Trends in Low Places

This week, the boys take their shenanigans to the final frontier...and things get sticky. Mike helps NASA create an ungodly chimera and unlocks his evolutionary potential, Michael attaches a party wagon to the International Space Station, and we explore the downsides of dating your prankster dad. Highlights include: A boystorm is a'brewing. [2:15]; Sperm Science 2.0 [5:30]; Hotel to the stars! [16:10]; Does It Fart? [27:15]; Thinking about dem beans. [36:45]; Cupcake revenge. [38:30]; Perpetual banhammer machine. [46:00]; Dad's up to his old tricks again. [51:30]; Roses are red, water is wet and also a lesbian, I bet. [60:00];

This week, the boys pull the greatest prank of all: respect for our idiot listeners. Michael breaks down a fishy intraoffice food crime, Mike reveals the only slippery slope he's likely to slide down, and everyone gets banned from this Dunkin Donuts. Highlights include: - The Greatest Fools [1:00] - The premo place for porn [9:40] - Shrimp Fried Crime [15:15] - Pepperoni Seagull Fiasco [31:00] - Thought criminals and fried delights [50:30]

Oy! Ring yer mates because the TILP boys are ready to rumble. This week, we chow down on some bad girlfriend material, Michael warps his own time continuum, and Mike explores the great Disney War Crimes Trials of 2027. Highlights include: -Dummy issues [2:10] -Bronson Butter Brawl [8:50] -Baby Bird Sex Romps [19:30] -Michael breaks time [34:00] -Penis facials [46:45] -Cavalcade of showerthoughts [58:00]

This week, we unlock the memories trapped inside Dino DNA and spoiler alert: they're pissed. Michael introduces the No. 10 worst apocalypse of all time, Mike explores atheist horror, and good buddy Curtis puts Universal Studios on notice. Highlights include: - Evacuate now. [2:45] - The Prehistoric Return of NBA Science [13:50] - Top 10 Apocalypses - You won't believe No. 9! [24:10] - Chestbusters and facehuggers [29:30] - By the fieris on your chinny chin chin. [34:30] - Behemoths in the ring. [37:00] - Double Dare Redux [45:00] - Fort Collins Musical Revue [49:00] - Universal Studio presents: The 4D King Kong Dong Experience [53:50]

This week, we issue some updates on vital stories. Mike reveals his frog-fear origin story, Michael revisits last week’s most pressing stories, and we howl like wolves. No one knows where aliens come from. Highlights include: - Read one dang book. [4:20] - Feetsies in sneaksies [6:30] - Poowatch No. 2 [10:30] - Robo Lobo [18:45] - Drunken debits [31:50] - Australian spidermen. [40:00] - Vampire problems. [50:30]

This week, the boys hunt for shoe deals along the macabre shores of the Pacific Northwest. Mike breaks out his wizard robes for some extreme roleplaying, Michael has a full-on Mac attack, and everyone wonders where this guy’s poop went. Become transfixed by your own reflection, because it’s our best yet. Highlights include: - Leg Bone’s Connected to the...Oops - Well, bully for you. - Dongus Leviosa - Andy Poofresne - Daddy Mac Will Make You Wanna...Puke! Puke! - Nukeov Smirnoff - Weedtasia: Dance of the Howards

This week, the boys get a tour of Fort Collins’ finest hotel from returning Good Buddy, Curtis. Michael wonders how two grown men become entangled with a robot, Curtis shares the worst MLK Day gift of all time, and Mike pushes the limits of presidential authority. Everyone gets progressively, aggressively drunk. Sorry. Highlights include: Football for the Lord [4:16] A Mannequin Knight’s Tale [6:20] Watermelon for my sham friends. [14:00] Not Fergalicious at All [19:40] Air Bud: Governator [27:10] A brief hotel tour [33:15] You like pepper spray, brah? [38:00] Smirnoff Ice contracts [41:00] OKStupid.com [43:45] No Dry Bristles [50:30] Never gonna click you up. [53:40] Can You Smell What Barack is Cookin'? [54:45]

