Summary: <p>The Donald leaks ‘code word’ information to the Russians, unbalanced brits have an avocado mishap, conservatives defend confederate monuments, Ikea tote bags are put to myriad uses, Hamburg gets a new cultural center, and Justin’s account gets cloned. </p><p>Special Guest: Kody Frederick.</p><p>Links:</p><ul> <li><a title="The Credit Card Prank" rel="nofollow" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20060203043659/http://www.zug.com:80/pranks/credit_card/index5.html">The Credit Card Prank</a></li> <li><a title="How Trump’s aides trick him into reading press briefings | New York Post" rel="nofollow" href="http://nypost.com/2017/05/17/how-trumps-aides-trick-him-into-reading-press-briefings/">How Trump’s aides trick him into reading press briefings | New York Post</a></li> <li><a title="Clip of Trump repeatedly rearranging items goes viral | Daily Mail Online" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4361058/Bizarre-clip-Trump-repeatedly-rearranging-items-viral.html">Clip of Trump repeatedly rearranging items goes viral | Daily Mail Online</a></li> <li> <a title="How Bad Is Disclosing 'Code Word' Information? - The Atlantic" rel="nofollow" href="https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2017/05/trump-russia-code-word/526833/">How Bad Is Disclosing 'Code Word' Information? - The Atlantic</a> — Russian</li> <li><a title="‘They tricked us!’: White House ‘furious’ Russia posted Trump photos on official government accounts" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/they-tricked-us-white-house-furious-russia-posted-trump-photos-on-official-government-accounts/">‘They tricked us!’: White House ‘furious’ Russia posted Trump photos on official government accounts</a></li> <li><a title="House majority leader to colleagues in 2016: ‘I think Putin pays’ Trump - The Washington Post" rel="nofollow" href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/house-majority-leader-to-colleagues-in-2016-i-think-putin-pays-trump/2017/05/17/515f6f8a-3aff-11e7-8854-21f359183e8c_story.html?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.6fbcb045264e">House majority leader to colleagues in 2016: ‘I think Putin pays’ Trump - The Washington Post</a></li> <li><a title="How Trump learned about the special prosecutor - POLITICO" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/17/donald-trump-special-prosecutor-mueller-238534">How Trump learned about the special prosecutor - POLITICO</a></li> <li><a title="Clinton aide mocks Trump’s spelling of special ‘councel’ | TheHill" rel="nofollow" href="http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/334007-clinton-aide-mocks-trumps-spelling-of-special-councel">Clinton aide mocks Trump’s spelling of special ‘councel’ | TheHill</a></li> <li><a title="'Avocado hand' is sending people to the ER because people don't know how to cut their fruit - SFGate" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.sfgate.com/food/article/Avocado-hand-injury-ER-knife-surgery-11139493.php">'Avocado hand' is sending people to the ER because people don't know how to cut their fruit - SFGate</a></li> <li><a title="ALLOW ME TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP CONSERVATIVES AREN'T PISSED ABOUT CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS BEING DESTROYED BECAUSE THEY ARE IN LOVE WITH THE CONFEDERACY THEY'RE PISSED BECAUSE LIBERALS ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT IF THEY ERASE HISTORY THAT IT MEANS IT NEVER HAPPENED! ttHISTORYMATERS Tt HERITAGENOTHANTE #HistoryMatters #HeritageNotHate | Love Meme on me.me" rel="nofollow" href="https://me.me/i/allow-me-to-clear-something-up-conservatives-arent-pissed-about-13754274">ALLOW ME TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP CONSERVATIVES AREN'T PISSED ABOUT CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS BEING DESTROYED BECAUSE THEY ARE IN LOVE WITH THE CONFEDERACY THEY'RE PISSED BECAUSE LIBERALS ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT IF THEY ERASE HISTORY THAT IT MEANS IT NEVER HAPPENED! ttHISTORYMATERS Tt HERITAGENOTHANTE #HistoryMatters #HeritageNotHate | Love Meme on me.me</a></li> <li><a title="Avalon Project - Confederate States of America - Declaration of the Immediate Causes Which Induce and Justify the Secession of South Carolina from the Federal Union" rel="nofollow" href="http://avalon.law.yale.edu/19th_century/csa_scarsec.asp">Avalon Project - Confederate States of America - Declaration of the Immediate Causes Which Induce and Justify the Secession of South Carolina from the Federal Union</a></li> <li><a title="People are cutting up Ikea tote bags to make weird and wonderful creations" rel="nofollow" href="http://mashable.com/2017/05/09/diy-frakta-ikea-tote-bags/#MfB..CXKySqk">People are cutting up Ikea tote bags to make weird and wonderful creations</a></li> <li><a title="A Story of Slavery in Modern America - The Atlantic" rel="nofollow" href="https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/06/lolas-story/524490/">A Story of Slavery in Modern America - The Atlantic</a></li> <li><a title="Mormon Cereal" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.mormoncereal.com/#/wolverine/">Mormon Cereal</a></li> </ul>
