Bearded Gentlemen Music Podcast

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In today’s episode, we read the following ads: The Arson Assist Federation The company known as Sun Basket is rebranding as The Arson Assist Federation. Find out what that means for you, the consumer. Probably something good, right? Jimmy’s Lobotomobile Our good friend Jimmy has a new business that just might get you right in the head. Bentmore Buckets and Donny Heart Throb and DJ Pontiac Beavers Bentmore Buckets have teamed with Donny Heart Throb and DJ Pontiac Beavers to remix Donny’s hit song — Alopecia Lady. It’s a song about a lady who has no hair. Not only that, but Bearded Gentlemen Music has an exclusive music video premiere for this song. Pepperidge Farm Goldfish We love the fishes because they’re so delicious. Let’s go fishing, everyone. It’s time to get some fish. Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson and Aaron Cooper. Additional acting by Jon, Cheru, and Aaron.)

Five Feet Under with Kendon Luscher is a podcast, which is pretty darn cool. What’s the nature of the podcast? I am glad you asked. I ask an artist, writer, musician, comedian and/or God-type five questions. That person answers the questions, and that’s the podcast. It’s short and fun and almost nobody gets hurt in the process. Subscribe here: Apple | Android | Spotify | Google Today’s guest is Andrew Godfrey, who is the frontman for Transylvania Stud. Godfrey was kind enough to answer my questions despite taking part in a longer, more legit interview on our site earlier this week. On today’s episode, I ask the following questions: * The standard question — what album have you listened to most in the past month? * You recently full-heartedly agreed with an Andrew WK tweet that stated, “Eating bowls of cereal at night = partying.” So let’s hear it. If you’re having a late night cereal party, what’s your cereal of choice? Defend your decision. * In honor of Halloween, you gain the dark power to raise one dead musician from the grave and form a music duo. Who do you raise from the dead, why did you pick this person and what kind of music do y’all play together? (Keep in mind that while the person will be fully functioning and able to perform their musical duties, they will be in the current state of decay when they arose from the grave.) * The Music God is unhappy with humankind and decides you must get rid of one of these instruments from all music: vocals, guitar, bass, drums, snyths, or piano. Everything except drums will now be replaced with kazoo. Drums will be replaced with someone kind of clapping along to the beat. This applies both to all future music and everything previously recorded. Now choose to get rid of/horrifically replace one. * Last question is a spooky one. You get to choose one horror movie to get remade (assume the final product is slightly better than the original), but it’s up to you to soundtrack it exactly in the style of Transylvania Stud (although, can have more instrumental tracks since this is a soundtrack after all). What movie do you want to remake and how well would your band’s music fit the soundtrack?

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In today’s episode, we read the following ads: Life Wipe You were terrible when you were alive, and everyone hated you. They’re all laughing at you during your funeral. For good reason, too. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Ghost Sheets The only way the living can see is a ghost is with a spectral visual aid. That’s where Ghost Sheets can help. They’re the best sheets for any ghost who wants to haunt the living. Asylum for Individuals with Deceased Denial Disorder Some people can’t cope with being dead. Throw them in the Asylum. That’s a job well done. Heaven World Experience ecstasy beyond compare. Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith A message from the law offices of Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith. Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon and she who shall not be named.)

Ad Read tells stories through ads. Discover what it’s all about with this trailer, which includes testimonials from the creators and actors of this show and from our friends at The Chase Down. Maybe Ad Read right for you. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In today’s episode, we read the following ads: Golden Lantern Genies Too many genies have all these rules and stipulations about what you can wish for. That’s not the case at Golden Lantern Genies. Check out the genies with all the red tape removed. Juicy Fruit Dot Com For the busy person who wants a juicy fruit without having to leave the house. Fire Prevention Department Don’t let things get out of control. Why put out a fire when you can stop the fire before it even stars? Bug Burgers Add some variety to your meals and come over to Bug Burgers, please. Testimonials We hear some testimonials regarding… well, we don’t even know anymore. I feel like some people keep calling in without even talking about companies. But Dany’all called in about Bentmore Buckets, so there’s that? Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper, Brandon Perras, and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In today’s episode, we read the following ads: Bentmore Buckets Our favorite bucket company is going out of business, but that doesn’t mean they’re going down without a fight. The world renown bucket company is having a huge blowout sale, and everyone is invited. And what’s more, well… you’ll have to listen to the podcast to find out about that. The Cake Is A Lie Look at this awesome cake. It seems there’s a cake party inside the courthouse, and this is the cake you’ve brought to the cake party. Or is it? Maybe you’re bringing it to help break your dipshit son out of jail. I wonder how a cake could help you do that, hmmm… Jimmy’s Time Palace We’re going back in time! Fucky Look who found someone special. Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper,  she who shall not be named, and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)

Breaking on the scene in the 1980s during the height of heavy metal (and to the dismay of conservative parents), GWAR manages to remain a household name. From legendary appearances on various talk shows, devouring Ethan Embry in Empire Records, and even an integral part of the plot in the Beavis & Butthead videogames, there isn’t much GWAR hasn’t done. Despite unleashing over 14 albums, countless music videos, and a film, GWAR’s claim to fame will always be their over-the-top live show. With gratuitous displays of gore, gallons of blood spraying the audience, and more than enough metal to burn your local church to the ground, no other artist comes close to the blasphemous theatrics of GWAR! With such an emphasis on showmanship, festivals clamor for the otherworldly chaos of GWAR. Where else can you see foam latex caricatures of Caitlyn Jenner giving birth on stage or Donald Trump’s entrails ripped from his body and thrown in the audience? It’s a sight to behold and I’ve never been disappointed with the countless times I’ve seen them. As with Andrew WK and Taking Back Sunday, GWAR are unofficial mainstays at Chicago’s Riot Fest. Something about politically incorrect humor and various body fluids covering an audience just screams punk like nothing else. After their sinfully satisfying set during Riot Fest’s metal day, I had the opportunity to catch up with bassist/vocalist Beefcake The Mighty and guitarist Balsac: The Jaws Of Death. Even though I’ve met a few members of GWAR at previous Riot Fests, I really didn’t know what to expect with an interview. Most importantly, I wondered how I was going to interview such vile characters and uphold my personal no swearing rule? I knew it wouldn’t be easy, but I’ve never been one to turn down a challenge. I’m a Bearded Gentlemen journalist after all. (Audio of the GWAR Interview Below.) Subscribe on iTunes HERE Beefcake The Mighty: I really like that patch. Oh, which one? Beefcake: That one. points to Motorhead patch but just that one.  Well, I would totally give it to you but I don’t know how to un-sew. Beefcake: I already have it. That’s why I like it. I don’t need another one. You can keep it with all the rest. The rest of them are stupid. points to John Davis pin Is that Jesus? Of indie rock, yes! John Davis of The Lees of Memory. Beefcake: Oh. fair enough. Is this your table? Umm, it is now! Beefcake: Alright then. Let’s plather! SHOOT THE ****! Is there anyone currently on the Riot Fest roster, you’d like to beat up? Balsac The Jaws Of Death: (laughs) Beefcake: What the ****??? Probably. Care to drop a name? Beefcake: Nah, no really, there’s not. I mean, out of anybody I’d want to beat up…I don’t even know who’s here. Right. I guess it’s not cool to put you on the spot anyway. Beefcake: All I know is the band on our stage and the stage that’s next to us. AND THEY’RE ALL GREAT BLOKES!

