YouTube becomes overrun with fake Peppa Pig videos, the Egyptian pyramids are compared to confederate statues as symbols of slavery, crown shyness is explained, and Mike reveals his Achilles’ heel.Special Guest: Michael Stemle.Links: american english - How are 'marry', 'merry', and 'Mary' pronounced differently? - English Language & Usage Stack Exchange Oddly Ikea (aka Ikea ASMR) White Nationalist Protests: Donald Trump Struggles to Heal | Time.com Trump Vows North Korea Threat Will Be Met With 'Fire and Fury' - NBC News Trump on North Korea Feud: 'Fire and Fury' not Tough Enough - NBC News Trump said Scouts called to thank him for 'greatest' speech. Not quite, White House says | Donald Trump | Dallas News Those Calls to Trump? White House Admits They Didn’t Happen - The New York Times — “I wouldn’t say it was a lie — that’s a pretty bold accusation,” Ms. Sanders said. “The conversations took place, they just simply didn’t take place over a phone call, they happened in person.” How to Protect Your Kids From Disturbing, Fake Peppa Pig Videos On YouTube  Popping Cysts and Pimples Daniel Snider - #SSMFP The Phenomenon Of “Crown Shyness” Where Trees Avoid Touching | Colossal Googly eye photo Doorways for Women and Families | Creating Pathways Out of Abuse and Homelessness in Northern Virginia

Mariani chastises Mike for the texting in a theater of it all, President Trump visits the Boy Scouts of America, Utah man kills his wife on cruise after she laughed at him, nuclear warfare is compared to “big government” policies, and the Ottomans build ornate birdhouses.Special Guest: E. Nicholas Mariani.Links: Trump's speech to Boy Scouts: 29 most cringe-worthy lines - CNNPolitics Boy Scouts chief apologizes for Trump’s Jamboree address | TheHill Boy Scouts deny Trump's claim that top leader called him to praise speech - Chicago Tribune Utah Man Killed His Wife on Cruise After She Laughed at Him | Time.com Stupid Shit: Hiroshima vs. Detroit The Ornate Bird Palaces of Ottoman-Era Turkey | Colossal

Mike discusses techniques for getting high on the cheap, inanimate object arousal, his recent family reunion, how he felt when he learned he had a son on the way, and whether Scaramucci is a great thing that happened to this country or the greatest thing to have ever happened to this country.Links: SCARAMUCCI: Trump will govern by "whiteboard" - Business Insider White House alters Scaramucci press briefing transcript to make Trump's golf more impressive | The Independent An email prankster pretending to be Reince Priebus got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci - Vox Anthony Scaramucci erroneously listed as dead in the new Harvard Law alumni directory - The Washington Post

Trump empathizes about health insurance costs, a free wi-fi provider stipulates ridiculously onerous terms and conditions, Kate Upton’s good looks “prove” the divinity of Jesus, Walmart begins selling fruit punch pickles, and Louis Kahn builds a floating concert hall. Special Guest: Joshua Leigh Wolfe.Links: Trump has no idea how much health insurance costs - Vox Trump to Pat Robertson: 'You Will Be Saying Merry Christmas Again Very Soon' Trump explains why he wants to be able to 'see through' his border wall President Donald Trump: Read His Off-the-Record Briefing | Time.com Eating Your Placenta Might Harm Your Baby Sick baby prompts concern over placenta pills - CNN.com 22,000 People Agree to Clean Toilets for WiFi Because They Didn't Read the Terms Freedom From Atheism Foundation (FFAF) - Posts Freedom From Atheism Foundation - Conservapedia Walmart releases fruit punch-flavored pickles | 6abc.com Little-Known Floating Concert Hall Designed by Louis Kahn Faces Demolition | ArchDaily

