The Dapper Dads

There's no more brakes on this ride so we hope you're ready. Let your ears absorb the tales of Drama's trip back to the doctor, the best bathtub foods, a submission that starts bad but spirals out of control, fast food drive thru experiences and a ton of other stuff. It just might be the best episode yet or possibly not.   Hit those 5 star reviews, it's our life source   Call or text us at 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you wanna hear us talk about   Buy some merch so your friends think you're cool www.thedapperdads.com/shop   Tweet us compliments www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Put hearts on our pictures www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.thedapperdads.com for all the other good stuff   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

In this streaming pile of success and greatness Drama recaps his experience seeing Hannibal Buress live, proper bar etiquette, what makes Slim nauseous, job interview questions and the weird jobs they lead to and so much more you're probably gonna be like wow that was quite a bit.   Hit the 5 star review and never look back   Buy merch and be the envy of your friends: www.thedapperdads.com/shop   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with your favorite 90's action movie or whatever else   Read about us in the Twitter www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Look at our pictures and judge them www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.thedapperdads.com for everything else and more   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

This episode is not recorded into cute little microphones like we really want but it's still pretty good anyway. Listen and you shall hear a recap of 312 Day in Chicago with Danny Brown, split pee streams, the motel voyeur, a Danny Devito threesome, rap Mount Rushmore and lots of other goodies.   Don't forget the full video version of this episode is on Youtube   5 star reviews, how many times do we have to say it?   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything and see if it makes it on next episode.   Buy some merch already, jeez www.thedapperdads.com/shop   Twitter us a sausage www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Instagram us a sausage also www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.thedapperdads.com for everything else   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

We did it again. Here are some more outtakes from our test recordings before episodes. Like with the previous one this is all over the place with some audio issues and whatnot since this is how we make sure everything sounds good. If you haven't listened to the first one yet go check it out so you understand the process a little more. Happy Spring! FIVE STAR REVIEWS AND FIVE STARS ONLY Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with some interesting stuff Get some merch and be the envy of all your friends www.thedapperdads.com/shop Scream at us in the form of a tweet @DapperDads Like our photos to boost our egos @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram www.thedapperdads.com for all these things and probably more dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.) Follow Slim - @FastFingerSlim on Twitter, @Fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Since everybody loves sequels, here is (kinda) part 2 of our infamous drunk tales. In this one Drama finally unleashes his epic most drunk ever story. Slim also gets into drinking to ruin a classy dinner affair. Other topics include a former first lady, island vacations, teachers balls and so much more. Listen to it so people think you're cool and intelligent.     Go watch the recap video for episodes 29 & 30 - https://youtu.be/guwh07Xc2Uc     Tweet tweet @DapperDads     Buy merch to pay for our habits www.thedapperdads.com/shop     5 star reviews if you want this premium content to continue     Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram because pictures are worth many words     Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with your favorite commercial jingles     www.thedapperdads.com for more than you deserve     dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail     www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook     http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday     Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)     Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

The boys are back in town and they're all over the place. Listen to them get into the gun epidemic, a serious cereal debate, getting lost in the sauce, their first music submission review, Grimace from McDonald's fame and much more. If you don't listen now you will wake up to Slim outside your house at 3:30am doing rapper adlibs.     Go watch the recap video for episodes 29 & 30 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guwh07Xc2Uc     5 star reviews or else     Buy merch so we stop being so poor www.thedapperdads.com/shop     Twitter us @DapperDads     Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram     Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with all your secrets     www.thedapperdads.com for everything you could ever want     dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail     www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook     http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday     Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)     Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Two back to back party weekends? It's true and as excessive as it sounds! Listen to the guys recap the Prof show, Drama breaking his knee, Slim's sweaty intermission, little old troll men that steal your happiness and much more.   Prof has a new album coming out April 13th - Preorder it and stuff - http://bit.ly/PookieBabyFE (This is not an ad, he's just real cool and deserves some more ears)     Tell your mom follow us on Twitter @DapperDads     Make your hot aunt follow us on Instagram @dapperdadspodcast     Buy some merch so we can afford our hospital bills - www.thedapperdads.com/shop     5 star reviews already come on     www.thedapperdads.com for all the whatnot     dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail     www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook     http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday     Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)     Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Hope you like Brockhampton, because the guys sure do (as you might know) and they finally got to go see them live. This entire episode is a recap of their trip and Slim's first time to Milwaukee including a Pabst Castle, a 80's/90's dance party, drinking and of course Brockhampton. Check it out and then listen to STAR fifty times.   Smash that review button with nothing but 5 stars   @DapperDads on Twitter if you're hip   @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram to see our beautiful faces   www.thedapperdads.com for literally everything   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything you can imagine and hear it on an upcoming episode   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.thedapperdads.com/shop for merch which helps us not starve to death   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

The hit episode train keeps chugging along with big number 28 here. Slim hit the big city again for chuckles, Drama continues to have awkward interactions at stores, a submission about theme songs and the bright future of sex dolls plus even more.   Twitter us @DapperDads   Buy merch so we stop being so poor www.thedapperdads.com/shop   5 star reviews or else   Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram because pictures are worth many words   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with all your regrets   www.thedapperdads.com for more than you deserve   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Hot off the presses. The guys get into band shirts and books, Drama skating again with consequences, trimming the cat, worst "dates", porn parodies and a very intense would you rather. All this and more to make you question your sanity and life decisions.   Tweet Tweet Tweet @DapperDads   Get merch so we can fund our vices www.thedapperdads.com/shop   5 star reviews or they'll break our knees   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want   www.thedapperdads.com for all we have to offer   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist of bangers   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

26 episodes makes six months of doing this for some reason. The guys get into nu-metal (again like they're trying to bring it back or something), irrational video game fears, a submission about being friends with your ex and a submission about butt stuff. A good time to be had by all.   Justify all of this by giving us a hot 5 star review   Tweet us on Twitter like cool kids do @DapperDads   Buy stuff and wear it/drink it www.thedapperdads.com/shop   Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram and we'll forget to follow back   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with your darkest secrets and hear it on a later episode   www.thedapperdads.com for more than you deserve   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

You know what really grinds the dads gears? Listen and find out as they discuss old guilty pleasure jams, the joys of owning a car and driving it, almost altercations and more. Plus a check-in from resident correspondent Yung Curd with some input and stats on last episodes hot button debate.     Hashtag a retweet right? @DapperDads     Buy stuff so we have inevitable bail $$$ www.thedapperdads.com/shop     5 star reviews or all of this is worthless     Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram and look at what we say you should     Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with your favorite 90's commercials     www.thedapperdads.com for more than you deserve     dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail     www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook     http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday     Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)     Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

The guys reflect on some funny childhood moments thanks to a quality submission. Topics include a lot of dad pranks, dealing with bullies, concussions and more wonderful memories. We also need your input on a very important topic in this episode that left the dads split. Please submit which side you're on so we can get some more information for this very serious debate.     Hashtag us cool guys on Twitter and follow @DapperDads     Buy stuff so this doesn't end www.thedapperdads.com/shop     5 star reviews or we'll lose all our respect     Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram and maybe we'll follow back     Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with that good stuff     www.thedapperdads.com for all the stuff and none of the not stuff     dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail     www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook     http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday     Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)     Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

The guys finally ventured back to Chicago and didn't even have to wait 3 hours on a train. They finally find out about the "egg" from Richard's, play some intense arcade games, acted like complete animals at a show and Slim had his first taste of Malört. There's also some submissions including a two-parter that creates so many questions and zero answers. Hit play already.     We finally have a Twitter so #teens will think we're cool! Follow @DapperDads     New year, new you (with cool shirts and mug) www.thedapperdads.com/shop     5 star reviews and nothing less.     Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram and maybe we'll follow back.     Submit something:     Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with the answers we need.     www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more.     dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail.     www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook.     http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday.     Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)     Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Welcome to 2018. The dads had a wild holiday weekend together. They tell the tale which features $1 Applebee's long island iced teas, freeish drinks, going too hard and tapping out early, Mexican food, a gentleman's club full of fog and of course Slim's ugly sweater party. There's no guidelines for going on a bender, but this isn't a bad example either.     Cop some merch already www.thedapperdads.com/shop     2018 is the year of you leaving us 5 star reviews.     Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram and maybe we'll follow back.     Submit something:     Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want and see if it makes it on the next episode.     www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more.     dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail.     www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook.     http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday.     Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)     Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat