Bearded Gentlemen Music Podcast

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android Baskin Robbins gave us a lot of money to make this Baskin Robbins-focused episode. But don’t worry, we also have an interview with ex-contestant Amantha and plenty of other girthy ads. Check out these credits: Cast Various Characters/Stryker/DJ Francis Fun Buns: Jon Robertson Chaz/Orb Silver/Additional Characters: Kendon Luscher Amantha: Emily Nick: Aaron Cooper Writers This episode was written by Jon Robertson with additional writing by Kendon and Aaron. Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android You’ll be shocked when you find out the two bottom point earners this elimination episode… And you’ll be even more shocked by who gets eliminated! Or you won’t. I dunno. Check out these credits: Cast Chaz/Orb Silver/Jimmy/Party Dads Narrator/Sean/Introvert Party Dad/Dad 3/Horse Ranch Narrator/Fred/Door to Door Salesmen: Kendon Luscher Various Dads: Jon Robertson Amantha/Amantha’s Mom/Party Dad Owner: Emily Writers This episode was written by Kendon Luscher with additional Party Dads written by Jon. Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android We have a special episode this week — an episode-long tourism ad for Barberton, Ohio. Find out why this place is so dang magical. Check out these credits: Cast Chaz/Orb Silver/Man/Culture Guys/Jimmy/Future Guy: Kendon Luscher Various Characters: Jon Robertson Woman: Cheru Man: Ed Carroll Nick: Aaron Cooper Amantha/Amantha’s Mom: Emily Writers Introduction: Kendon Lake Anna: Kendon Reactor: Kendon Various Barberton Appreciators: Jon Culture: Kendon Amantha: Kendon Jimmy: Kendon Barns: Kendon Conclusion: Kendon Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android Practice self-care with an episode of Ad Read full of ads for mental health boosting products. If Hank’s Holding Hands Headquarters doesn’t sooth your mind and soul, maybe check out the self-help guru Douglas Dooderton. Or find a twin and/or best friend? And if none of those things can make you feel good, Medical Smart has just the surgery for you. Check out these credits: Cast Chaz/Orb Silver/Frank/Jimmy/Smastic Surgery Customer/Smastic Surgery Narrator: Kendon Luscher Douglas Dooderton: Jon Robertson Self-Help User 1/Mother: Cheru Self-Help User 2/Rick: Ed Carroll Nick: Aaron Cooper   Writers Introduction: Kendon Hank’s Holding Hands Headquarters: Kendon Douglas Dooderton: Jon with additional writing by Kendon Twins: Cheru, Ed and Aaron Best Friends: Kendon Smastic Surgery: Kendon Conclusion: Kendon   Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In the second elimination episode of the season, Baron Otto Von Geldsworth faces off against the oracle Lucid Eye. Plus, ads for The Reactor, DJ Funbuns’ talk show and, of course, Golden Vineyards Non-Alcoholic Wine. Check out these credits: Cast Chaz/Orb Silver/Baron Otto Von Geldsworth/Alex/Goblin/Shadow Monster/Jimmy: Kendon Luscher Lucid Eye/Trish: Lucid Eye Reactor People/DJ Funbuns: Jon Robertson Jason: Aaron Cooper Bridget: Emily Nancy: Cheru Buddy The Raisin: Ed Carroll   Writers Introduction: Kendon Baron Questions: Kendon Lucid Eye Questions: Kendon Reactor: Jon DJ Funbuns: Jon Golden Vineyards Non-Alcoholic Wine: Kendon with additional writing from Emily. Conclusion: Kendon Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android We have more ads than you can handle plus a product review from contestant Amantha. Check out these credits: Cast Chaz/Orb Silver/Maze World Narrator/Mirror Twin Narrator/Various Jensens/Ice Cream Narrator/Ice Cream Kid: Kendon Luscher Various Jensens: Jon Robertson Orshlee: Cheru Amantha/Amantha’s Mom: Emily Writers Introduction: Kendon Maze World: Kendon I’ll Be Your MIRROR… Twin: Kendon Jensens’ Church of Dick: Jon with additional writing by Kendon CFS: Kendon Ice Cream Leasing: Kendon Conclusion: Kendon Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android Come into The Computer’s void. No, you don’t have a choice. The Computer has some things she wants to say to you. Check out these credits: Cast The Computer: Caroline Mincks of Seen Not Heard, This Planet Needs A Name, Finding Atlas and Scary Stories for Modern Minds Chaz/Orb Silver/Young Moon Prince/Jimmy: Kendon Luscher Various Unnamed Characters: Jon Robertson Various Unnamed Characters: Cheru Little Sally: Phee Nick: Aaron Cooper Writers This episode was written by Kendon with additional writing for Various Unnamed Characters by Jon and Cheru and additional writing for Nick by Aaron. Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android The first elimination episode of the new season is here, and things get pretty ad-of-control. Just a little humor there for you, but things do get crazy. Check out these credits: Cast Chaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Baron/Frank/Soup Rappers: Kendon Luscher Producer: Alex Dewey Stephen/Dickster: Jon Robertson Judge: Cheru Hank: Ed Carroll Writers Introduction: Kendon Baron Question 1: Kendon Stephen/Dickster Question 1: Jon and Kendon Suing For Hugs: Kendon Stephen/Dickster Question 2: Jon And Kendon Baron Question 2: Kendon Soup Rap, Unfortunately, Kendon did this Baron Question 3: Kendon Stephen/Dickster Question 3: Alex, Jon and Kendon Conclusion: Kendon Ad Read Logo by Sammy (twitter).

