Not Safe For Watercoolers

We’re back to “live" podcasting this time, and subjects tackled include (but are not limited to) the Amish lifestyle, Paying for Anti-Virus protection, and David Petraeus’ new nickname. We also question whether or not Bon Jovi makes you want to do heroin, and the frantic state of sports-panic in Pittsburgh. Also, Rob teases a potential new segment and Jim makes an induction into the Not Safe for Watercoolers Hall of Fame. Listen up, jizz-misting snatch hounds, this episode is but a scant 30MB. Download

On this installment of Not Safe For Watercoolers, Jim and Rob are joined by the effervescent Shannon Lake (@ShannonOneLiner) for a romp through the quagmire of pop culture.  We begin with Jim mutilating yet another underwhelming intro and discuss Chap Hop, Hurricane Sandy, Liquor Stores, and Wicked Radio Network business; including a challenge issued to Dan Firnekas (@theguitarbeast). We'll also lumber through another exciting Lightning Round, and invent the craziest lawsuits we can file against celebrities. So kick back, relax, unclothe your nether regions, and enjoy a new episode while enduring that sugar high off of your undistributed trick-or-treat stock. Download Link (Right Click & 'Save As') Music: Professor Elemental - Fighting Trousers Podcast Powered By Podbean

On this installment of Not Safe For Watercoolers, Jim and Rob are joined by the effervescent Shannon Lake (@ShannonOneLiner) for a romp through the quagmire of pop culture.  We begin with Jim mutilating yet another underwhelming intro and discuss Chap Hop, Hurricane Sandy, Liquor Stores, and Wicked Radio Network business; including a challenge issued to Dan Firnekas (@theguitarbeast). We'll also lumber through another exciting Lightning Round, and invent the craziest lawsuits we can file against celebrities. So kick back, relax, unclothe your nether regions, and enjoy a new episode while enduring that sugar high off of your undistributed trick-or-treat stock. nsfw-e21-110112.mp3 Listen on Posterous Permalink | Leave a comment  »

On this installment of Not Safe For Watercoolers, Jim and Rob are joined by the effervescent Shannon Lake (@ShannonOneLiner) for a romp through the quagmire of pop culture.  We begin with Jim mutilating yet another underwhelming intro and discuss Chap Hop, Hurricane Sandy, Liquor Stores, and Wicked Radio Network business; including a challenge issued to Dan Firnekas (@theguitarbeast). We’ll also lumber through another exciting Lightning Round, and invent the craziest lawsuits we can file against celebrities. So kick back, relax, unclothe your nether regions, and enjoy a new episode while enduring that sugar high off of your undistributed trick-or-treat stock. Download

Zac Shipley of Powet.tv fame gives it another shot this week and he finally lets it get sexy...and I mean '50 Shades of Sexy' (don't worry, we will satiate your thirst for middle aged, middle funny, middle endowed podcasting). Topics covered include Jim's respectful driving habits, Rob's baldness, Sub-Reddits, another Lightning Round, Miscellaneous Halloween fun, and a big announcement.  So get your cauldrons' bubbling, blood lusting, add just a pinch of gumption, and enjoy the latest installment of Not Safe For Watercoolers. Download Link (Right Click & 'Save As') Music: AFI - Miss Murder Podcast Powered By Podbean

Mandy Weaver, co-host of The Firnecast, joins us this week for a Firnecast-style show, complete with Weird News & Celebrity Crushes. We'll play a Lightning Round, discuss the Emmy's, tell some jokes and figure out what our Porn names would be. Also, the definitive Mandy Weaver interview. SPOILER ALERT: She even talks a little bit about her big boobs.  So if you're a fan of people gleefully uttering the C-word, sit back, enjoy a snickerdoodle, and neglect your children as you listen to the newest installment of the NSFWatercoolers podcast. Download Link (Right Click & 'Save As') Music: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Amish Paradise Podcast Powered By Podbean

It is said (by some dead guy that I don't feel like googling) that 'the mass of men lead lives of quite desperation.'  So if you're in that majority, then you prefer to sink into the couch and anesthetize by mainlining TV. And right about now you're wondering 'what the hell would the guys at NSFWatercoolers watch?'  The answer can be found here, along with the holy grail of a entire fast food day, Jim's apt impersonation of Rob, and general musings.  You say you're not interested? You have better things to do? Then I have to wonder how you got so far into this blog post, as I'm certain no one reads them. Anyway, after rereading the preceding sentences I'm off to refill my prescriptions to Paxil and Viagra. Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') Music: 'Saved By The Bell' Theme Podcast Powered By Podbean

We travel down the rabbit hole and discuss as only four overweight, middle-aged, white males can discuss their love of fast food.  A note from the participants including Joe C and returning guest Stevey the Japanesey teacher asks listeners not to tell their significant others about this episode as they will undoubtedly question the level of love and commitment in their own relationships if they ever hear these graphic fast food stories.  There's laughs, lists, arguments and at one point you can actually hear 75% of the panel's cholesterol increasing.  Don't miss out and for the love of all that's holy don't skip Grub Grade or you will make Rob mad, and you wouldn't like Rob when he's mad...he gets super passive aggressive and abuses animals when no one's watching. Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') Music: DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - You Saw My Blinker Podcast Powered By Podbean

