The Comedy Couple

On today's episode, Rhoda's feeling a little under the weather, Chick Fil A has a change of heart, Lindsay Lohan is in trouble again, Monica Lewinsky is releasing the "tell-all-book" that nobody ever asked for, a woman makes her wet kid ride in the trunk, Rhoda tells a story about a Coke commercial gone bad, "Lilo & Stitch" get the porno treatment, and "The Shining" is getting a sequel...and it'll probably be terrible.

On today's episode, we're going to a screening of our old webseries, Clint Eastwood regrets the chair fiasco, a 6-year-old bully scared a guy at a McDonald's, we talk about being bullied as children, airlines are making you pay extra to sit with your family, a stupid facebook post gets a woman thrown in jail, and women race to win in-vitro!

Today, Nicki Minaj is the new "American Idol" judge, we review Paul Thomas Anderson's "The Master," New "No Place Like Home" shoes, a terrible dad lets his kid play with a gorilla, and the streets are safe from Amanda Bynes...for now!

On today's episode, Britney hates booze, parents suck at parenting, Amanda Bynes is a pothead menace, Sally Struthers loves the drinky drinky, Jimmy Kimmel pranks iPhone lovers, Rainn Wilson hates inspirational FB quotes, and Mike from "Breaking Bad" is gonna be on "Parks And Rec!"

On today's episode, Alison Pill from "The Newsroom" accidentally Tweeted naked pics, Levi Johnston gave his daughter a terrible name, girls officially throw funny, we talk about female stereotypes, Big Brother is spying on Brit kids in the bathroom, we talk about office bathroom etiquette, we probably wouldn't have been friends in high school, and a car dealership gives his employees the best bonus ever!

On today's episode, Britney is a crazy sexual harasser, Emma Watson had a wardrobe malfunction, Tara Reid is a drunken hot mess...again, there's a new purse designed for winos, the pizza parlor owner who bearhugged Obama is getting trashed on Yelp, we read a "Cats vs. Dogs" email from a listener, and dogs in boots are great!

On today's episode, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got secretly married at the house from "The Notebook," Pat Robertson jokes about beating your wife, because he's old and crazy, GoDaddy.com was hacked, and some of the best sites on Earth (like ours) were temporarily shut down, a hoarder's dirty house gave somebody a deadly disease, and we prove, once again, that dogs are a man's best friend. Plus, WE HAVE A WAY FOR YOU TO WIN A $10 iTUNES GIFT CARD! BRIBERY! HOORAY!!!

On today's episode, the NFL season kicked off, and Andy found out how to get Rhoda to watch football, Joy Behar hates Honey Boo Boo, the "Scooby Doo Dubstep" remix is pretty awesome, the FBI is getting creepier, Andy's conspiracy theories are starting to rub off onto Rhoda, the screaming sheep is also awesome and hilarious, and Happy Birthday to Andy's brother and his grandmother!

On today's episode, Obama's speech at the DNC was great...or so we hear, The MTV VMA's are apparently still a thing, Kenny Loggins sang at a wedding and is awesome, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are Splitsville, Rhoda's Parking Mishap is this week's "Most Annoying Thing Ever," and a Hummer driver makes the ultimate sacrifice!

On today's episode, Amanda Bines loves to hit and run, Honey Boo Boo must be stopped, a UFC fighter acts exactly like a UFC fighter, Mel Gibson settles his divorce, a woman suffers the most expensive scorpion sting of all time, Andy talks about a traumatizing childhood experience, and an 8-year-old does the nicest thing a kid has ever done.

On today's episode, Andy feels guilty for not being more excited about the start of the NFL season, the Democratic National Convention just started and we're already sick of politics, Chuck Norris is preparing for "The Barack-Olypse," and the "Hansel & Gretel" movie actually looks pretty awesome. Plus, Bob Barker is getting royally screwed by "The Price is Right," a school is named after Carnie Wilson, McDonalds is selling McVeggie Burgers, and a carnival lover has won a ridiculous amount of stuffed animals.

On today's episode, we barely survived "The Great Beverly Hills Earthquake Of 2012," Mo'Nique is a deadbeat...and a swinger, Joey Buttafuoco needs to shut his Buttafuockin' mouth, and a high school coach is super inappropriate. Plus, a couple gets arrested for shooting a burglar, there's a Korean doll that farts, and a Google founder is a pretty nice guy.

Happy Labor Day! On today's episode, we're suffering from "Clint Eastwood Parody Burnout," Randy Jackson is leaving "American Idol"...sort of, and, clearly, nobody ever informed Seal that Heidi Klum was out of his league. Plus, Tom Cruise was auditioning possible brides, and we recap last night's mid-season finale of "Breaking Bad!" (SPOILERS)

On today's episode, Clint Eastwood is old and hates chairs and wants Obama to die, MTV has cancelled "The Jersey Shore," Kris Humphries denies giving a woman the Herpes he probably has, and the "Oogieloves" movie seems like a pretty terrible experience. Plus, the mid-season finale of "Breaking Bad" is this Sunday, Mike Ehrmantraut's granddaughter has the funniest/saddest Twitter ever, and we talk about the "Hurricane Heroes of Louisiana!"

On today's episode, Lindsay Lohan has a huge room service bill, we call Matthew McConaughey to talk about his sudden weight loss, and we sneak into the "Modern Family kids' contract negotiations. Plus, Obama does a Reddit AMA Q&A, Kris Humphries probably has Herpes, and Kim Kardashian was denied a star on the "Walk of Fame!"