90 Seconds on The Verge

"Mozilla prides itself on being held to a different standard and, this past week, we didn’t live up to it. We know why people are hurt and angry, and they are right: it’s because we haven’t stayed true to ourselves. We didn’t act like you’d expect Mozilla to act. We didn’t move fast enough to engage with people once the controversy started. We’re sorry. We must do better."

Remind me when I next talk to Nathan about Microsoft. Remind when I next talk to John Lagomarsino about that one song from Avenue Q but I can't remember the name. Remind me when I next talk to my girlfriend about that time I fell asleep on the L train and woke up god knows where and got really confused and my phone was dead. Remind me next time I talk to Siri to ask her about you.

We at Amazon are so pleased with Fire TV. It shows the true potential of our Prime video service, as well as what kind of products our remarkable team can build, but we don't want to stop there. That is why we are also announcing Amazon Prime Rib, our first step into the culinary world. With Prime Rib, you can order a fat slab of meat and have it delivered to you in just two days. Need your steak by tonight? No worries because thanks to our fleet of shipment drones, that giant hunk of juicy cow will be raining from the sky and landing right on your doorstep within the hour. We are so excited about Amazon Prime Rib and we think you'll be too.

Didn't make the deadline to sign up for Healthcare.gov? Have no fear because you may still be to enroll as long as you meet one of the following requirements: you experienced website errors, were given misinformation by an Affordable Care Act worker, spilled iced tea on your keyboard, had a bad hair day, woke up late for work, had a bad case of the hiccups, had a good case of the hiccups, went to the gym and got too buff, got caught in a sticky situation, or died. Thank you again for your interest in Healthcare.gov!

Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair California, where we lay our scene, from ancient patent infringement to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two technologically advanced foes. A pair of star-cross'd board members take their life; Whose misadventured piteous overthrows. Do with their death bury their companies' strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, And the continuance of their parents' ongoing legal battles, which, but their employees' end, nought could remove, Is now the never-ending traffic of our lawsuit; the which if you with patient jurors attend, what here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend or possibly ban sales of the other's products.

Dan Seifert has vowed to eat his Blackberry Bold if Blackberry isn't profitable by 2016. While this may seem like a surprising bet to make, it's far from his first one. Previously, Dan vowed to eat his left foot if Google ever did more than just create a search engine, eat his own parents if the government ever breached our privacy, and eat his childhood memories if Facebook beat Myspace.

Hi, this is Ross Miller. Is the line secure? Are you sure? Don't you hear that weird clicking noise? Alright, alright. I trust you. Ok, here's the idea I have. We take the top story of the day from The Verge and make a 90 second video explaining what the news is, what the backstory is, and why this is important to our viewers. What was that? Yes, of course there will be goofs in it. Who do you think I am?

This is Adrianne to ground control / I'm stepping off the roof / And I'm falling in the most conspicuous way / And the city lights look different today. For here am I parachuting downward / Far above New York / The cityscape's hue is mostly black and blue...

Imagine all the things you can do in virtual reality: riding a rollercoaster, riding a dinosaur, going to the movies, sitting on a virtual couch watching TV, going on virtual walks through virtual parks, shopping, brushing your teeth, taking a shower. All without ever having to leave your bed!

Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak announced today that based on new data, missing flight MH370 crashed in the Indian Ocean... Comcast is reportedly in talks with Apple to provide them priority services for streamed entertainment for an Apple set top box... The Black Keys teamed up with Mike Tyson to announce a new album.

And so we have arrived at episode 420. It's been an exhausting journey, but we couldn't have made it here without you, the fans. You have been with us through thick and thin. Through exciting tech news and wonky apps. Through Steve Ballmer and John McAfee. Thank you. You know, a wise man once said, "Life is for the living and time is..." um, wait, what were we saying again?

Violation #1: The facility is in a tree which is made entirely of wood. One spark on a dry summer day and the whole place could burn to the ground. Violation #2: The magic dust is held above 41º F. Violation #3: Elves are not given an appropriate amount of snacks. Violation #4: Evidence of dragons or live dragons present in facility's food and/or non-food areas. Violation #5: Appropriately scaled metal stem-type wand not provided or used to evaluate temperatures of potentially hazardous treats during cooking, cooling, reheating and holding.

Let's put the brakes on this for a second. Don't want add too much friction. We should tread lightly, could easily get tired. Let's just roll with it. You could say we're coasting. Could be a gas!

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3, 2, 1, blink and smile. Alright, that was perfect, but can we get a little less teeth? Yeah, just like that. You really want to look like you forgot to put your dentures in. Now can you stare right into the camera? Look as if you are trying to possess the souls of all the viewers. Alright, that's a wrap!