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In today’s episode, we read the following ads: Moon Importance Foundation The moon is important, and the Moon Importance Foundation will not hear otherwise. Find out what’s so great about the moon. Sugar Cube A new dating app for people who are looking for a different kind of relationship. Donny Heart Throb Your favorite pop star wants you to buy his new album. Check out the sexiest pop star in the game and buy this album full of all six of his hit songs. If you like sexy things and being sexy and just sex in general, this is the sexy music for you to sex with. Testimonials We hear testimonials regarding the Coalition for Being Cool to Your Parents, arm tattoos and the Sun God, sorta. Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Brandon Perras, Aaron Cooper,  she who shall not be named, and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)

Five Feet Under with Kendon Luscher is a podcast, which is pretty darn cool. What’s the nature of the podcast? I am glad you asked. I ask an artist, writer, musician, comedian and/or God-type five questions. That person answers the questions, and that’s the podcast. It’s short and fun and almost nobody gets hurt in the process. Subscribe on iTunes HERE Today’s guest is Deezy Violet, who is a musician in the band Sad Baxter. You can find their albums in a variety of places. On today’s episode, I ask the following questions: * The standard question — what album have you listened to most in the past month? * Your first ever concert was Britney Spears in 1999, which means you’re an expert on Spears. What Britney Spears song holds up best now that you’re an adult, and what song did you think banged at the time but is really pretty weak? * One Game of Thrones character is going to magically spring from fiction and become your new friend and roommate. They have no concept they were not previously a real person in a real world, so this a real fish out of water situation for them. Which one Game of Thrones character would you pick and how well do you think this person would assimilate into our world? * The President of Video Games comes up to you after a show, and they say, “We’ve run out of new ideas for video games. Can you help?” They then instruct you to pull out your phone and use predictive text to finish this sentence: “The hot new video game is about____.” What’s the new video game about, according to your phone’s predictive text, and what kind of game would it be? * You and Alex get to start a side project with two other Nashville bands. You can take one or two members from each band (so your group would be 4-6 members). Who you taking, what musical devices is everyone playing and what kind of music do you play?

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In today’s episode, we read the following ads: Fun Pets Adopt a pet today! Sun Basket What bounty does the glorious sun giveth? Prepare your mind to hear of the glory of the sun. Taste the food that cometh from the sun. Glow in the sun’s glow. Find warmth in the sun’s warmth. Find your destiny with a stomach full of good food. HomeBadgersDotOrg.com Sorry to badger you, but this is a great company for anyone who loves animals and maybe needs help from a certified service animal. Couldn’t hurt! Every Pyre! A pyre for every creature of every size. Don’t get caught using a makeshift pyre. Use the pyre made for the fire. Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Brandon Perras, Aaron Cooper,  she who shall not be named, and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)

Five Feet Under with Kendon Luscher is a podcast, which is pretty darn cool. What’s the nature of the podcast? I am glad you asked. I ask an artist, writer, musician, comedian and/or God-type five questions. That person answers the questions, and that’s the podcast. It’s short and fun and almost nobody gets hurt in the process. Subscribe on iTunes HERE Today’s guest is Eric Ayotte. He is a filmmaker and a musician. You can find all his stuff on his website, but specifically check out: –Gadabout Film Festival –His band and the band’s Facebook page -The music videos he’s directed, which are great On today’s episode, I ask the following questions: * The standard question — what album have you listened to most in the past month? * What’s the definitive music video? * Aliens come to Earth and for some reason they knock on your door and tell you that you have a year to remake one feature film or they’ll blow up Earth. They’ll finance the whole thing, but you have to shoot it yourself, soundtrack it yourself and play one of the leads. What can I tell you, these aliens are weird. What movie do you pick and why? * Last year, you wrote (and made the music video for) a Halloween Song called “Mr. Pumpkin” that might be one of my favorite Halloween tunes I’ve ever heard. Back in 2016, SNL aired its best skit in like a decade with their David S. Pumpkins joint, and that really blew up. I can keep going on about pumpkins, but it’s clear people relate to them hard. Why do you think people relate so much to pumpkins, jack-o-lanterns especially? * A lot of your short film work is based off a prompts, and you’re great at it. So I’m going to put you on the spot here. Your prompt is dumbest superpower. Give me the elevator pitch for your short film based on this prompt. Bonus points if you can work in yet another Yahoo Search Engine joke, but I won’t tell an artist how to do his work.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In today’s episode, we read the following ads: Jimmy’s Day Care The best place for child care. Hopefully your children enjoy puzzles. Testimonials Some people love HelloFresh, Blue Apron and Bentmore Buckets but hate The Law Offices of Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith Hide and Seekers Almost caught me. I’m over here. No, I’m here. Over here? Can you catch me? I bet you can’t. Ooooooo. The Coalition For Being Cool To Your Parents The CEO of Porn Hub wants his daughter to stop pranking him so much and start being cool. It’s really not too much to ask. Jenny, your father is trying to help you here. Why do you reject his help so much? Is it… is it the teen hormones? Should you and your father go to family therapy? Tough Boy Buckets The strongest name in buckets. This is the exclusive bucket of people who like tough buckets that won’t dent. Flavor Blasters Blast some flavor when you need a blast of flavor blasted onto a wad of food that lacks blasts of flavor. Flavor blast that wad with Flavor Blasters! Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper,  she who shall not be named, some other anonymous people on the Flavor Blasters ad and he who shall not be named nor his T...

