The Annabel Portcast

A lot of people in the England are nervous ahead of Thursday's match with Uruguay, but don't panic for Annabel is going to fix everything, so that victory will be ours! (note, victory will only be "Ours" if you're from England or support England, otherwise victory will be someone else's).

Despite not having had an assingment set for her the first couple of days this week, Annabel more than made up for it with a sterling poem, written to cheer on the England football team whilst they're on holdiay in Brazil. It's moving, inspiring, and all round amazing.

What with Geoff being off earlier in the week, Annabel has had a smaller assignment than usual- to write an uplifting poem for England's football team, that'll go viral and lead the boys to victory. And that's just what she's done- why not have a listen now? One thing though, be sure to have your hanky at the ready, as it's very uplifting indeed.

Annabel thought she'd possibly got away without having to do an assignment this week, what with Geoff being off sick and all, but now he's back and there's no shirking allowed, as she's set the quick challenge of having to write a poem dedicated to the England football team, that's sure to go viral...

As Geoff is still off poorly sick, this Portcast is but half of what you might normally expect. But when that half a Portcast contains Annabel reading letters from Roy Hodgson, birthday boy Prince Philip, and Sharon Osbourne, who cares?

Geoff's not here today as he's poorly sick, but that didn't stop Annabel Port reading out letters from her All Star Postbag. Pete Donaldson (who was pressing the buttons in Geoff's absence), did set her an assignment, but it's only a little one...

This week, Annabel has been delving into the shadowy world of bribery ahead of the world cup. I don't want to give away how it ends up though (unless you're prepared to make me an offer of course....).

Annabel completes her assignment to bribe some officials- she even started tweeting in Arabic- that's dedication (and Google translate). She also reads letters from her All Star Postbag, with correspondance from Barack Obama, Putin, and Richard Dawkins.

Annabel continues on her voyage of discovery into the world of bribery, and reads correspondances from Queen following her opening of parliament speech, from Prince Philip (also following Queen's opening of parliament speech), and from Rhianna, (nothing to do with Queen's opening of parliament speech).

Annabel gets started on her assignment to get involved in some serious bribing. She's off to a good start, although there is some debate as to whether what she's achieved is strictly speaking, bribery.

A new week, a new assignment for Annabel- this week she is going to investigate the world of bribery- and see if she can't bag herself a few bribes along the way...

This week, Annabel has been helping the youth of the future by inventing a new syllabus for schools across the land, and do you know what? I think she's cracked it.

Annabel completes her assignment to change the face of education in this country and to give Michael Gove (rhymes with loathe) a helping hand, so he's not all confused all the time. We also hear letters from George Michael and Marilyn Monroe.

Geoff has given Annabel the tricky task of making a new curriculum for British schools, to help out Michael Gove (rhymes with "loathe"). Luckily for the children of the country, she's come up with a great selection of practical subjects, a unique way of judging results and, well, pretty much everything really.

As is the norm, Annabel is set a new assignment, and this week it's on to really make a difference- she's going to set a whole new curriculum for the UK's schools. What will be on it? Who knows...