Not Safe For Watercoolers

Your trusty hosts Jim and Rob navigate the tumultuous waters of Reality Television and discover whether or not it's worth a damn.  And if you thought we've softened up on Randy Jackson, you are sadly mistaken! So if you've got a minute or two and are pointificating about how to spend your free time over the summer have a listen... As if that weren't enough we've packed in 27.4% more masturbation jokes, Cinemax memories and the death of the B-Movie, and spend a minute reminiscing about the best Beastie Boys album (mostly Rob, Jim doesn't know shit about music.) Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') Music: Beastie Boys - Sabotage & Gratitude Podcast Powered By Podbean

It's Summer Movie Preview time, and we discuss the biggest releases of the upcoming season (or before the upcoming season), how one film has already made over a quarter of a billion dollars overseas(?), reminisce about Drive-In theaters, reveal The Holy Trinity of Johns, Jim's hate for Spider-Man, yet love for Andrew Garfield, we knock Oliver Stone down a few pegs, and get super excited about The Dark Knight Rises (and make a potential man-date?!).  In the news, Kids are self-sanitizing, Chinplants are all the rage, we touch on some First World Problems (otherwise known as White Whine), and Baby Geniuses (not the movie)!. Have a big ol' glass of Purell and put on your headphones, it's sure to be an aural masterpiece. Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') Music: Alien Ant Farm - Movies (ANThology) Podcast Powered By Podbean

We're Back! And I know there are at least 3 people on this crazy blue marble who are excited about that. In episode seven Jim and Rob discuss what the heck happened to episode 6, TV series and their fate this season, Jim's all-time list of shows cancelled before their time, and Rob's disapproval of Jim's podmoonlighting.  You'll laugh. you'll cry, you will at least be entertained (redacted for legal reasons; see 'Truth in Advertising') So download this little gem. Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') A special thanks to Cloud Trucker for the Outro available for free off ther album 'Brain Storm' the song 'The Earth' from their bandcamp site: Cloud Trucker! Yay! Podcast Powered By Podbean

Ever wonder what Jim & Rob are currently geeking out over? If you guessed 'testicle punishment' you'd be right--but you'd only be scratching the surface. So join our NSFWatercoolers team as they tell you how to appropriately waste your free time and offer a life lesson about trusting free software. If you're thinking 'that's just not enough entertainment for my zero dollars', you're probably correct, but did I mention that there's a major announcement!?! Yeah, I probably should have done that first; but to be fair it's not about me (Jim) so I find it very difficult to care. Download Link (Right Click & 'Save As') Podcast Powered By Podbean

Join the NSFWatercoolers team for 'film's biggest night' - however, you wouldn't be able to tell by listening to Jim!  This marks our third episode about awards shows and we chronicle our desperation to leave said genre. We make a plea for more social media attention from the listeners (most of whom are doing this as sort of their own form of charity), run down our "Best/Worst/Most Disappointing" movies of the year, and disagree about 'The Artist', 'Moneyball' and Rooney Mara.  Plus, Jim apologizes (sorta)  to Taylor Swift, wages war against Randy Jackson, and we take another peek into the Urban Dictionary (despite it's limitations).  Enjoy, it's the last NSFWatercoolers about an awards show...for at least a month. Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') Podcast Powered By Podbean

Award season is in full swing, and "Music's Biggest Night" gets it's due on the latest episode of NSFW. We talk about the performances, the (lack of) awards and try to figure out if Katy Perry has "Neverland Money". Plus, Busey-isms, Bruno Mars and are Chris Brown's backup dancers underrated? Think about it...Download first, then think about it. RIP Whitney. Download Link (Right Click and Save As) P.S. Listeners: Rob and Jim are both very much middle-aged Caucasian males and know full well that the Grammy awards are not geared toward them, so be forewarned we (Jim) may have gotten a little Statler and Waldorfish on the awards and pop music in general. Podcast Powered By Podbean

Thanks for coming back for more nonsense - we appreciate it. This week, we set out to discuss Super Sunday and all the hoopla that goes along with it. Beforehand, we let you in on how we decided on the podcast name, take some criticism on Episode one, repeatedly get the twitter handle wrong (@nsfwatercoolers) and Jim describes in great detail his shittiest day at work ever.  Download Link (Right Click and Save As) Podcast Powered By Podbean

