DUDE FOODS

Nick thinks he’s going to become a famous fashion designer, Wes has an idea for a few different websites that he thinks can compete with DudeFoods.com and the guys discuss bull testicle flavored beer, Wisconsin being the #1 state for frozen pizza consumption & more!

Wes doesn’t think that Nick puts enough effort into his blog, Nick is annoyed that the microwave jalapeño poppers that a company sent him have 9 poppers in each box but they only give instructions for microwaving 3 poppers at a time and the guys discuss the International McDonald’s items that are coming to the U.S. this summer, the time they were on a Food Network show & more!

Nick thinks that Heinz — along with all their other bottled mayo and ketchup mixes — should start selling a mixture of mayonnaise and marinara called "Mayonara," Wes is back from his “international business trip” and is mad that any time he orders fajitas he never gets enough tortillas on the side to go with them and the guys once again discuss their idea for edible men's underwear made from beef jerky, the woman who wants to use one of Nick's photos as part of a 12 step program about food addiction

Wes is worried that cows will overrun the Earth if too many vegetarians exist, Nick wants to send homeless people to all the food and drink events he gets invited to so they can review them for DudeFoods.com and the Dude Foods Podcast and the guys discuss why you shouldn’t use the touchscreen ordering systems at McDonald’s, whether or not Hardee’s should be referring to their new Grilled Cheese Bacon Thickburger as a grilled cheese, Burger King’s new Impossible Whopper & more!

Nick finally made one of Wes’s recipe ideas, Wes has beef with Brussels sprouts and the guys sample different Southern Comfort drinks as they discuss IKEA’s chocolate Easter bunny that you have to assemble yourself, whether or not music can affect the taste of aged cheeses & more!

Wes has to go to Mexico for a broadcast for his new radio job and refuses to take Nick with him — even though Nick is on the show once a week — Nick is worried that he might have accidentally stolen red and green peppers from the grocery store and the guys discuss what the most popular cuisine in the world is, whether or not mayonnaise is really that bad for you & more!

Nick gained weight and no longer needs to wear a belt, Wes hates that Brussels sprouts don’t taste good unless you add tons of unhealthy stuff to them and the guys discuss the guy who got free Taco Bell for a year after living off their sauce packets for five days when his truck got stuck in the snow, the cheese challenge which involves throwing slices of cheese at the faces of babies & more!

Wes is more convinced than ever that eating out of a dumpster is fine after a guy from Johns Hopkins University spent a year eating expired food to prove it’s OK to do so, Nick hates how expensive spices are and the guys discuss why almond milk and soy milk might not be able to refer to themselves as “milk” much longer, how much they hate cooking chicken wings at home, the best pie in America & more!

Nick hates that fast food restaurants sell all their craziest creations in countries other than the United States, Wes and his girlfriend keep arguing over her wanting to throw away food that just recently expired and the guys discuss the country’s top chain restaurant burgers and fries, whether or not they’d eat food out of a dumpster, the most expensive foods ever sold at auction & more!

Wes can’t manage to cook salmon correctly, Nick doesn’t understand why the UPC codes for eggs are always on the tops of the egg cartons and the guys discuss what a restaurant should give you when a waitress spills salsa all over you, Nick’s abnormally short legs, the new DudeFoods partnership with Southern Comfort & more!

Nick talks about eating Sam’s Club pizza for lunch for 50 days straight, Wes can’t stop eating soft pretzels and Allison, the owner of Edge Podcast Network joins the show to discuss the guy from Florida who brought a WW2 hand grenade to Taco Bell, Costco’s 24 pound cheese wedding cake & more!

Wes thinks that Lasagna is the worst Italian food, Nick doesn’t trust Cicis Pizza based on how little they charge for their all you can eat pizza buffet and the guys discuss the dumbest things they ever purchased while drunk, how to get free wings at Buffalo Wild Wings if the Super Bowl goes into overtime, how to get free bacon at McDonald’s, Costco’s 27 pound bucket of macaroni and cheese & more!

Nick still isn't sold on his new air fryer, Wes is returning to his true love of morning radio — and not taking Nick with him — and the guys discuss whether or not the chemicals in non-stick pans can make your penis smaller, people who still write checks for everything, the best way to reheat leftover pizza & more!

Wes hates blood oranges Nick thinks he can become a doctor and the guys discuss the woman who beat up her parents because they refused to take her to Outback Steakhouse, the new Cheesy Bacon Fries from McDonald’s, the most popular food allergies & more!

Nick is convinced that his wife is trying to get him to get healthy after she bought him an air fryer and an AeroGarden for Christmas, Wes can’t eat wings without drinking beer with them and the guys discuss how their holidays went, strippers giving weather reports, their new podcast studio, Applebee’s new Neighborhood Drink of the Month & more!