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android Barberton now has a nuclear power plant in this electric episode. Plus, we learn more about Ad Read contestants Lucid Eye and Jimmy. And what’s more? We have ads? A bunch of ads! Check out these credits: Cast Chaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Electric Company Guy/Dooderfan Man/Jimmy/Wish Exchange Guy: Kendon Luscher Douglas Dooderton: Jon Robertson Dooderfan Woman/Reactor Lady 1/Kathleen: Cheru Lucid Eye/Reactor Lady 2: Lucid Eye Reactor Guy 1: Ed Carroll Reactor Guy 2: Uncredited Man Writers Introduction: Kendon Barberton Electric Company: Kendon Lucid Eye Spotlight: Kendon Douglas Dooderton: Jon and Kendon The Reactor: Kendon Jimmy Spotlight: Kendon Wish Exchange: Kendon Conclusion: Kendon

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android We packed this episode with a plethora of high end ads. Plus, we get to know Amantha and Stephen a little more with their contestant spotlights. Check out these credits: Cast Chaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Brones Guy/Pizza Friends Guy: Kendon Luscher Jensens/Dickster/Stephen: Jon Robertson Rachel: Cheru Amantha/Amantha’s Mom: Emily Nick: Aaron Cooper Rick: Ed Carroll Writers Introduction: Kendon Brones: Kendon Amantha Spotlight: Kendon Jensens: Jon Mother’s Country Fresh Artisinal Decorative Wooden Spoons: Kendon Stephen Spotlight: Kendon and Jon Pizza Friends: Kendon Conclusion: Kendon

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android We meet the cast of the brand new season of the Ad Read game show. Seven lucky contestants will compete to win big, big prizes and the chance to win one million dollars. Check out these credits: Cast Chaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Chris/Baron Otto Von Geldsworth/Billy Buckaroo/Jimmy/Blanket Farm Guy: Kendon Luscher Fucky/Dickster/Stephen: Jon Robertson Chrissy: Cheru Amantha/Amantha’s Mom: Emily Lucid Eye: Lucid Eye Little Sally: Phee Nick: Aaron Cooper Writers This episode was written by Kendon with additional writing for Fucky and Stephen/Dickster by Jon.

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android Season 2 kicks off in a strange new reality where everyone is happy and nobody says or does anything bad. And in this reality, there’s a game show called “Ad Read”? More like Rad Read because that’s some sick airwaves, bruh. Looks like from now on, everything is going to be alllllllllll right! Check out these credits: Cast Chaz/Kendon/Orb Silver/Smile More Narrator/Oliver Otter/Wally Weasel: Kendon Luscher Producer: Alex Dewey Fucky/Alan: Jon Robertson Holly: Cheru Writers Opening Encounter: Alex, Jon and Kendon Introduction: Kendon Alan Interview: Jon and Kendon Holly Interview: Kendon Smile More: Kendon Otters: Kendon Closing: Kendon

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In this episode, we mostly have ads based around tweets from Ad Read twitter contest winners. Here’s the lineup: Twitter Contest 12/18/2019 | “Clumsy Glassman” | Winner: @JerpsBerps WHAT: Theme is superpowers. Up to three tweets, new or old. Winning Tweet from @ JerpsBerps: twitter.com/JerpsBerps/status/1206984133546840065 Ad Read Twitter Contest 1/8/2020 | Rap Battle | Winner: @1_dingle WHAT: Theme is diseases (real or fictional). Up to three tweets, new or old. Winning Tweet from: @ 1_dingle twitter.com/1_dingle/status/1214662608076378113 Porn Hub Presents: Parno A home brewed ad from Jon and Kendon about the new Porn Hub movie that doesn’t have porn in it. Twitter Contest 1/29/2020 | Monster Princess | Winner: @UnionCarbideHNT WHAT: Theme is next Disney Princess (could be anything — don’t let reality constrain you). Up to 3 tweets, new or old. Winning Tweet from @ UnionCarbideHNT twitter.com/UnionCarbideHNT/sta…1222414376721768448 Twitter Contest 1/1/2020 | Yuppers’ Hangover Guide | Winner: @yupvsnope WHAT: Send me your remedy for hangovers and/or regrets. (Up to 3 tweets.) Winning Tweet from @ yupvsnope:

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In this episode, we travel to a place we’ve never before been and marvel at the wonder of reality. Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing and acting for this podcast by Jon Robertson.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast, a podcast where we read ads. Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing. Subscribe to Ad Read in these places: Apple | Spotify | Stitcher | TuneIn | SoundCloud | Google | Android Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed: Apple | Android In this episode, we read ads from the following companies: Citizens For The Sun God The Sun God has some words of inspiration for its followers. Magic Force Call all Magic Force troops. Do troop stuff. The Moon Prince A message from our mayor the Moon Prince. Breathing Masks If you need to breathe outside of the dome, these breathing masks sure are a fun place to start. The Sun God A final message from our god. Sunglasses So you don’t go blind! Sunglasses! Jimmy The hero we need? Something else… Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials. You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know. Another Thing? If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad! (Additional writing and acting for this podcast by Jon Robertson.)