Five Feet Under with Kendon Luscher is a podcast, which is pretty darn cool. What’s the nature of the podcast? I am glad you asked. I ask an artist, writer, musician, comedian and/or God-type five questions. That person answers the questions, and that’s the podcast. It’s short and fun and almost nobody gets hurt in the process. Subscribe on iTunes HERE Today’s guest is Keith Pille. He does a whole lot of stuff, some of which includes: -His band, The Awesome Boys. -His Uncle Tupelo podcast, We’ve Been Had (on iTunes here). -His mannnnnnny comics. -His writing! On today’s episode, I ask the following questions: * What album have you listened to the most in the past month or so? * You’re a pretty big Achewood fan, which makes you alright by me. If you had to pick one Achewood character to be your spirit animal, who would you pick and why would this character represent the essence that is you? * Reel Big Fish are covering three songs, and these are the only three songs anyone on Earth will ever be able to listen to again. Lucky for us, you get to pick the songs. Which three are you picking? * You’re a midwestern punk who draws cartoons, so I gotta assume you were involved in zines or at least interested. What was the zine scene like in the great state of Minnesota when you were growing up? * Final question. Best Wilco song, worst Wilco song and most median Wilco song? (And as a bonus, the comic Keith mentions on the podcast is righttttt…… here.) Remember to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes or wherever, and please leave a five star review saying how much you dig the podcast. If you do that, we will become inseparable best friends, and I will be soul-bound to do whatever you ask me to do, no matter how terrible. Please also subscribe to Keith’s podcast(s) because he’s a cool guy who deserves it.  

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In today’s episode, we read the following ads: The Coalition For Being Cool To Your Parents Hey, Brad. Could you stop being a little turd, Brad? Huh? I mean, really, what gives? Haven’t your parents done enough for you that you can cut them a modicum of slack? Just be cool for once. Please, please, please. Get it together, Brad. HelloFresh Who can say what HelloFresh is? It could be another food delivery service. It could be… ah nuts. No, it’s that first thing. I was going to hint at it a little before getting to the real thing but I came right out and said it. I’m very bad at all of this. Bentmore Buckets Again? Well, this time, we have a very in-depth user testimonial in support of this amazing product. If you weren’t sold on it before, you’ll be filling your buckets with buckets after listening to this. Law Offices of Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith Looking to sue someone? This place can help. Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper and she who shall not be named.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In today’s episode, we read the following ads: Harry’s What is in a name, right? Well, Harry’s is just what it sounds like, but what that is, we won’t say. You have to listen to the sweet, sweet ad reads to find that out. Nice try, sucker. Taco Bell’s Play Zone Find out why the Play Zone at Taco Bell is a magical place full of wonder for the children of Barberton, Ohio. Maybe you yourself would like to go to the Play Zone and you aren’t a child. You’re in luck! You can still come on down if you really feel like it. We’ll explain why in this here ad read. I did a southern accent there, okay? And it was very good. Frito Lays We reveal the new slogan for Frito Lays, straight from the CEO’s mouth. It’s a huge reveal, so tell all your friends and your friends’ friends and their friends and their friends after that and fifty generations of friends. Tell everyone. Jimmy’s Driving School Small businesses are businesses too. Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon,