The Asterios Feed Where Asterios Puts Things

Joel writes, "How do you feel about TVs as menus in food establishments?" Surprisingly strongly! To get your own personal episode of The Five Minute Podcast recorded just for you, visit patreon.com/asterios.

Jyri writes, "Asterios, try to convince me that existence of Finland is a conspiracy by Japanese." OK, I'll do that! To get your own personal episode of The Five Minute Podcast recorded just for you, visit patreon.com/asterios.

Hey! Welcome to the first ever episode of The Five Minute Podcast. It's gonna get real. If you want your own personal episode of The Five Minute Podcast, visit patreon.com/asterios

Chris writes, "Please have a 5 minute conversation with David Clegg." Alright! To get your own personal episode of The Five Minute Podcast, visit patreon.com/asterios

James writes, "I need to know how much better the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be if every movie featured the Green Goblin from Spider Man 1 played by Willem Dafoe as the antagonist just flying around on his glider chucking bombs and screaming "I BUILT THIS COMPANY" and "AVENGE ME!"​ To get your own personal episode of The Five Minute Podcast, visit patreon.com/asterios

Adam writes, "The Hackett Brothers, who are secret operatives for the US government, suspect that a foreign agent is monitoring them at Sandpiper Air." In case you didn't guess, he's talking about the Hackett Brothers from the NBC sitcom Wings. I LOVE WINGS!! To get your own personal episode of The Five Minute Podcast, visit patreon.com/asterios