90 Seconds on The Verge

Get ready to hear all your favorite Disney songs, but remixed with an EDM twist! Enjoy tracks like, 'A Whole New World of Dupstep' and 'Circle of Life of Dubstep' the next time you hit the club. Perhaps you'll get down with 'Hakuna Matata That Dubstep is Crazy!' or 'It's a Small World (After All There is Dubstep).' Whatever you choose to listen to, know that it'll be full of your favorite Disney characters and very loud dubstep.

Two strangers. One room. Well they're not complete strangers. Let's start again. Two guys who work together, but don't usually hang out outside of the office. One room. What happens when they are told to kiss for the first time on camera? Some say it's going to be magical, some say it's going to be weird. Either way, it'll go viral.

I'm beginning to suspect that the mole is closer to me than I originally believed. Is it Ross Miller? He's been acting unusually normal lately. That's not like him. Or could it be Chris Ziegler? He recently moved to New York from Chicago and we all know that moles love deep dish pizza. Am I the mole? Have I forgotten my assignment? Oh man. I guess I'm the mole. Well, I better start snooping. Who do I work for though?

How am I supposed to live without you? That was the question posed by legendary musician Michael Bolton. Now, over 30 years after he shouted those words, Michael Bolton is back, but this time he's headed to the app store. In 'Heart Catcher,' players must collect broken hearts as they fall from the clouds. Collect all the pieces of the broken heart and love will be restored. Will Michael reunite with his true love or will he forever be lost without her?

You are getting very sleepy. Look into this weird black and white circular thing I'm holding. Follow it. You are being hypnotized. For the next 90 Seconds, you are under my control... it's not working? You were supposed to by hypnotized already. *Yawn* I'm not really sure what's wrong. Man, I'm starting to feel a little tire– zzzzzzzz

Wait, I need to write a description too? What do I write? What do you mean bizarre, nonsensical descriptions that often have nothing to do with the stories in the episode? So just start writing now? Does this count? Do I need to make any reference to 90 Seconds on The Verge? Was that enough of a reference? Also, why is it 91 seconds on YouTube?

Hi, this is NBA legend Charles Barkley. By now, many of you have probably heard about Shaquille O'Neal's plan to release a sequel to 'Shaq Fu.' Well looks like the ball isn't just in your court, friend. I would like to announce that I, too, am working on a sequel to my classic game, 'Barkley Shut Up and Jam!' Next year, 'Barkley II: Why Isn't Anyone Jamming With Me?' will hit stores exclusively for Super Nintendo. A lot of people have asked me, "Charles? How come you are releasing this game all by yourself and on a console that was discontinued in the late 90's?" My response is usually, "How about you put that basketball where the court is?" So buy my game and shoot some hoops with me. Please.

The man awoke not knowing who he was or where he was currently sitting. A cameraman, along with his trusty C100, waits patiently for the man to ready himself. The man stumbles to his feet, unsure of himself, but feeling the urge to present himself to the lens. "Who am I?" the man asks. "Um, Evan? Are you ok?" asks the cameraman. "You ate that giant sub and then sat on the floor and fell asleep." The man, now realizing who he is and what his purpose is, exclaims, "Oh! That happened again? Sorry about that. We ready to shoot?" And so another episode of 90 Seconds began.

We know how excited everyone is about our new P3 adult lunchables, but the fun doesn't end there. Introducing the full lineup of Oscar Mayer manchild lunches! We took our classic Pizza Lunchables and created new Kale Pizza Lunchables. Next up, we have the Ham and American Sub Lunchable, but now we've added Grey Poupon mustard to it because that's something we think adults like. It's the same exact sandwich, but now it comes with a more mature spread. Lastly, we have our Chicken Strip Lunchables. We haven't actually changed these at all, but now the kit comes with a portable glass of Merlot. Simply put, you're going to love being an adult!

Okay, so here's the pitch. You'll be playing a lab technician for some super science-y place — lots of future stuff — and you'll accidentally be working late at night and fall into this cloning machine. And you'll come out as both you and then a dog version of you. But then the machine breaks down and government agents know you're the only key left so they're hunting you down. But! They're looking for you... and also a dog version of you. So you two argue it out — yes, of course the dog speaks English, it's a clone version of you — and you two decide to dress up the dog as a human and enroll it in college. But like, a sexy college full of beautiful people. So now you're in hiding at a nearby university while G-men with guns and sunglasses hunt you down. It'll be great! We start shooting in a month and the director was a camera operator who worked on the Fast and Furious series, which is great, because he knows his way around films and in fact we were thinking about calling this Fast and Furry-ous because, well duh, your name would be Kyle "Nine" Fast. Get it? K-9? Okay, so just sign here and let's make movie history!

Wake up. Find a tree. Punch it. Pick up wood blocks. Make wood planks. Craft. Make crafting bench. Craft. Punch a mountain. Make sticks. Craft. Make an pickaxe. Craft. Make an axe. Craft. Make another pickaxe on accident. Craft. Make a sword. Craft. Punch a rock. Grab coal. Make torches. Craft.

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Adam Driver in final talks to play the villain in the new 'Star Wars' movie! David Fincher in early talks to direct the new Steve Jobs biopic! Now, Dieter Bohn is in middle, somewhat solid, but not enough to confirm talks play an undisclosed character in a new movie from a soon-to-be-announced high profile director. The film, set for release in 2026, will find Bohn's character faced with a difficult decision, one that will alter his life forever. Get ready for the feel-good-suspense-romcom-dramedy of the 2020's!

Milk Inc. is sad to retire our classic "Got Milk?" campaign, but we are ecstatic about our new "Milk Life" slogan. However, that was not our original plan. Our first batch of catchphrases included "Milk, grab life by the teat," "Milk, the udder drink," "Milk, it's nipple juice," and "Milk, cookies not included."

Something feels familiar, something feels repetitive. That man sneezed again. "Bless you!" What is happening? The Galaxy S5 feels like the S4 and those guys just high fived for a third time! How do I escape this nightmare? This feels way longer than 90 seconds.