Zac Shipley of Powet.tv and Powetcast fame joins us to discuss going out to eat with your kids, secret fast food menus, and just a little bit of politics. We also break down Tony Scott's career, find out how the Power Puff Girls got started and reveal our first CD/DVD purchases ever, Jim waxes political (almost intelligibly!),  before Zac saves our only bit with a worthwhile joke...also Rob nearly shits his pants, and ends up with a shiner.  So kick back and gather around as we metaphorically spin tires for yet another episode of NSFWatercoolers. Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') Music: April Wine - Roller Podcast Powered By Podbean

Welcome back to another exciting episode of NSFWatercoolers, and to be honest the punny title would have been funnier if I didn't have to look up how to spell fellatio and Chick-fil-a.  In this episode we welcome Steve from the formerly existing Professor Nerdington III podcast and pontificate about the state of society and how it has come to this.  We also muse about the Japanese culture and delve back into the seedy underbelly of first time home buying.  So dress your Real Doll in her shiniest lingerie and get the protein shakes ready this is going to be a bumpy ride. Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') Music: Tomoyasu Hotel - Battle Without Honor or Humanity Link: NY Times: One Race, Every Medalist Ever Podcast Powered By Podbean

On this installment of NSFWatercoolers, we traverse the choppy seas of first-time home buying, the Dark Knight Rises, and whether or not Rob has actually tweeted on behalf of the show.  And don't worry listeners we are spoiler free and angsty as hell as per usual.  So sit back, relax, and put down your old VHS pornography for a little over an hour and enjoy (on a side note if you listen to podcasts in the car as I do, I'm simultaneously impressed about the on board VCR and terrified at your multi-tasking skills.). Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') Music: Faces - Stay With Me Podcast Powered By Podbean

Thetans and Xenu and Cruise, oh my! Jim and Rob take our Scientology overlords and dabble in offensive comedy (this time it's not us being offensive!).  Other topics include staycations, our friends at the Firnecast and our plans for enlisting support from fiverr.com. So listen as we try to talk over each other about the above topics and many more... we may even tease a future episode and plans for the podcast (I hope you love being inside baseball). Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') Music: Stone Temple Pilots - Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart Your browser does not support the audio element. var audioTag = document.createElement('audio'); if (!(!!(audioTag.canPlayType) && ("no" != audioTag.canPlayType("audio/mpeg")) && ("" != audioTag.canPlayType("audio/mpeg")))) { document.getElementById('auidoplayerhtml5podbeanb2b76a5be15c91b38576cf7cfe656d24').parentNode.removeChild(document.getElementById('auidoplayerhtml5podbeanb2b76a5be15c91b38576cf7cfe656d24')); document.write(''); } Podcast Powered By Podbean

Join us as we discuss the controversy surrounding our sibling podcast The Firnecast, buying, and then backing out of advance IMAX tickets to see 'The Dark Knight Rises, the resolve of 'Bullied Bus Lady', and Rob recounts the full tale of a video that has gone a bit viral. We also reveal the joke we each wrote for this episode, and Jim discusses an especially tender moment he had while listening to a late 90's pop song. Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') Music: Bob Seger - Rock N Roll Never Forgets Video: AJ Hawk Jacks Guy Into Lake At Golf Outing Your browser does not support the audio element. var audioTag = document.createElement('audio'); if (!(!!(audioTag.canPlayType) && ("no" != audioTag.canPlayType("audio/mpeg")) && ("" != audioTag.canPlayType("audio/mpeg")))) { document.getElementById('auidoplayerhtml5podbeanab6b5d852cbaf803d3260015523d8d65').parentNode.removeChild(document.getElementById('auidoplayerhtml5podbeanab6b5d852cbaf803d3260015523d8d65')); document.write(''); } Podcast Powered By Podbean

Join Jim and Rob as they try reverse psychology and tell terrible stand up jokes. What is the impetus for all this?  We spend our time talking about the state of comedy; and is it on the decline, or are we getting too old?  While we may not definitively answer these questions we will enjoy ourselves far too much and our experiment of stream of consciousness podcasting.  So enjoy some bath salts and find a homeless man with as little facial hair as possible and listen because the end times are near (not really, I just always want to end a blog post like that.) Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') Music: Jim Jones (featuring Lloyd & Girl Talk) - Believe in Magic Your browser does not support the audio element. var audioTag = document.createElement('audio'); if (!(!!(audioTag.canPlayType) && ("no" != audioTag.canPlayType("audio/mpeg")) && ("" != audioTag.canPlayType("audio/mpeg")))) { document.getElementById('auidoplayerhtml5podbeanf60f3a757172ae08c99bba992281d314').parentNode.removeChild(document.getElementById('auidoplayerhtml5podbeanf60f3a757172ae08c99bba992281d314')); document.write(''); } Podcast Powered By Podbean

There really isn't a central theme for this episode, because quite frankly you don't deserve one. Jim talks about his recent trip to PNC Park, and naturally transitions into a discussion about "The Miami Zombie" before getting into what will probably go down as the most uninformed chat about the Stock Market and John Travolta's prodigious penis. Did we tie the two subjects together? Stay tuned. Also, find out why Jim's Mom was upset about his Facebook page, and why Rob's mom was delighted at his. Check out the show on Twitter @nsfwatercoolers, or just go to iTunes and subscribe (if you can figure it out, let Jim know how it's done). Download Link (Right Click and 'Save As') Music: Fist Fight in the Parking Lot - Dr. Ugula Podcast Powered By Podbean