Not Safe For Watercoolers

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This episode finds Jim, Matt, Shannon, and the ghost of the lost childhood that fill us all discussing art and the arts.  Symphonies, symposiums, gallery exhibits, exhibitionists for the Paleozoic to the Baroque periods are discussed, and the gd’ed gloves are off, you read that right Pollock; so buckle the hell up. Download

Jim, Matt, Shannon, and special guest Rob ( @robpastoria ) venture into the highly fanciful and highly boner making world of erotic Dungeons and Dragons.  So oil up your boners and get your beans ready for the squishy harvest in the newest episode of Not Safe For Watercoolers. Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as we imitate what are much better shows and do that poorly.  Why come, why listen, wouldn’t I be better served spending my time huffing glue behind the trailer park- are all valid questions. Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon with special guests Dan of Firnecast fame and Rob who foolishly threw his one and only chance at fame away for Shotsmas.  We’ll talk about alot of subjects coherently for the first half of the show and then… well it gets interesting.  Check it out, share, and above all touch yourself to the sound of our voices.  Download

We are the collective.  We are the collective. You too will be the collective soon.  Send $5 any currency to find out why or be left alone like the rest of your miserable life.  Download

Join Jim, Shannon, and Matt for gibberish on a scale not seen since infancy. Download

Join Jim, Shannon, and Matt during our weekly musings about genitals.   Download

The show is late again.  Deal with it, maybe I’d try harder if I had ever seen dime one out of this endeavor.  I was supposed to be able to have quit my job to focus on podcasting by now.  Do you recognize my genius?  Do you shit post every board out there extolling the virtues of the show.  The answer is no and it can’t be because I’m not a comedic genius, it has to be you, the audiences, lack of effort.  So why don’t you focus on that and I’ll see if I can post this at the appointed time. Download

Give this podcast to the suicide prevention hotline and just have them play it to all incoming calls.  I guarantee that we do 10% better than those hacks when the losers on the other side of the line hear about our lives and realize if we aren’t going to throw in the towels just yet then they’d be real vaginas to do so themselves. Download

Here you are reading the description of an unpopular podcast, unpopular even by the low bar set by podcasts in general, and wandering how did I get here.  Don’t despair, 99% of our listenership lives in the good ole US of A and can readily purchase a firearm and find a solution to these problems. Download

This show is guaranteed to cure your erectile dysfunction for every average chick that would be willing to look at what you call your ‘manhood’. But conversely will make your willy shrink up like so many eponymously titled dinks in the oven that one time that Charlotte McKinney is coked up enough to swallow your sausage. Download

We are joined by Mandy of Firnecast fame to tickle you silly and get your goat… simultaneously; I’m not kidding folks. Nowhere and I mean nowhere on the internet will you find so much pedantic whining at such huge savings.  But these savings won’t be around forever, the zombie apocalypse is bound to happen sooner or later.  So download now dummies. Download 

The stakes have never been lower as we can’t even lure our own producer onto the show.  We threw together some lazy segments and foolishly believe that our feeble attempts at comedy will give us a pass and you’ll listen another week.  If our expectations are that low and we aren’t trying that hard you have to take a hard look at the situation, realize you aren’t doing us any favors with your pity download and cut the cord. Download

Imagine your worst fear and then insert ants crawling underneath your skin and your genitals have turned into writhing snakes AND you have to listen to this ep of NSFWatercoolers on a loop and you’ll understand how we felt recording it.  If the unknown abyss of the universe has become ubiquitous and oddly comforting come on down, you’re in the right place.  Also we talk about peeing in the sink. Download