Summary: <p>Mike experiences a zipper malfunction at a baptism, Phone Romeos in India look for love via wrong numbers, Pat Robertson resents at-will employment, Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year, and David Neevel creates a Trump tweet-burning robot.</p><p>Special Guest: Josh Wade.</p><p>Links:</p><ul> <li><a title="Trump: Did Clinton 'ever apologize for receiving the answers to the debate?' | TheHill" rel="nofollow" href="http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/326943-trump-did-clinton-ever-apologize-for-receiving-the-answers-to-the">Trump: Did Clinton 'ever apologize for receiving the answers to the debate?' | TheHill</a></li> <li><a title="Did the Trump Administration Remove LBGT Categories from the 2020 Census?" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.snopes.com/2017/03/29/lgbt-2020-census/">Did the Trump Administration Remove LBGT Categories from the 2020 Census?</a></li> <li><a title="Trump Jr’s College Classmate Shares SHOCKING Story About What Father & Son Are Really Like – New Century Times" rel="nofollow" href="http://newcenturytimes.com/2016/11/04/trump-jrs-college-classmate-shares-shocking-story-about-what-father-son-are-really-like/">Trump Jr’s College Classmate Shares SHOCKING Story About What Father & Son Are Really Like – New Century Times</a></li> <li><a title="'We don't make mistakes' Trump says, right before making mistake | Newshub" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2017/03/we-don-t-make-mistakes-trump-says-right-before-making-mistake.html">'We don't make mistakes' Trump says, right before making mistake | Newshub</a></li> <li><a title="India’s ‘Phone Romeos’ Look for Ms. Right via Wrong Numbers - The New York Times" rel="nofollow" href="https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/22/world/asia/indias-phone-romeos-look-for-the-right-one-through-wrong-numbers.html?_r=1">India’s ‘Phone Romeos’ Look for Ms. Right via Wrong Numbers - The New York Times</a></li> <li><a title="(751) If I can't speak my mind, this isn't America anymore. -Phil Robertson | Duck Dynasty | Pinterest" rel="nofollow" href="https://www.pinterest.com/pin/334462709798158028/">(751) If I can't speak my mind, this isn't America anymore. -Phil Robertson | Duck Dynasty | Pinterest</a></li> <li><a title="Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year - The Washington Post" rel="nofollow" href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/03/28/spiders-could-theoretically-eat-every-human-on-earth-in-one-year/?tid=sm_tw&utm_term=.686a65553329">Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year - The Washington Post</a></li> <li><a title="Donate to Mike's Soylent fund!" rel="nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/poorlysummarized">Donate to Mike's Soylent fund!</a></li> <li><a title="Meet David Neevel, creator of the robot that burns Trump tweets." rel="nofollow" href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2017/03/29/meet_david_neevel_creator_of_the_robot_that_burns_trump_tweets.html">Meet David Neevel, creator of the robot that burns Trump tweets.</a></li> </ul>
