The Beer Report
Summary: Welcome to the Beer Report! If you are looking for another NPR style beer tasting show... You are probably going to be disappointed. Who are we kidding? There are about 20 podcasts that sniff, swallow, twaddle and judge beer like fine wine. We are not one of those! We do drink a lot of good beer. We even talk about it... Sometimes we even know what we are talking about! On a real good show, we drink some shit beer! The Beer Report is about "confrontation" as co-host CHUD would say... The beer is the catalyst to everything else that is created for the show. Comedy, vulgarity, offensive points of view abound ahead! Listen at your own risk!
Oh the humanity! Groucho and CHUD made this show a few months ago thinking they were being smug and throwing out a few new shows early into 2019… Well, its the 8th month of 2019 and we are just getting this one out! We suck. We know it and dont really give a squirt. It is what it is… Shows when we feel like putting them out. Actually… Who are we fooling, CHUD has never produced more than one show… Its all Grouchos fault! Anywho… We follow up Roth vs Rollins and bang out this show with a Hog Heaven Barley Wine to see if our flavor receptors have changed over the past 15 years of the show. If you have been around long enough, you will know we bashed the crap out of this beer eons ago when we were teenagers starting the show! Along the way we talk about being aging hipsters and what will be the next trend worth investing in? We stumble into it… So dont get too excited watching where we wander. Enjoy! Thanks for listening! We might get another one or two out this year!!! http://traffic.libsyn.com/thebeerreport/TBR_99.mp3
Sometimes you just need to stop by the Chud’s and make a show… A surprise beer from our cousin, The Doctor, was a good enough reason for us. On this show… Groucho is too low on the Mic… Sorry! We solve one of the greatest mysteries of our time… Who is Henry Rollin’s ultimate foil… We have decided that it must be David Lee Roth. They were both on Joe Rogan in recent history, and it drew Groucho to re-listen to Joe’s interview with Henry Rollin’s after hearing Roth. They are the same brand of crazy… Its awesome, inspiring and scary! There is a lot more than this… But you’ll just have to listen. Oh, and yeah… This should be ep 97… But 97 is laying on the cutting room floor as this one is being pushed out sooner. We will release 97 sooner than later. Beer on the show… Apple Cider Donut Sour IPA by Hudson Valley Brewing Company in a Crowler. Seek it out!
Groucho, Daryl and Dustin sit down for another Drunken Lullabies movie production… Again… We are hard at work ruining your favorite John Hughes movies! This time, its everyone’s favorite… Uncle Buck. Enjoy! Dustin invites the John Hughes Dream Team back to pay tribute to John Candy as we watch Uncle Buck. Daryl & Groucho form the Throwing Wrenches Podcast are back after a 6 month absence, so there’s plenty to catch up on. Join us as we drink some craft beers and talk all about a variety of topics during the movie, and we encourage you to do the same, especially with some beer from our sponsor Bearded Owl Brewing. This week we enjoy some Who’s Your Dunkle, as well as some other assorted craft beers. Try it today at Bearded Owl, 112 State St in Peoria, IL. We also feature some music from our Bands of the Week, Huntingtons and The Stereo. If you like what you hear, or if you have a movie suggestion, be sure to send feedback to firstname.lastname@example.org and Rate, Review, & Subscribe so you never miss an episode. http://traffic.libsyn.com/drunkenlullabiespodcast/UncleBuckComp96k.mp3
Its only 2 months since we recorded last… Groucho and CHUD did sit down for an epic drink at the end of December. Here are the results of that! (Yes, this show should have been released in January! It required editing… Grouchos least favorite thing to do!) Beers on the show: Higher Math by Dogfishhead Brewing, Goose Island Bourbon County 2010 (bottle 1944) On the show: Jazz and George Clinton Beer?Groucho has cheated on the CHUDWe solved the craft beer issue in Central Illinois! Your welcome!Shout out to “Pints and Provisions”… Another Peoria Beer PodcastReminiscing about The Good Beer Show and JeffryT.Heineken has parallels to The Ford Assembly LinePeoria Beer Nerd drama?The Cubicle of Death – CHUD’s secret Facebook group about Death Metal.CHUD lost the riddle of steel!Anyone have an Alexa in their house… Good for you!We have a million dollar idea. The Phone Box!Its hard to dump a body these days!Russians are Missourians at heart!We used the R word… Sorry.Living in the trees of California… Thats plumb crazy!Deer wasting disease.Dadding with a Teenage daughter? Groucho Laments! Podcast Dads, Jeff and Spoon… I can be your icebreaker.Uber and Drugs.Its not my birthday. TMBG gag when we had CD players. Groucho beats down the telemarketers. Its a moral choice!CHUD almost starts a rant about racism… Socialism… God knows what!Bubble bath??? Text from the CHUDLETTEBath Salts! A nine dollar bath????Petcentric?Best Beer Ever??? CHUD declares that Bourbon County as a title contender! Feedback? Bah…. We dont care! Thanks for listening!
