Not Safe For Watercoolers

  Join Jim, Matt, Shannon, Dan ( Firnecast ) & Mandy (Firnecast ), Travis ( WFOD ) & Drunk ( WFOD ) all gets down Shotsmas style.   So if you're one of those cafeteria coolerheads that only listens at Christmas and Easter you're in luck.   So get down to teet level and shove your snoot on in and feast on the grotesquery that is our requiem to 2020. Download

 Jim and Matt have a chat that ain't whack. Their japes are inane. They lust after fame. But all is well in Beantown. We lost a little steam there.  But it's a show and you aren't reading this anyway.   Download

 In classic NSFWatercoolers fashion we only remembered that we didn't upload this when we recorded a new episode.  So guess what, I don't know what we talked about.  But boy did we talk about whatever that was and it was funny.... let me tell you, enjoy. Download

 Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon way back in time before the election or the super spreader event known as Halloween.  It'll be like it's on a wax cylinder or something it's so out of date.  Enjoy: Download

 Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as we delve deep into Matt's colon, and additionally as a change of pace there are amusing anecdotes as well.  Things go from the stink to the pink as we allow ourselves an extra libation during a rare weekend record.  So enjoy whatever is intelligible, most likely not much beyond the forty five minute point, in the newest episode of NSFWatercoolers. Download

 Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon, the titular (stifle giggles) Loud crew.  We espouse our feelings about who really built this country (chihuahua breeders) and beliefs about traditional gender roles (amazingly enough still has a lot to do with chihuahua breeders).  So buckle up you based cucks because we're telling it like it is from the point of view of the most discriminated against group of people known to man, middle aged cis-gendered caucasians.   Download

 Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon for an introspective journey into the fragility of modern mans plight and how modernity has grafted itself onto the very fabric of our metaphysical selves.   Or a bunch of talking over each other and fart jokes.  Honestly would you want that kind of whining from such privileged cis gendered middle aged feel good junkies?  I thought not, anyway the podcast is here, so here it is. Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon for the most riveting hour of entertainment that can be offered by three developmentally arrested individuals that have never scored above 80 on an online I.Q. test.  So suffice to say if you are looking for a deep and introspective look at what is happening in the failed state this week, this ain't it. Download

On this episode of NSFWatercoolers Matt tells us about the ins and outs of getting tested for the novel corona virus.  Shannon spills the tea about her strange addiction and Jim talks about his new piss fetish all this, and just this, it's really all we had time for. Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon for our 250th episode extravaganza.  It's all the fun and excitement of a normal episode but with an emphasis on numbers (disclaimer, no episode numbers are referenced during the show). Be forewarned there is much Animal Crossing talk, but as it is our new religion we are merely proselytizing, which knocks a few bucks off of our bill from Tom Nook.  All this and nothing more on the newest episode of NSFWatercoolers. Download 

Join Jim and Matt as they gets down on some corona boogey.  We talk shop and get real... real f'ing funny dummy.  We comport ourselves like a couple of slap happy dips that don't give a rip about nothing.  So if you're the kind of person with a totally twisted sense of humor that can only be described as sarcastic, this might just be for you.   Also I think Matt was kinda drunk by the end of the episode.... uhhh, bye. Download

Join Jim and Matt as they discuss Shannon's unfortunate demise to the novel coronavirus and muse on her career as a podcaster and friend.  And after that insufferable 35 seconds we get to the good stuff... namely indignant rage and the only kind of impotent fear you can hear from two such privileged people. All this and... really just this on the new NSFWatercoolers. Download

We talk about what you think we would.  This was Monday 3/9/20 so it didn't seem so crazy yet... Download

Quarantined and can't deal, how about a month old NSFWatercoolers that I forgot about for a while.  Download

Jim, Matt, and maybe Shannon (?), who knows this was like two weeks ago and my notes source is corrupted.  AKA my mind, so if you want to get twisted like my brain listen to this maddening peek beyond the vail...  Download