Not Safe For Watercoolers

Join Jim and Matt as they go down the rabbit hole of their souls and show their true raw naked selves to the world.  Listen if you dare the risk is yours. Download

Get your thresher and begin the arduous journey of separating the wheat from the chaff.  And guess what; Jim, Matt, and Shannon are the definition of chaff.  Now turn your gaze inward and realize what an empty husk of a human being you’ve become reading podcast descriptions and realize that the chaff my friend extends beyond this silly little podcast and is applicable to your being as a whole.  Download

Any fool can conjure up some hot, sticky sexual innuendo, but it takes a genital maestro to make it sensual.   So get nude, get your great uncle nude, get your weird nudist neighbor nude, and by all means get you dune nude.  All this and nothing, and I mean nothing more in the newest NSFWatercoolers/  Download

Don’t read podcast descriptions, just live your life.  In fact don’t listen to podcasts go enjoy your family or enrich your pathetic personal lives.  JK none of it means anything anyways. Download

This was recorded a month ago, your guess is as good as mine.  Download

This podcast is basically pornography for your ear holes.  You will be stimulating your pleasure centers in your brain to such an extent it will take weeks to replace the serotonin not to mention the bodily fluids you excrete.  So if you are having erectile dysfunction, vaginal dryness, or an overall funk in your junk, just tune it and get it up, wet, and groovin.  Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as they discuss the virtues of bitcoin and the best strategies for investing said bitcoin. For instance Jim’s portfolio is diversified between real estate, a healthy amount of denim, and he’s leaned hard into the resurgence of the Easy Bake oven.  So don’t let us be the only billionaires by way of bitcoin. Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as they delve into the world of relationship building. They discuss personal relationships that have soured and what they have done to address this also then we delve into whether or not Martha Stewart has unpleasant smelling genitalia.  Download

Join JIm, Matt, and Shannon as they breakdown the hottest features and newest tech tricks for your favorite operating system fool.  Learn how to browse the darkweb undetected for Asian sex slaves, GHB, and  a little known dongle that will allow you to summon the devil for up to 79 minutes.   So boot up your RAM and join us why don’t you.  Download 

List up Shannon is back and this was dope as all get out. So get woke or get wrecked fool this is tots on fleek. I’m sorry for the millenialbonics but I forgot what we talke about, so sorry not sorry. Download

Shannon explains to everyone where the hell she’s been for the past 7 months, then like the facsimile of an 80s sitcom that we are we will never reference it again. So join Jim, Matt, and freaking Shannon finally for another NSFWatercoolers.  Download

Join Jim and Matt on an introspective journey into the collective psyche of the mass of men that lead lives of quite desperation.  We talk the best kind of chickens to grill and the best to roast because our expansive depression and shared forced machismo won’t allow us to bring down our barriers for even a second to have a real moment of connection, so if this sounds like your thing… just do the world a favor and take a toaster in the bath. Download

We put on our investigative dungarees and we get all up in Chef Boyardee;s bidness.  This Ragu imposter doesn’t want you to know what we’ve learned, and to that end he’s offered us a fair remuneration to bury that show and give you more of this swill, so cozy up to the trough little piggies.  Download

Jim and Matt are back up to their zany antics and talk about all things under the sun, pop culture wise that is.  I need to take notes, I don’t know what we talked about but i’ll give a money back guarantee of at least 4 laughs on this one, not belly laughs or ROTFL but a introverted chuckle will be had.   Download

A wise man once pondered to himself in a moment of self reflection and decided that he did not want to be a player no more even though he was an unforgettable man with unforgettable sex.  This podcast is like that.  Download