Donald Trump Jr. and Chipotle are on the ropes, R. Kelly starts a sex cult, Mike contemplates the origins of the universe, slime-filled eel truck overturns on U.S. 101 in Oregon, and Marta Minujín builds a replica of the Parthenon out of banned books.Special Guest: Adam Christopher.Links: Finally, a Poll Trump Will Like: Clinton Is Even More Unpopular - Bloomberg Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "HillaryClinton can illegally get the questions to the Debate & delete 33,000 emails but my son Don is being scorned by the Fake News Media?" Only 45% of Trump voters believe Don Jr. met with the Russians, after Junior admitted it - AMERICAblog News U.S. Secret Service rejects suggestion it vetted Trump son's meeting Truck full of eels overturns on U.S. 101, dousing sedan with slithering sea creatures | OregonLive.com Parents Told Police Their Daughter Is Being Held Against Her Will In R. Kelly’s “Cult” Wall Street battling over Chipotle after plunge on norovirus report "Parthenon of Books" Constructed from 100,000 Banned Books Rises at Nazi Book Burning Site in Germany | ArchDaily

Trump Jr.’s emails hint at light treason, a fox has been pissing on the bureau of meteorology’s rain gauge, Nazism is wrongly compared to Islam, fish are becoming transgender, and SFMOMA gets a chat bot. Special Guest: Matthew Van Dyke.Links: What happened and when: The timeline leading up to Donald Trump Jr.’s fateful meeting - The Washington Post ‘Category 5 hurricane’: White House under siege by Trump Jr.’s Russia revelations Conway to CNN's Cuomo: Aren't you embarrassed 'to talk more about Russia than America'? | TheHill — "Aren’t you the least bit reluctant, if not embarrassed, that you now talk about Russia more than you talk about America?” Fox's chief intelligence correspondent edited out mention of Russian government when quoting Trump Jr. emails — During Fox News’ Outnumbered, chief intelligence correspondent Catherine Herridge reported on the developments, reading “key sections” from the email chain between Trump Jr. and the intermediary, Rob Goldstone. Herridge read: But, as the ellipses show, Herridge omitted a key section of the quote. Goldstone’s reference to “Russia and its government’s support for Mr. Trump” was not included in the on-screen graphic, and Herridge did not mention that part of the quote during her report. Bakker: “The Fact That The Bible Is Filled With ‘Trump’ and ‘Trumpets’ Prove That He Is Called To Be Prophet” 73 Shocking Facts about Adolf Hitler | FactRetriever.com Let’s Not Get Carried Away A Fox Has Been Pissing In The Bureau Of Meteorology's Rain Gauge Stupid Shit My Friends Post Fish becoming transgender from contraceptive pill chemicals being flushed down household drains Text SFMOMA Your Favorite Emoji and Receive an Artwork From Their Vast Collection | Colossal

David Beckham is outed as a familial lip kisser, a religious group thinks silent reading parties are a sign of the Apocalypse, “our” ancestors “adopted” the country’s “culture”, Zillow sues McMansion Hell, and Blake Fall-Conroy builds a minimum wage machine.Special Guests: Benjamin R. Cohen, Liam O’Donnell, and Simon Tonev.Links: Sometimes Puns Are a Sign of a Damaged Brain -- Science of Us A Religious Group Thinks Silent-Reading Parties Are a Sign of the Apocalypse - Slog - The Stranger Stupid shit McMansion Hell This Mind-Numbing Machine Lets You Experience Making The Minimum Wage

The New York Times catalogues all of Trump’s lies, a deluded “breatharian” couple claims to survive without food, Mark Whelan posts an All Lives Matter meme (some conditions apply), 7 percent of Americans think brown cows make chocolate milk, and Mexico City combats sexual violence on the metro with an artisanal “penis seat”. Special Guests: Sarah Rice and Susie Meister.Links: President Trump’s Lies, the Definitive List - The New York Times Trump-rested Development - YouTube ‘Breatharian’ couple survives on ‘the universe’s energy’ instead of food | New York Post A couple claimed they learned to live without food, and news outlets ate it up - Jun. 21, 2017 Stupid Shit: Mark Whelan updated his cover photo. Report: 7 Percent of Americans Think Brown Cows Make Chocolate Milk Mexico City metro's 'penis seat' sparks debate - BBC News

Facebook launches support for GIF comments, Justin encounters a greater pedant, the wall is getting solar panels, Mike playacts in a diner, The Activist Mommy encourages back-door emoji self-exploration, and Brett Foxwell animates the decomposition of wood. Links: Donald Trump berates London mayor over response to terror attacks | UK news | The Guardian Donald J. Trump on Twitter: "Pathetic excuse by London Mayor Sadiq Khan who had to think fast on his "no reason to be alarmed" statement. MSM is working hard to sell it!" Donald Trump Jr. on Twitter: "I wonder how much of this "art" is funded by taxpayers? Serious question, when does "art" become political speech & does that change things? https://t.co/JfOmLLBJCn" The Activist Mommy - Photos How to get the Pride rainbow flag reaction on Facebook WoodSwimmer: A New Stop-Motion Short Made Entirely by Tediously Cutting Through Wood | Colossal