Epic long show! 80 minutes… Savor it until 2012! CHUD swings by to record one more show before the end of the year. Grab a few and listen in while we listen to some Christmas music and drink some amazing beer! Another Classic from the TBR Vault… Enjoy this classic Christmas Edition Beer Report with a loved one… And see if you are still loved by the end? Cheers, Groucho & CHUD Beers on the show: Newcastle Winter IPA, 3 Floyds 2007 Behemoth, Dalton Brewing Cerberus Russian Imperial Stout 2011. On the show: Classic Everclear Channel – CHUDco Christmas record advertisement.Holiday show miss-start… Where is Dino?Newcastle PR firm and creating buzz.Sailor Jerry and Newcastle Brown = The Castle Jerry boilermakerHoopmaster is MIA.Love for the Newcastle and how this beer works when are sitting in the current English pub.Kudos to you CHUD.Beer Advocate event visited by Groucho at Kellehers in Peoria. The Beer Report’s beers did pretty decent.Apology to the entire population of Russia for the last show and our support of Vlad Putin.Screw aging the beers!DeStihl (Normal) on New Years Eve?Homebrewing love.Tried that beer yet Kevin? Go Seahawks!Lets get back to O’Fallon Brewery to deliver some beer!Stone Beer Fest 2012???Zombie Christmas.Zombies Suck now!Chinese Vampire generation.Euro has got to crash!!!We need a new planet to exploit.No sympathy for the 99%. Look around the rest of the world!Last Star Fighter reference… Kudos to those who knew that one!Hipster Christmas albums.Dino… The king of Cool.Bonus Beer Bob… He’s metal, and his stories ARE better than yours… And he DID do all that cool stuff! The most interesting man in the world!CHUD gives Bob’s beer the re-verb lead-in.Chocolate Velvet Cake beer?Homebrewing is like underground black-metal tapes.Christmas movies. Muppets are commies.Beer Safari Christmas Videos… Remember when???Don’t go throwing Port wine around hoping to make a decent beer!TBR toastes Jimmy Carter!Trans Siberian Transexuals.The Killers, Hot Fuss.THANK YOU! Toast to 2012 and many thanks to our listening public! Christmas music on the show by She & Him, Sufjan Stevens, Bowling for Soup, Dean Martin, Slow Club, 3 Redneck Tenors, They Might be Giants, The Killers. http://traffic.libsyn.com/thebeerreport/TBR_Christmas_2011.mp3
Another fine re-run is here for your enjoyment… This time with our favorite 3rd wheel… The Homeless Hoopmaster. This guy is a hoot. Have fun listening to this one. Just in time for the Holidays! The Homeless Hoopmaster revisits Pekin Beer Report Studio for a friendly visit that soon turns to trying to find a decent beer from Kentucky. Sorry Kentucky if you are reading this… But the examples of beer on the show did not serve the state well! Which is sad, we had high hopes for the BBC brews after having some good special editions beers in years past. But, then again, with bad beers, come lots of non-beer conversations. Notably… CHUD is very upset about current TSA screening processes. So, if you want some timely conspiracy talk mixed with your beercast… Tune in! Segue city!!! The longer is goes… The more abrupt this interruptions! Hoops has mad conversation skills! Side note: Hoops keeps grinding on the table with his beer! Sorry for the pounding you hear all over the show. Next time he gets a boom mic! Groucho, the producer should have caught that while recording… But Hoops is an energy that is hard to contain! Beers on this show: Pabst Blue Ribbon, Twang Beer Salt, Bluegrass Brewing Company Amber Ale, Alltech Lexington Brewing Company’s Kentucky Ale, Bourbon Kentucky Ale, O’Fallon Wee Heavy, Shorts Huma-Lupa-Licious, Arbor Brewing