The Dapper Dads

When Slim is under the weather and Drama is invincible you get a top notch episode like this one here. Listen to tales of Slim's pneumonia and pee tests, backroad adventures, new cereal choices, a wild would you rather, stranger danger, wet sandwiches, Jimmy of Jimmy Johns fame and a whole lot more.   Donate to our Patreon and become the envy of your friends www.patreon.com/dapperdads   Leave 5 star ratings with reviews or we go to podcast hell   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something juicy for us   www.thedapperdads.com for everything like merch and anonymous submissions   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

We are sick and tired but we still pull through with another hit episode. We saw Pkew Pkew Pkew in Chicago (again) and Prof in Madison (again) and we talk about it. We also talk about a surprise Halloween party, a voicemail jingle, how fast Slim can be, something about sandy chicken, the detailed questions raised by the Goofy Movie and more.   Give your hard earned money to us via Patreon www.patreon.com/dapperdads   Give us a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts and tell your cool friends to listen   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with the best of the best   www.thedapperdads.com for EVERYTHING   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

WE FINALLY HAVE A PATREON! GO SUBSCRIBE, LINK BELOW. Also hear about our sweet new shirt and the work that went into it, Shaggy 2 Dope's dropkick attempt on Fred Durst, pizza bagel bites, the best time of day to make sweet love, a couple of couches and more.   www.patreon.com/dapperdads   Smash that 5 star rating and review already   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with the pizza bagel jingle as discussed   www.thedapperdads.com for all the things including merch and anonymous submissions   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Hear us ramble about how many kids we could kick, Drama's first major hangover, holding in dumps for 8+ hours, and a slew of submissions covering Rammstein, random boners, Juggalos and a story of growing up in Iran.   Watch our Minneapolis recap video: https://youtu.be/G2kt0mpWUyE   If you're listening in Apple Podcasts why not leave us a 5 star rating WITH review?   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with a drunken story   www.thedapperdads.com has all that good stuff like brand new long sleeve shirts and anonymous submissions   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

We sobered up a bit for this episode and who knows if it helped or made everything worse. We also took our FIRST LIVE CALL during this one. Listen to us talk about conspiracy theories, more geography, another trip to Slim's bathroom of terrors, tattoos we wanted when younger and more.   Go listen to our guest appearance on The Gore Score podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/devilish-dread-part-2-with-the-dapper-dads/id1390677254?i=1000420794251&mt=2   Give us a 5 star rating with review or else   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something sensational   www.thedapperdads.com for EVERYTHING including merch and anonymous submissions   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Is this our loosest episode yet? Probably. Things get off the rails after several games of beer darts. We try to discuss calling sex hotlines, Jackie O (again), a wedding Slim attended, getting old, what happened to the man in the bathroom and other drunken ramblings. Good luck!   Leave a hot 5 star rating WITH a review our this is done   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something great   www.thedapperdads.com for everything like merch and anonymous submissions   www.twitter.com/dapperdads   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Hear a detailed recap of our Minneapolis trip for Prof Outdoors including a dance party, $45 on Papa John's, Lil B and much more. We also get into reality tv, G.G. Allin, eggs and egging, how dirty we will get in a fight and diapers vs. being cheated on.   Give us a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or we take this thing out back and shoot it   www.thedapperdads.com for everything like merch and anonymous submissions   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something amazing   Twitter us like we like it www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Instagram the hearts to us www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Back from Minnesota we discuss felonies, horrible tv shows, a correction to something from last episode, a spicy text message, doctors and drinking plus our plans for Minneapolis.   Give us 5 star ratings with a review or we go to podcast jail   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something wild   www.thedapperdads.com for everything including anonymous submissions and merch   Twitter at us www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Instagram at us www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Slim gets unexpected visitors, Spotify shenanigans, how to enter a bathtub as a man, a 101 year old woman giving birth, the best erotic fan fiction and probably some other good stuff.   WATCH OUR CABIN VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSEqdIXJ1DA   Leave us a 5 star rating with a review on Apple Podcasts or we become podcast ghosts   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with some real cool things   www.thedapperdads.com for EVERYTHING like merch, anonymous submissions and more   Twitter finger us www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Instagram heart us www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Back in the dungeon post-cabin we continue to harp on it and how life was better there. Other hot topics include a man that eats 1,460 burgers a year, quality pizzas, a new road name, Slim's middle school lip sync performance, turning japanese and more fun stuff.   Hit that 5 star rating with a review or we go to podcast hell   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something spicy   Hop on over to www.thedapperdads.com for merch, anonymous submissions and all the other greatness   Twitter us on a regular basis www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Instagram our ruggedly handsome faces www.instagram.com.dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

We snuck away out to the middle of nowhere to finally take an appropriate vacation for all of our extremely hard work. But even on a getaway we must still keep this thing chuggin' so we recorded our first episode away from the dungeon. Hear all the deets mainly about beers and the beach and realize how without stress we're no longer funny or entertaining.   Give us 5 star reviews with ratings on iTunes/Apple Podcasts because it matters a whole bunch   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something good for once   Buy some merch and send anonymous submissions at www.thedapperdads.com   Try to decipher our tweets www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Kiss our internet faces www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook for some reason   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Recorded on a very weird Wednesday hear how we took Alex Jones Youtube account, a bunch of gross sex talk, one hit wonders, how many hot dogs is too many hot dogs and a submission that leads to geeking out about Goosebumps, records and Simpsons.   Smash that 5 star rating WITH a nice little review because it helps us!   www.thedapperdads.com of all the good stuff like our NEW merch and anonymous submissions   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with some juicy details   Twitter finger us www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Lurk our big dumb faces www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on there for some reason   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Diving straight into year two and not much has changed. Hear about our multiple recent trips to Chicago for Kweku Collins, Against Me! and Brockhampton, the long mistreatment of elephants, a father of 64 with too much math, rampage vs. spree, whip-it addiction and a bundle of other quality stuff.   Hit us with those FIVE STAR REVIEWS on Apple Podcasts/iTunes because it helps us a ton   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything and everything   Read more of our dumb thoughts at www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Look at more of our dumb faces at www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.thedapperdads.com for all the goods including anonymous submissions and hot merch!   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

We did it. We actually made it to one year somehow. So we spend this entire episode reflecting on it. If this is your first time checking us out you might want to start with a different episode. You should also be watching this on YouTube because the video is insane. Anyway, thanks everyone for the support and making it worth continuing to a year. Year 2 is gonna get real weird so get ready.   Watch the video version! https://youtu.be/X1iuOKPpY-I   Give us 5 star reviews on Apple podcasts/iTunes   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever floats your boat   Tweet at us www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Instagram our junk www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.thedapperdads.com for all the good stuff like merch and anonymous submission   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

You think you've heard it all but you haven't yet. Sit back and enjoy tales of billboard money, extreme Elvis, more grease, a voicemail full of lies, Malcolm in the Middle, fire stories, worst lyrics and other unspeakable stuff that was spoken.   NEXT EPISODE IS OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. Send in your submissions NOW. Tell us your favorite moments/episodes/whatever or anything else you think would be good to discuss. DO IT NOW.   Call 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and leave a voicemail with what is above this   Follow us on Twitter to read our words www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Follow us on Instagram to see our pictures www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.thedapperdads.com for everything else including merch and anonymous submissions   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat