1. THE FINAL EPISODE! What do you even say at a time like this? It feels like we’ve already said it all we just don’t remember exactly what it was. We say some things in this episode also. Some of the usual and some sincere things for once. Thanks to everybody who ever listened to us regardless of how much and how often. We will never understand but and will always be proud even when we shouldn’t be. We ask that you respect our privacy as we both disappear forever and never speak of this again.

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  2. EPISODE 176! #9 of the FINAL 10! We discuss drinking early, how we would kill someone, a female Slim, playing with a bunch of dogs, speaking in third person, ice cubes, a man that drives up and yells at you about stuff, twins and coke, not lasting long while cooking pizza, a lot of Michael McDonald, pee sink, the repercussions of eating burgers, the hit song Closing Time and much more.

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  3. EPISODE 155! We discuss the monster that controls this, Floor Is Lava, how many seconds long the podcast should be, drive-thru protocol, porn fans, a surprise gape, drinking pop, Smoke on the Water, a new rapper, peeing, nose hair trimming, Hot Pockets, eating burritos, the fat motorcycle twins and much more.

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  4. EPISODE 154! We discuss stuff that would kill previous generations, a police chase, words and accents, buffets, straws, recap of the dadsquad reunion, some vomit, angry drinking, finally experiencing pure ecstasy, squatty potty, returning pants, losing your virginity and more.

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  5. EPISODE 153! We discuss throwing food, reminiscing to when the world was normal, the super sun, the Dapper museum, our future, a large massage device, a big whoopsie live on the episode, our drive-in tour, missing concerts, dropkicks, performing surgery, Joe C, a reformed dadsquad, the origins of Spongebob and much more.

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  6. WE’RE BACK TOGETHER AND IT FEELS PRETTY REGULAR. In this historic episode 150 we discuss having to recreate the dungeon, curses, squirrels, being stopped by a cop, a new tv network, the loss of the monitor, Navy recruits, having sex while a plane crashes, picking up a grill, kids in bathrooms, the truth about JFK, a fun new money saving technique, armpit hair, teabags, fanny packs, crazy bread and much more.

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  7. EPISODE 152! We discuss taint payments, gas station snacks, beer haters, eunuchs, BC/AD, drinking until you break your brain, fireworks, the new and improved super sun, dropping your child on their head, people with holes in their body causing beer to fall right thru, pizza toppings, chicken dumpling soup, Tesla the band, smearing and much more.

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  8. EPISODE 151! We discuss funeral plans yet again, cherries, fast food fist fights, greasy shirts, spiciness, shirts vs. skins, large shorts, a submitted would you rather, 2 liters, diapers, loofas, a text about true family love, Father’s Day and much more.

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  9. EPISODE 150! We discuss a recent split personality disorder, a Ray Romano clone, a big jar of spit, grandma broth and breasts, the Boss Baby, pressing the button, Shake and Bake, shaken baby syndrome, meth, Bad News Bears, foie gras, a new Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich, confusing microwave setting buttons, a large new product, a Drama lookalike and much more.

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  10. EPISODE 149! We discuss chipmunks, Chippendales, carpeting, a big barf incident, soda machine issues, boobs vs. bewbs, pulling the plug, a colon cleanse update, a fun fact from a gas pump, dump comparisons, Bob the Scat Cleaner, trying to better your life but then missing your alarms, a brief but scary intermission, an email, the free Tootsie Pop Indiana wrapper and much more.

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