The Annabel Portcast

Annabel has been busy making a new musical to save London's West End from certain death, and not only has she achieved her aim, she's got the backing of two lords. TWO of them! That's loads of lords, there's hardly ever more than that, except the five lords-a-leaping from the Christmas song, but those are silly lords. These are proper ones.

Annabel has been busy working on a new musical to save London's West End, and what she's already achieved has Geoff openly giddy with expectation for what is to come...

If you tried to think of the origin of the top three musicals in the world, you probably wouldn't think they were all based in French literature would you? Well maybe you would, but I certainly didn't. Annabel didn't either, but she found out they were, in her assignment to create a hit new musical.

Annabel is set a new assignment for the week, and it's an exciting one- she has to invent a musical. A whole musical. Well, the main bit at least. What will she do? Will it just be Grease again? Probably not as that already exists. I don't know- do you?

All of Annabel's assignment this week, plus a wonderful bulging podcast just for you, featuring letters from Kate Middleton, Pete Doherty, and Liam Gallagher.

Annabel has all but fixed the ailing website Goop, owned and run by Gwyneth Paltrow. Luckily, Annabel's adept at fixing all manner of problems, so even the fact that she never actually spoke to Gwyneth about it never seemed to cause a problem.

Annabel gets started on her assignment to help out old Gwyneth Paltrow's website- it's not doing so well you see. Like a cross between a management consultant and a shark, she finds her prey (the ailing website), and starts identifying the problems. That was a poor analogy, but hopefully you get what I meant.

Annabel is set a new assignment for this week, and it's to help out the ailing website of Gwyneth Paltrow. She also delves deep into her All Star Postbag, and reads letters from David Moyes, Leonardo di Caprio, and Pete Doherty.

Annabel finishes off her assingment by "going dark", which isn't something an MP does before attending a fancy dress party. No, she's going off-grid and going underground so the government can't find her. She also happens to be on a national radio station, but don't worry about that.

Annabel has proof- she's being followed by the government. Luckily though, Annabel is a resourceful lady, so she'll be able to go dark pretty easily, and will be off grid before you're cracking open your Easter eggs.

Annabel starts her assignment to find out what information the government is holding about her life. First, she's identified the potential aspects of her life they might be interested in, and thinks she may have a useful contact...

Annabel is set a new assignment this week, but potentially faces the wrath of our national security services- what will happen? I don't know, and seeing as she's only been set this assignment today, there's a good chance she doesn't know yet either.

In case you've missed all the shows this week, (and have also missed all the podcasts, which is difficult as you can listen to them any time), then don't worry, for this is a collection of all of Annabel's bits from the week, so you can rest easy my friend.

Annabel finishes off her assignment- creating a new fantasy drama series. Her crime-based series featuring ladies with animal heads is sure to be the next big thing in televisual entertainment, and rightly so. She also has time to read letters from her All Star Postbag, with correspondence from Jeremy Paxman, Jim Carey, and Prince William.

Annabel gets on with her assignment to create a new fantasy TV show, and she's doing rather well. The only setback came when she tried to join a forum to get some advice from fans of the genre, and ends up being banned for a very long time. In fact, she's banned for the longest amount of time possible.