Jim & Rob kick off the then-untitled Not Safe for Watercoolers podcast with a spirited discussion about the 2012 Golden Globe Awards, but not before touching on potential names, the importance of Facebook likes, and of all things, 9/11. Afterwards, The guys also take a stab at defining an Urban Dictionary phrase. If all that wasn't NSFW enough for ya, the debut episode clocks in at 69 minutes. Download Link (Right Click and Save As) Podcast Powered By Podbean

Zac Shipley (@zacshipley) of Powet.tv fame gives it another shot this week and he finally lets it get sexy…and I mean ‘50 Shades of Sexy’ (and don’t worry, we will satiate your thirst for middle aged, middle funny, middle endowed podcasting). Topics covered include Jim’s respectful driving habits, Rob’s baldness, Sub-Reddits, another Lightning Round, Miscellaneous Halloween fun, and a big announcement.  So get your cauldrons’ bubbling, blood lusting, add just a pinch of gumption, and enjoy the latest installment of Not Safe For Watercoolers. Download

Zac Shipley of Powet.tv fame gives it another shot this week and he finally lets it get sexy.  And I mean 50 shade of sexy and don't worry as we will satiate your thirst for middle aged, middle funny, middle endowed podcasting.  Topics covered Jim's ability to read an intro, another lightning round, Halloween fun, and a big announcement.  So get your cauldrons' bubbling, blood lusting, add just a pinch of gumption, and enjoy the latest installment of NSFWatercoolers. nsfw-e20-101812.mp3 Listen on Posterous Permalink | Leave a comment  »

Mandy Weaver of The Firnecast joins us this week for a Firnecast-style show, complete with Weird News & Celebrity Crushes. We’ll play a Lightning Round, discuss the Emmy’s, tell some jokes and figure out what our Porn names would be. Also, the definitive Mandy Weaver interview. SPOILER ALERT: She even talks a little bit about her big boobs.  So if you’re a fan of people gleefully uttering the C-word, sit back, enjoy a snickerdoodle, and neglect your children as you listen to the newest installment of Not Safe for Watercoolers. Download

Mandy Weaver of The Firnecast join us this week for a Firnecast-style show, complete with Weird News & Celebrity Crushes. We'll play a Lightning Round, discuss the Emmy's, tell some jokes and figure out what our Porn names would be. Also, the definitive Mandy Weaver interview. SPOILER ALERT: She even talks a little bit about her big boobs.  So if you're a fan of people gleefully uttering the C-word sit back enjoy a snickerdoodle and neglect your children as you listen to the newest installment of the NSFWatercoolers podcast.  nsfw-e19-100312.mp3 Listen on Posterous Permalink | Leave a comment  »

It is said by some dead guy that I don't feel like googling that 'the mass of men lead lives of quite desperation.'  So if you're in that majority you prefer to sink into the couch and anesthetize by mainlining TV. And right about now you're wondering what the hell would the guys at NSFWatercoolers watch?  The answer can be found here, along with the holy grail of a entire fast food day, Jim's apt impersonation of Rob, and general musings.  You say you're not interested, you have better things to do; then I have to wonder how you got so far into this blog post as I'm certain no one reads them.  Anyway after rereading the preceding sentences I'm off to refill my prescriptions to Paxil and Viagra. nsfw-e18-092012.mp3 Listen on Posterous Permalink | Leave a comment  »

It is said (by some dead guy that I don’t feel like Googling) that ‘the mass of men lead lives of quite desperation.’  So if you’re in that majority, you prefer to sink into the couch and anesthetize by mainlining TV. And right about now you’re wondering ‘What the hell would the guys at NSFWatercoolers watch?’  The answer can be found here, along with the holy grail of a entire fast food day, Jim’s apt impersonation of Rob, and general musings.  You say you’re not interested? You have better things to do? Then I have to wonder how you got so far into this blog post as I’m certain no one reads them.  Anyway after rereading the preceding sentences I’m off to refill my prescriptions to Paxil and Viagra. Download

Join us this time, as we travel down the rabbit hole and discuss as only four overweight, middle-aged, white males can discuss their love of fast food.  A note from the participants including Joe C and returning guest Stevey the Japanesey teacher asks listeners not to tell their significant others about this episode as they will undoubtedly question the level of love and commitment in their own relationships if they ever hear these graphic fast food stories.  There's laughs, lists, arguments and at one point you can actually hear 75% of the panel's cholesterol increasing.  Don't miss out and for the love of all that's holy don't skip Grub Grade or you will make Rob mad, and you wouldn't like Rob when he's mad... he gets super passive aggressive and abuses animals when no one's watching. nsfw-e17-090612.mp3 Listen on Posterous Permalink | Leave a comment  »