Sacred Cow IPA, BBC American Pale Ale On the show: Twang! www.twang.com The Pride of Peoria burns to the ground… and Hoops was there to see it! Shakes the Clown What is the value of the salt in beer? Redneck Corona? Neanderthal children. The “Pitch Bucket” returns! Stolen from www.goodbeershow.com The Twang settles! Check out the new www.thebeerreport.com! Beer and Music reviews from CHUD! Louisville. CHUD: Music boundaries are gone. Kids cant get away with anything with social networks following them around! CHUD’s TSA rant gets sidetracked. Muffin beer gets dumped! Rapiscan rant gets started again by CHUD. (Sure to get us on some kind of government list) Tranny man-face beer! Aging a growler Ferris Bueller tangent. Hoops guilt’s CHUD hard about not being invited to the Wedding. Shout outs for having awesome 3 Floyds and O’Fallon Beer at the Wedding. CHUD requests that O’Fallon add Chinook Hops to all 5 Day IPA’s. As a matter of fact… He challenges O’Fallon to do a special batch and call it “CHUD Sauce” http://ofallonbrewery.com/ Contamination of the “Pitch Bucket”! CHUD informs us on Deer eating birds. Confessions of the Hoopmaster: Pissing on the floor??? Never had a bad Michigan beer! Groucho will have a Double-wide in the UP! Da Yoopers!?!? Tirty Point Buck? Confessions of the Hoopmaster: Worried that CHUD may have soiled his girlfriend. Confessions of the Hoopmaster: Rooming with co-workers at conferences. Sharper Image. A Bad beer from Michigan??? Sacred Cow is infected??? All bottles foaming and taste terrible! Hoops pallette has been more compromised than this Arbor Brew beer. Donovan McNabb beer? Holiday Show??? Why now? LOST DUCK Brewing in Fort Madison IA. Hoops on Facebook? Kentucky blowout beer show??? Drinking the “Pitch”. Band Ade taste? Merry Christmas, don’t fly, go to Arkansas with Hoops, save the seals! Tirty Point Buck… Da Yoopers! O’Fallon Wee Heavy bought at Friar Tuck in Peoria IL. Alltech beers bought at the World Equestrian games in Lexington Kentucky. Michigan beers bought a little joint between St. Joseph and New Buffalo Michigan in August. Da Yoopers were shamelessly ripped off… But we cut the song down. Seek them out! They sing such classics as : “The Bears Still Suck” and “2nd Week of Deercamp”! Listen here!
Another show from the TBR Vault… Enjoy this show from 12 years ago as Groucho and CHUD are waxing poetic of Christmas’ long ago. Seasons Greetings! We take the holiday head-on by trying out a bunch of festive beers! This is a lengthy show… Lots of beer and non-beer talk, some drunken singing, and a song. Hopefully, a present for everyone! Beers on the show: Sam Adams Winter Lager, Sierra Nevada Celebration, Schlafly Christmas Ale, Wychwood Bah Humbug, Young’s Winter Warmer, Anchor Brewing’s Holiday Ale 2006. On the show: Dean Martin would be the guy to do Christmas with.Beer.Beer..Miatas.Beer… (Sorry, we talked about a few)Burning clove cigarettes.Witch brooms and their origins.Patrick Stewart’s Christmas Carol CD.CHUD is getting soft?Apologies – God help us!Chevy Ads with John Mellencamp.CHUD’s alternate truck ads.Prep Football.Kissing Cousins.Jeffrey T and the Library of Congress.King of Beer song.Boris the Spider… They Might Be Giant’s version of Spider.Sealed with Wax, and other great things of yesteryear… Or yestercenturyGroucho’s Thanksgiving.The Lost Duck Brewing Company in Fort Madison Iowa. (Groucho was going to Margaret’s family Thanksgiving… So, they are Groucho’s In-laws!)Anonymous posting on the TCB.Too Much Joy’s – Drunk & in Love All the beers on the Holiday show were purchased at Broadway Liquors in Pekin IL.
