The Dapper Dads

The big ol' 5-0. Let you ears be blessed with tales of Slim's "volunteer work" and Drama's brake job. Additional topics involve the documentary Finder Keepers, a slew of submissions such as breaking through the toilet paper, best sandwich choices, the importance of live performances, if we had cool new voices, what we're willing to give up for Sheryl Crow and so much more.   Tell us your favorite moments, episodes, whatever for our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!   Call 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and leave us a voicemail   www.thedapperdads.com for anonymous submissions and everything else (MERCH)   Twitter us www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Instagram us www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   Email us dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Facebook us www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Without hesitation we get right back to our bullshit. That includes the weirder side of Wish.com, the passing of beloved Duke, lobster science, alterations to school curriculum, movie reboot ideas, what happened to smut theaters and their answer to the lack thereof. Does anyone even read this anymore?   Submit your favorite/funniest/whatever moments from us so far for our one year anniversary in just a few episodes!   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with the above so we can put it in the episode   Twitter @ us www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Instagram our pretty faces www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.thedapperdads.com for everything else including anonymous submissions and merch   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com if you want to send us electronic mail for some reason   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

We get right into Grimaces (or Grimini) again, do zombies take dumps, seeing Mount Eerie in Chicago, weirdest places they've shat, more quick ones including passing judgements, Lil Wayne, big spoon vs. little spoon and tons of other neurotic ramblings that should be cause for concern.   Send us submissions for our one year episode! Tell us your favorite/funniest moments or episodes, when/how you started listening, what you want in the future, whatever else!   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and leave a voicemail with something from above   Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Follow us on Instagram www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.thedapperdads.com for everything else including anonymous submissions and our merch   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

In a disturbing discovery we find out Slim is hording something. We also dive deep into MADtv, being blind, some high quality videos, the movie Hereditary, favorite albums and all kinds of other hot stuff.   Leave us glowing 5 star reviews on the Apple podcast app   Call 402-7DAPPER with your favorite episodes/moments/whatever for our one year episode   Follow @DapperDads on Twitter for some reason www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram for other reasons www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.thedapperdads.com for everything else including our merch and anonymous submissions   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

When left to our own devices it gets real weird real quick. Thankfully we got some submissions that cover 3 sexy specific quick ones, a bunch of "this or that" questions, and 3 additional quick ones. It's a great episode full of goodness and we totally wouldn't lie to you ever.   Send us submissions so the episode are solid like this and also send your favorite Dapper moments for the one year celebration!   Call 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something fun and/or your favorite moments   Tweet at us in all caps www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Place hearts over our Instagram photos www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   Everything else including merch and anonymous submissions at www.thedapperdads.com   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mails   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat  

Right back at ya with another tolerable episode. Hear how Drama thought he was actually going to meet Kanye, Slim sloshed around in a basement adventure, how much sawdust you could put in foods, how many pigeons you could carry, first love making sessions and a big black book that we end up just reading a lot of. Plus more I'm almost sure of it.   Five star reviews on the iPhone podcast app or whatever it's called again please   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with that good good sweet sweet   Go buy something so our lives get better www.thedapperdads.com/shop   Twitter us www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Instagram us www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.thedapperdads.com for all the other stuff   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all the hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Let the good times roll through this audio adventure. The guys chit chat about Evil Genius, the ability to commit their own crimes, a pair of legs that just won't quit, least favorite music genres, the beef between Pusha T and Drake plus some other good stuff probably about balls and whatnot.   GO WATCH THE VLOG FROM MINNEAPOLIS/SOUNDSET: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQBXd-Gq1-M   Buy some of that sweet sweet merch already: www.thedapperdads.com/shop   5 star reviews or we're done with this   Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something already   Twitter us www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Instagram us www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Believe it or not, the guys lived through their 3 day bender up in Minneapolis for Memorial Day weekend and Soundset 2018. Listen to the tales of hot tubs, many many breweries, the most intense live performance the dads have witnessed so far, almost being involved in a shooting and how a board game almost broke the bonds of friendship. Plus other stuff too because boy oh boy was it a story for the history books.   Get some of that hot new merch before it's not hot anymore www.thedapperdads.com/shop   5 star reviews if you want this premium content to continue   Twitter us in the most sexual way www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Follow us on Instagram because pictures are worth many words www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and end our dry spell please   www.thedapperdads.com has everything else so go there   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

For the cost of absolutely nothing you can press play and let the dads explain how two fish fighting looks like something kissing, LimeBikes, the random supplements their taking, keeping eyes open or closed while cranking down, a presidential submission, songs of the summer so far and a slew of references almost no one will get! What more could you ask for? Nothing!   BUY SOME NEW MERCH www.thedapperdads.com/shop   Leave us 5 star reviews again, we miss them   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with your secrets   www.thedapperdads.com for everything and even more   Follow us on Twitter for words you read instead of hear www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Follow us on Instagram for photos of our weird bodies www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your email inquiries   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

There are some technical issues because we've become so great that everything is trying to take us down but we won't let it happen. The first 20ish minutes are rough but full of greatness regardless. Hear about how Slim got literal poop in the mail, puking in cars and on guitars, the first successful penis transplant, new liquor decisions and all the other goodies that come in a normal episode.   This episode is sponsored by Sudio. Go over to https://goo.gl/uMi2Gq and buy yourself some quality headphones using the code DAPPERDADS to save 15% off your order. FREE worldwide shipping also.   OUR NEW MERCH STORE IS NOW OPEN WITH THREE HOT NEW TEES: www.thedapperdads.com/shop   Give us some more 5 star reviews already   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want us to have   Follow us on Twitter so you're cool www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Follow us on Instagram so we're cool www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.thedapperdads.com for all the other good stuff in one hot spot   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com if you like to send emails for some reason   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast for Facebook or whatever   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists full of heat   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

We're finally over the hill and it sure does show. In this one the guys talk about old people activities, favorite commercial jingles, naps and taking them successfully, smart condom technology, sports fails and a heap of other hilarity.   This episode is sponsored by Sudio headphones. Head over to https://goo.gl/uMi2Gq and get yourself a pair using code DAPPERDADS to save 15% off your order   Watch the April recap video: https://youtu.be/9KdPeg8xTI8   Give us 5 star reviews or you give us death   www.thedapperdads.com for all that sweet sweet stuff   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with your favorite jingle or other random fun   www.twitter.com/dapperdads follow us for our hottest takes   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast follow us for all our hottest pics   www.thedapperdads.com/shop buy merch because we're about to drop a hot new store full of goodies   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Tune in tight as the guys chit chat about Drama's new tattoo, grilling like a real dad, laser tag against an army of children, more neighbor stories, favorite 90's cartoons, the helicopter scene from Teen Wolf and a lot of other stuff that's of equal quality.   This episode is sponsored by Sudio. Go to https://goo.gl/uMi2Gq and use discount code DAPPERDADS for 15% off any purchase   Give us more 5 star reviews already   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want us to talk about   www.thedapperdads.com for everything you could ever imagine and more   www.twitter.com/dapperdads for all our hot tweets   www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast for all our even hotter pictures   www.thedapperdads.com/shop buy merch so we finally have a reason to drop more goodies   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com if you have something that requires email talking   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast give us a like or get off Facebook finally   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

It's a spicy one where the guys tackle the topics of their plans for when the world ends, Jeff Lachey, the death of demon daughters, a Curd's Corner about releasing gas around ladies, a submission of three quick ones, the worst words and other stuff. Get it while the getting is good.   Don't forget we are available on iTunes, Spotify, YouTube (with video), Stitcher, Bandcamp and all the other things   5 star reviews or thumbs up or whatever your streaming platform has   Call and text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and give us something good   Buy merch so we can buy cutoff shorts www.thedapperdads.com/shop   Twitter us please www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Instagram us also please www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.thedapperdads.com for all this greatness in one place   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com if you like to send emails   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Slim finally decided to slam his fist straight through all of our equipment and delete a good 20 minutes of this episode but we're so dedicated that we started from scratch and tried to bring it back. Listen to us struggle to touch on the things from the deleted segment, flea markets, waiters and waitresses, the strange stuff young boys do together and more. Plus after the episode we tack on the original audio from the camera for those who care enough. The quality is very bad but the content is kinda funny.   Give us those hot 5 stars already!   Buy some merch so we can replace the things Slim broke www.thedapperdads.com/shop   Call or text us at 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and give us something to discuss   Follow our hilarious tweets www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Follow our handsome photos www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   Email what we said from this episode to dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com   Everything else and more at www.thedapperdads.com   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat    

Why don't you take a load off with a fresh new episode of this here podcast? Listen to the guys blabber on about cannibalism, erotic fan fiction, avoiding social interactions at stores, what profession would be most innapropriate to wear sleeveless shirts, the rules to get in the Dapper Dad cult and more. What a bargain.   Watch our March recap video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy8X56Brn3E   Smash that 5 star review   Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with a submission or something   Buy some merch http://www.thedapperdads.com/shop   Tweet at our hot bods http://www.twitter.com/dapperdads   Do the Instagram stuff also http://www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast   www.thedapperdads.com for all the other good stuff   dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com if you still send emails   www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook   http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify for our bi-weekly Spotify playlists   Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)   Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat