Trends in Low Places

This week, it's time to pick a side: wheel boys or leg boys. We're back with a double dose of Michael and a dash of Curtis. Mike goes on a global adventure to steal back his childhood, Michael puts another quarter in the jukebox, and Curtis takes us into the Mackleverse. We all get covered in nacho cheese.

This week, the boys once again save the best for last. Michael discovers a new way to grieve for a loved one, Mike sexes up the most unsexy industry imaginable, and we grind our peppers on the worst erotic fiction of the year. It's our best yet.

(SORRY WE MESSED UP) This week, the boys are finally back and up to all their old tricks. Mike meets an actual insane person, Michael takes a slice out of Greg, and we investigate a brand new tech product for perverts: the Blowbot5000. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys fry up a slice of Newfoundland Steak. Mike's child brain gets confused by science, math, and history. Michael visits the quantum realm and finds Sam Neill. We all wash our dead grandpas and get a nasty surprise. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys decide enough is enough with dicks. Mike receives an offer he can't refuse (but accidentally did), Michael finally reveals he also doesn't understand how the human body works, and we all raise a cheap glass to the restaurant of the future. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys lament Barack Obama's big time whoopsies. Michael introduces a very good girl, Mike expounds on the dangers of picking up strays, and we all wonder what's making the fish all horny.

This week, the boys uncover the dark links between online dating and Call of Duty. Mike finds the cutest dog in China, Michael gets a whiff of the most alluring musk, and we all just listen to the rhythm of your heart. SAX BREAK. Highlights include: – Call of Dating: Bumble Ops – What is dog? – Lions, tigers, John Wicks – SAX BREAK – Scrambledn't – Stayin alive

This week, the boys really wish Shaggy 2 Dope had actually kicked Fred Durst in the head. Mike gets really, upsettingly angry at Daniel Stern, Michael sees a meth ghost, and we all learn a thing or two about the absolute horrors of bed bugs. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys explore aggressive workplace voodoo. Michael tosses us in a pool of spaced-out octopuses, Mike introduces some very good bad science, and we ponder the need to see that Bat Wang. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys investigate the 2012 critical reception to Space Jam then look eye-to-eye with some piss-hungry goats. Michael cracks the Nintendo Switch Kobayshi Maru. Curtis looks at nature's broad wonder and pees on it. Mike advocates for humane lobster sous vide. We all say piss...just a whole lot.

This week, the boys discover the world's foremost ham authority: retried Gotham Police Commissioner Jim Gordon. Michael gets busy with a mechanical penis, Mike faces the grim reality that all '90s toys were accidental sex toys, and everyone is a pony now.

This week, the good buddies get back together for TILP greatest hits: Channing Tatum's dick, ghost jizz, fart cops and ball baths. Mike takes a lil' bird bath, Michael auditions for SNL, and Curtis fights the good nope. We all agree Michael B. Jordan would kick T'Challa's whole, entire ass. Highlights include:
 No, but improv boys. Paul Fart Mall Fart Ball bath and pool science Boooookkake Romance gashapon The ol' rope-a-nope The Curtis Colorado Vinyl Corner

This week, the boys enter the Tinder Hunger Games and become hopelessly lost. Michael goes to war with algorithm-based dating, Mike debates the waitresses at his FAVORITE breastaurants, and we walk into a haunted clown church. Highlights include: Check the Fartfax [4:00]; The Tinder Games [6:45]; DEBATE ME, WAITRESS[28:00]; The Florida/Australia Upside-down [41:00]; Clown Copyright [49:30]

This week, the boys create the next great action franchise. Mike wishes all you perverts would stop sexualizing cryptids, Michael experiences a come to Jesus mayoment, and we all take a lil’ sip of whale-ball beer. It’s our best yet. Highlights include: Jim Bondwell and his chipmunk pals Mayo please have another deathblow Sweet Netscape memes Ball beer A TILP crowdsourced sex novella I’ve Got a Toilet Ticket

This week, the boys consider the physical manifestation of this horrible podcast. Michael keeps the two best stories until the end, Mike contracts a bad case of bacon brain, and we all band together to steal a dang shark. Highlights include: Michael is old Michael Bay Podcast Movie All that she wants is a Ghost Baby Cat Mind Control FMK: Cat, Rat, Sheep Shark Heist 92 Year Old Boners