TILP 83: Off-Brand Whales

Summary: This week, the boys create the next great action franchise. Mike wishes all you perverts would stop sexualizing cryptids, Michael experiences a come to Jesus mayoment, and we all take a lil’ sip of whale-ball beer. It’s our best yet. Highlights include: Jim Bondwell and his chipmunk pals Mayo please have another deathblow Sweet Netscape memes Ball beer A TILP crowdsourced sex novella I’ve Got a Toilet Ticket