This week, the boys discover that the only thing Hogan Knows is failure. Mike realizes he missed out on all the hot space camp action. Michael defends us from the worst scum of the universe. We turn rumors into terrible reality and reimagine the Alaskan sex scene. It’s our best yet. - Galaxy Defenders [2:40] - Space Camp Orgy [10:38] - Pastamania Runs Wild [14:26] - Rumor Has It [36:30] - Flamin' Hot Fashionista [44:45] - Santa, The Ultimate Arbiter of Justice [51:10] - Sled Doggy Style [58:50]

This week, the boys welcome a special guest to help us fight off merciless hordes of European crayfish. Mike ponders the price of anonymity, Michael licks Doritos dust off his fingies like a trash bear, and Curtis explains how to smuggle a pizza into a movie theater. It’s our best yet. Highlights include: - Clone armies and Old Bay [5:05] - Illuminati Oscars invite [16:30] - #brands and trash bears [27:40] - One Dollar Daydreams [43:00] - Ham babies and pizza spies. [55:15] - Robo problems. [72:00]

This week, the boys explore the unrealistic beauty standards of the world’s dromedaries. Michael finally reveals some young Howard content and Mike wonders: what if big beans? Highlights include: - High time for fry time. [1:45] - Supervillains and Humanity Stars. [8:15] - @WeRateCamels [18:30] - Two ends of the animal love spectrum. [26:30] - What’s. On. Asia! [37:40] - HUGE BEANS? [45:22] - Newsflash: Florida is weird! [56:15]

This week, the boys remind you to see a doctor if you have a purple dinosaur lasting longer than four hours. Michael fruitlessly attempts to prove a conspiracy theory wrong. Mike cuts through the crap. We wax nostalgic for the only camping experience worth having. Dino bones [0:35] Johnny Appleripper [7:04] There's always money in the Mattress Firm [21:31] MMOMG [27:21] Valet Horseplay [37:45] King of the wild buffet [45:50] Raised with the blade [53:00]

This week, the boys dive headfirst into mail crimes and welcome a new ruler to the throne. Michael serves us up a hot mug of the worst drinks of all time, Mike eats from the trash, and we learn the magical art of cleaning up. Highlights include: Amazon crimes Mail crimes Drink crimes Pizza crimes It’s mostly crimes. Yassss queen.

First off…we’re very sorry. This week, Mike jumps in a freezer and waits for death. Michael introduces the worst possible dildo experience of all time. It’s our worst episode yet, complete with a Marvel Studios-style post-credits scene. Enjoy? Highlights include: - You can’t outdeal the Devil. [1:45] - Damn you, Zach Braff. [4:00] - Iguana PSA [7:25] - Freeze me, beat me, kill me. [14:40] - Become one with your toots. [21:10] - Put some pep in your butt. [30:00] - Testicular explosion disorder [40:00] - The Ballad of Newman [45:00] - Pump, pump, pump it up. [47:10] - The literal worst FML of all time. [55:10]

This week, we are back and ready to roll into the new year. Mike and Michael make excuses for their laziness. Mike sees dead people. Michael gets high on catnip. We go for a little dip in Silicon Valley poop-water. Highlights include: Ooh, piece of candy [7:35] Sometimes Swedish dudes just hypnotize me [11:33] Pandacists are not welcome here [22:51] Merry Catmas [27:24] River of Giardia [35:01] Don't beat me again Daddy [51:03]

This week, it's our ONE YEAR anniversary, and we look a gift-frog in the mouth. Mike uncovers the hidden truth about aliens and tries to cover the unhidden truth about your cat's butthole. Michael asks not what zombie Jesus can do for you, but what you can do for zombie Jesus. We go deep into the story of one man's very horrible drunken mistake. Highlights include: - Luketose Intolerance [3:22] - Blink UFO [9:49] - R2-DFruit [20:18] - Fightin' 'Round the Girls [28:30] - Lord Zombo Christ [37:30] - Class Up That Cathole [46:55] - Bronze Dildo Pogo Stick [54:18]