Its that special time of the year… And we haven’t produced squat… So, why not pull out this classic from the TBR vault. Groucho and CHUD talking about Ever-clear Channel Christmas parties, strip clubs and Dean Martin singing a classic. (Not Baby its cold outside.) Cuddle up by a tire fire and enjoy this 13 year old gem. http://traffic.libsyn.com/thebeerreport/christmas2005.mp3
We are back! Groucho, The Voice and Daryl are sitting down and finishing the John Hughes/Molly Ringwald trilogy that started with 16 Candles. For whatever reason… This one gets a little out of hand. Groucho was in rare form as he came up with new band names with his imbibed outbursts. Enjoy classics like: “Thursday Night Potts”, “Hit Her Harry”, and the soon to be popular “Mattlocks Pajamas”.
I am not sure if we have done this in eons… Had a few beers during daylight hours and recorded. Consider this a fluke event! Groucho and CHUD sit down to some new and old IPA’s and dig out some anger from Groucho that has built up after seeing untalented women attempt to paint at the local bar. Beers on the show: La Cumbre Elevation IPA, O’Fallon 5 Day IPA with a Chinook dryhop addition (from CHUDS wedding firkin!), Groucho’s Mouth Full of Pennies IPA. On the show: Soundscan Figures. Supermodel Vaginal Beer Alaska! BBC pseudo science documentary about the super volcano in Yellowstone. Groucho fishes! Coor’s Light in hand. CHUD is a mountain hater. CHUDco farms? Suggestions for crops? Great American Beer Festival… Homeless Hoopmaster call out!!! 8 year old IPA. Garlic and Goats? Vino and Van Gogh… Groucho nearly strokes out with rage. Suicide attempt averted in the Pacific Northwest… Ruthless Groucho. Social Media. Concert stage at CHUDco farms? The new Woodstock? McDonald’s French Fries will cure baldness? Groucho has another Podcast??? Our best Robin Williams imitations? A Wish for Wings that Work shout-out. www.throwinwrenches.com The REAL community is your local community… Get off the internet! Layers… Midwestern Layers. Podcast reviews… Bill Burr Monday Morning Podcast. Adam Corolla Show. Tom Pappa Love. Sorry Adam… I’m not paying for the Master Course. Penny dreadful IPA. The Peoria Podcast Initiative. Mormons… Don’t listen to this show please. Plug for CHUD to do a Drunken Lullabies show. Thanks for listening! Le Cumbre beer donated by a friend of the show.
The “Dream Team” is back! Groucho, The Voice and Dr. Rusty drink a few brews during the South Pekin fireworks and watch the John Hughes classic “The Breakfast Club”. Along the way… Groucho confesses his love to those Molly Ringwald lips… Even more so than Victoria Jackson’s from UHF. The Voice is back on the couch with The Dream Team: Groucho & Dr Rusty from the new podcast Throwing Wrenches. Join us as we drink some craft beers, watch the film, and talk all about a variety of topics. Of course, we encourage you to do the same, especially with some beer from our sponsor Bearded Owl Brewing. So grab some beer, describe the ruckus, raid Barry Manilow’s wardrobe, crash thru a ceiling, and make me a turkey pot pie. If you like what you hear, or if you have a movie suggestion, be sure to send feedback to email@example.com and Rate, Review, & Subscribe so you never miss an episode. https://traffic.libsyn.com/preview/secure/drunkenlullabiespodcast/DATMBreakfastClubCOMP.mp3
Don’t count us out! Groucho and CHUD find a bit of time to sit down and knock out a quick, one beer show. Can we call it a one beer show when the brew in question is a “Near Beer”? It was also a chance for us to talk Bourdain. We have been blown away by the suicide of Anthony Bourdain and it still eats at us that a guy that we all looked up to and idolized would throw it all away. CHUD and Groucho talk it over and try to make some sense of it.. But also pay tribute to what is his legacy. Beer on the show: Bravus IPA On the show: New equipment for recording? Auto racing in Florida. Groucho tries to get CHUD to identify that the beer is missing alcohol!!!! A little love for the “Near Beer” Anthony Bourdain and how his influence led to shows like ours. Guy thing? Hemmingway comparison? New place in Pekin? Long overdue! West Dublin Pub. Love for Maquets Railhouse. Bloomington is pissing CHUD off! So much brewery action in Bloomington Normal!!! Keg Grove… Little Beaver… White Oaks. My God Central Illinois. Drink some local beer… Somethings going to bust and dont realize the embarrassment of riches you have right now. Kemp’s Upper Tap love! If your near Lexington… Get there! CHUD hates midwest resturant service! Managers!!! Stop expediting! Flood warning! Bourdain might have liked this show??? lol. The “what-if’s” are very plausable! Groucho is not cleaning the turkey! Thanks for listening! Lets hope its a shorter span before the next show! Beer on the show provided by PJ… The man… The myth… The legend. Thanks for the brew!
We are back at it… Groucho, Dustin and Daryl… The self proclaimed, DATM “Dream Team” sit down on the couch and watch another John Hughes classic… 16 Candles. This episode is tame compared to the last time we sat down together… No Beer Nerd slander for this crew anymore. Well, unless its warranted… See us at Weird Science. Is it weird for a 40 year old man to pine for a 16 year old Molly Ringwald? Asking for a friend. From the Drunk at the Movies page: The Voice is back on the couch with the self proclaimed DATM Dream Team (Daryl & Groucho from The Beer Report) for another fun filled episode. Listen along as we watch this John Hughes classic while we enjoy some great craft beers. Of course, we encourage you to do the same, especially from Iron Spike Brewing Company. So grab some beer, get felt up by your grandma, borrow some panties, and yanky your wanky. If you like what you hear, or if you have a movie suggestion, be sure to send feedback to firstname.lastname@example.org and Rate, Review, & Subscribe so you never miss an episode. http://directory.libsyn.com/episode/index/id/6376100/tdest_id/353016 http://traffic.libsyn.com/drunkenlullabiespodcast/DATM16CANDLESCOMPLETE.mp3
Its been too long! Groucho brings the gear box over the CHUD’s stately manor to create a nearly produced recording. We have new Microphones… So, fine tuning will need to be worked on. Beers on the show: Alaskan Husky IPA, Revolution Amarillo IPA, Cooper’s Australian IPA, 2017 Stone Xocoveza Mexican Hot Chocolate Stout, 2013 Goose Island Bourbon County Stout. On the show: WCHD – Podcasting from the CHUD’s house. No Zoom recording tonight. Changes at the CHUD house. 3 Floyds Brewery expansion? Point – Counterpoint. Bloomington has 4 breweries??? Bearded Owl praise. State and Water corner is a winner. Stone suing Keystone? No more “Metal” readings? The satanic monument being planned for the old Bloomington Courthouse in Bloomington IL. Satanicbloomington.org Frank Lloyd Wright is overrated!!!???!!! The CHUD rants! The CHUD rants again. Two rants in one show… Thats a feat not accomplished by TBR in a few years! Way to go CHUD! Beers on the show mostly picked up at Broadway Liquors in Pekin Illinois. Support your local beer store! http://traffic.libsyn.com/thebeerreport/TBR-93-Burnitalldown.mp3
Possibly the most frequent guest on the TBR is our superfan PJ. He is nearly acquired the title as guest-host! Its fine by us… He does a great job holding up this episode. Groucho, as usual, is running around somewhere in the United States and finds out that PJ is close by and wants to do a show. Recorded in the Dallas Airport Hyatt lobby bar… It doesn’t get much better than that! Does it? Groucho is thinking of doing a few episodes with folks with his remote setup, and will call those “One for the Road”. Look for more episodes like this in the future. Beers on the show: Revolver Iron Head IPA, 4 corners Local Buzz, Rahr and Sons Texas Red Amber, Lakewood Temptress Imperial Milk Stout. All Dallas based beers… All delicious. On the show: Brazilian Steakhouse eating strategies. Putting Fish in your jacket? PJ’s lecture on these stupid Texas u-turns! The Replublic of Texas! Stow and go??? Really PJ? Groucho jacked the order of the stops. TRAVEL! Scotts Cheap Flights? PJ’s hookup. Gin? Oingo Boingo talk. We get long on this one… But… Thats what bar hopping does to you! http://traffic.libsyn.com/thebeerreport/One_For_the_Road_01_-_PJ_in_Dallas.mp3