Not Safe For Watercoolers

Tumblr is awful, so I’m reposting.  This is an episode we did, as a matter of fact it’s the most recent episode we’ve done which is more than I can say for some podcasts.  Jim whines, endlessly so, about his job and Acunt, Shannon is off the dole and is excited to be generating her own income in more than a decade. Plus hot Cos talk, leaks, AskReddit… etc. Download

Today we are derailed by a Chadman brother’s bleeding heart and it forces us to have an adult conversations. This combined with a host of other podfouls are reason enough to never invite him back on. We talk Jurassic World, Bette vs Ariana, and Fergie… let me double check, no Ferguson.   So if you want to make more friends, money and penis girth this show is a musn’t listen. Download

We’re joined on this episode by turncoat and generally untrustworthy fellow Rob.  We talk about the exciting new developments in his life, read some new five star reviews, and invent a new kind of chesse (pantent pending suckas).  So sit back re-insert your thumb into your anal cavity and enjoy. Download

We inhaled oxygen, recorded our conversation, and tried (arguably), so that could only mean one thing a new episode of NSFWatercoolers.  We were joined by special guest @oh_brundage and without his help this show would not have been possible.  Love ya! Download

What do you want, an episode description- well eat it.  I’m not going to tell you that Jim and Shannon had a delightful conversational romp wherein the student became the master and boy howdy did a riff down happen.  And if I won’t tell you that I’m certainly not going to tell you that Shannon was hyper sexual talking about her boobs and stuff. Download

We are rudely interrupted in our recording by the Lonely Ladies Wine Club and awkwardness ensues. Join Jim, Shannon, Mandy (of Firnecast fame) and Jay (of the Squarehead Kids) for misogyny and booze, this gets seriously sexy folks.  So take your boners to the Illuminati and pay it forward to the goldfish.  See no one reads this. Download

On this episode Jim and Shannon say farewell to summer with a Summer Safabration.  We review the top pop culture items of the summer and have a few yuks along the way.  If you’ve gotten this far then you’ll know that this entire podcast is just an elaborate front for laundering the Illuminati human sex trade funds.   Download

This episode we are joined by Jay Squarehead of the Squarehead Kids for a rousing diatribe about what it means to produce a podcast and what it means to temporarily abandon one in the woods for the summer.  We also cover some hypotheticals, perform a Gotcha Interview, and find out who is truly the worst person on the panel for the day. Download

Jim and Shannon did a show, it went okay.  I’m not tagging this anyway and no one reads it… so now’s my perfect opportunity to admit that I committed bank fraud and reaped so much FDIC monies that I bought a cheetah made out of cocaine. Download

This week we are joined by Mike and Nappier from The Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks Internet Radio Program (@WFODicks).  We discuss batin’, full force flatulence, a Gotcha Interview, and oh so much more.  So enjoy it, then rinse and repeat you filthy animals. Download

Join Jim and Shannon as the plumb the depths of Jim’s existential unemployment crisis.  We’ll discover what Seventeen Magazine believes is our true callings and perform a mock interview, plus askReddit questions (until I can come up with a better bit).  So grab a bottle of red and a bottle of white, insert one into your anal cavity and chug the other mofo and enjoy. Download 

Join Jim and Shannon as they welcome guests Anthony (YES THAT ANTHONY), and Katie who apparently has a pretty good rack.  We slur through some burning gay questions, reddit questions, and tall dark handsome queries.  So sit back, make sure your undercarriage is up to task and enjoy. Download

Join Jim and Shannon as they delve into brushes with the law and the latest trends for trendy trendsetters.  We’ll also answer whatever questions Reddit was bold enough to ask as well as a hypothetical involving Forrest Gump.  If you aren’t on board yet, there’s a good chance that we insult an ethnicity, religion, or handicap that is near and dear to your heart.  So listen up sugar titties. Jim’s Attorney’s Tax Evasion Story Download

We are joined once again by the indominable spirit known as Dan Firnkas of the Firnecast  for a rousing hour and a half of finger blasting talk. Oh, but that’s not all, we’ll talk kindly strangers, whether it’s better to poop while masterbating or not materbate at all, and Shannon goes in depth about the punks she used to whack off underneath the overpass. So sit back, gaurd your b-hole, and get ready for some cork-screwing action on the newest epidsode of NSFWatercoolers. Download

We welcome back Dan Firnekas from the Firnecast on the newest installment of NSFWatercoolers.  Dan regales us with stories of taint messages and porn hoardings.  Also a podnup is agreed to and Jim reveals his softcore preferences.  So sit back, break out the external hard drives and stop commenting on youporn videos and enjoy the newest NSFWatercoolers podcast. Download