Mike brings a baby to the movies, Trump’s cabinet members take turns praising their Dear Leader, Facebook users troll Roy Moore with the Pride reaction, The Joker can’t understand why school children are “allowed” to “curse like sailors”, umbilical cord art is a thing, Royal de Luxe builds gigantic marionettes. Special Guest: Jeff Mac.Links: Trump pitched Republican leaders on a solar-paneled border wall - Axios Trump’s claim that Americans ‘built the Golden Gate Bridge in four years and the Hoover Dam in five’ - The Washington Post Donald Trump just held the weirdest Cabinet meeting ever - CNNPolitics.com President Trump’s Cabinet Lovefest - The New York Times The 'COVFEFE Act' Is Necessary Legislation With a Name That Makes Us All Want to Die — A new bill introduced in Congress this week is looking to enforce those rules with regard to Trump’s personal account since he often uses it to make announcements altering US policy, both foreign and domestic—even though there’s a zero chance in hell anything Trump tweets will ever disappear from the internet. It’s called the “Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically for Engagement” Act—yes, it’s the goddamn COVFEFE Act, in case you thought that joke was dead—and it was introduced by Rep. Mike Quigley, the Illinois Democrat who in March brought us the MAR-A-LAGO Act, which would require the publication of White House visitor logs. (The Trump White House has decided to keep the logs secret, reversing an Obama administration policy of publishing them automatically.) Trump May Commit a Felony to Cover Up Nonexistent Crimes - Hit & Run : Reason.com — Who would do that? Who would ask a man to pledge allegiance under oath? People are using Facebook's LGBT Pride button to troll Roy Moore | AL.com The Giant Marionettes of Royal de Luxe - The Atlantic kids curse like sailors in school & nobody bats an eye kid says a prayer & everybody loses their minds - joker mind loss | Meme Generator Umbilical Cord Art: Beautiful? Disgusting? Both? | Someecards Pregnancy

Spicer defends ‘covfefe’ tweet, Portland burrito cart closes after owners are accused of cultural appropriation, Joshua Feuerstein is triggered by rainbow fries, Arizona man wears colander on head for driver’s license photo, and Mike contemplates getting an Everett Ruess tattoo. Special Guest: Adam Bates.Links: Sean Spicer admits that Donald Trump’s tweets are “official statements” - Salon.com Fox host to Trump: ‘Fake news media’ isn’t the issue, it’s you | TheHill Inside Trump’s climate decision: After fiery debate, he ‘stayed where he’s always been’ - The Washington Post DC bar to offer free drinks for every Trump tweet during Comey testimony | TheHill Portland Burrito Cart Closes After Owners Are Accused Of Cultural Appropriation | HuffPost Dusty Smith on Twitter: "These two posts were literally 10 minutes apart. https://t.co/o2cKYlN1Jr" Success (and trouble) for Arizona Pastafarian’s ID Photo « Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Everett Ruess - Wikipedia Blockprint Image Gallery – Everett Ruess™

Richard Spencer has a rough time at the gym, Trump's alleged ties to Russia are compared and contrasted against Obama's purported ties to the Muslim Brotherhood, a demolition crew accidentally tears down the wrong building, Mike pushes his friend off a ledge, and Edoardo Tresoldi builds a pavillion out of wire. Special Guest: Cory Johnston.Links: The Latest: Trump says 'major help from God' need to win - 5/13/2017 10:50:14 AM | Newser Trump's iPhone has one app: Twitter - Axios Donald Trump thinks exercise will kill you - Vox Trump Team Stands by Budget's $2 Trillion Math Error - NBC News An Expansive Pavilion of Architectural Elements Constructed from Wire Mesh by Edoardo Tresoldi | Colossal White Nationalist Richard Spencer's Gym Terminated His Membership After A Woman Called Him A Neo-Nazi Watch a Mortified Demolition Crew Accidentally Tear Down the Wrong Building