The Annabel Portcast

Do you remember that amazing TV cop show with the pig-faced lady detective and the other animals in her team? No? Of course you don't, it's not out yet- I'm just practising for the future, when Annabel's new TV creation is so popular we'll all be starting conversations in that way.

Annabel gets a new assignment that could utilise her natural talents and make her a millionaire at the same time. Plus, she reads letters from her All Star Celebrity Postbag, with mail from Prince William, Dappy, and John Lydon.

If you're trying to lose weight there are a lot of diets out there, and it can be difficult to chose which is best for you. Happily, Annabel has been working hard on her own, so now all you need to do is listen to this, and the pounds will fly off.

If you want to get ahead in life's challenges, don't be afraid to bend the rules, or even to re-write them. Or even, as Annabel has done today, re-write them several times, and then leave those notes in the pigeon holes of the office you've blagged your way into.

Annabel has been inventing new fad diets to help obese old Britain get all nice and trim and healthy. Today, she consults some nutritionists, just to confirm that her diets are all they're cracked up to be. Spoiler alert- they are. Sort of.

Annabel tucks into her new assignment to stop people...well, tucking in. She's come up with large helping of new fad diets, to help the public slim down, and even has time to read from her portly All Star postbag, featuring letters from Kate Middleton, Michael Jackson, and Arnie.

Annabel returns alongside Geoff and the wider Hometime team, and is set a new assignment- to test out some new fad diets. She also reads letters from a load of celebrities. I say "a load", but actually there's three, from Kate Middleton, Michael Jackson, and Arnie.

This week Annabel was assigned the task of organising a rival to Crufts, except with hamsters. What, you didn't listen? Normally I'd be cross about that, but seeing as all her bits from the week are here, you've got a second bite at the cherry.

It's Annabel's birthday today, but that doesn't mean she's shirking her responsibilities, oh no! She still finds time to get a bit more of her assignment done, plus she reads letters from her All Star Postbag, including correspondance from Tim Berners Lee, David Cameron, and Prince Charles.

Annabel has been tasked with starting a new type of Crufts, but a Crufts with hamsters instead of dogs, so we can celebrate those cute rodents with all the food in their cheeks and a penchent for running in wheels. Why should dogs have all the fun eh? That's right, they shouldn't.

Annabel delves into her bulging All Star Celebrity Postbag, picking letters from Prince Edward, David Cameron, and Kim Jong un. She is also set a new assignment, to make a new Crufts, but for hamsters.

All week, Annabel has been trying to cement herself into the BBC Breakfast television schedule, and do you know what? We think she's done it. Never one to rest on her laurels, however, she also reads letters from her All Star Postbag, featuring correspondance from Justin Bieber, Michael Crawford, and Ray Parker Jr.

Annabel polished off her assingment with her usual flair and panache, and with her remaining strength managed to read some letters that famous people sent her, namely David Cameron, Rita Ora, and Clare Balding.

Annabel strives ever onward with her task to become the next lady of BBC morning telly. Never one to go the conventional route, she has a cunning plan up her sleeve, and it's going to keep her in merchandising royalty for years to come.

Annabel is attempting to become the new face of BBC's morning television. She's started her research, and attempts to make friends with some of the old guard of morning telly. However, she may have accidentally offended one of them...