The Comedy Couple

Sex toys are dangling from power lines in Portland, a diner expects Jesus to pay for her meal, and a guy's porn habit gets him beaten up!

Rhoda's been having some intense dreams, nightmares are good for you, a nutjob pulls a knife at a Taco Bell, diddlin' behind the wheel leads to disaster, and a mom of twins has fun with strangers!

A weirdo loves getting intimate with pigs, the Turkey Testicle Festival, some idiot thinks "Cracker Barrel" is racist, and a drunk woman didn't realize she'd been hit by a bullet!

Our favorite episodes of "The Office," hookup intentions affect memories, porn in space, and a dating site for ladies who like huge wieners!

Listener emails and new friends, Rhoda is very tired and pregnant, the "Senior Games," a lady with crazy teeth attacked her boyfriend because he wouldn't have sex with her, and a creep pays $10,000 for girlfriends!

Listener Brenda went skydiving, how we spent our 4th, Rhoda's going to see Duran Duran, a stupid cat got stuck in an engine, and a dog is running for mayor!

We went to "Back to the Future Live" at the Hollywood Bowl, listener emails, our "Listener of the Month," a $750 cab ride, underwear that makes your junk look bigger, and the anniversary of the beginning of our relationship!

Listener emails, Rhoda dreams about HGTV, "True Detective" sucks now, Andy's terrible child-rearing idea, a man steals a car and runs out of gas, and a woman gives birth in the woods!

"Ted 2" was not great, Bob! Plus, a baby update, you can get free food if you name your baby "Quinoa," the Rob Lowe ads got pulled, and dog walking helps you find love and friendship!

Hope ya like Seinfeld! There's a replica of Jerry's apartment in NYC, a ranking of the best and worst "Seinfeld" episodes, plus that KFC rat wasn't a rat, and a guy gets his ankle nibbled by a bear!

Rhoda would excel at Championship Toe Wrestling, a texting lane, wasabi-covered jeans, and skinny jeans can be harmful to your health!

A college is letting you major in comedy, Brooklyn's small penis pageant, a stupid idiot isn't helping, and rat chicken!

Sex dolls are getting more realistic, a man robs a bank with a sex toy, a woman gets stuck in a tree trying to rescue her cat, and a paternity test lookalike!

We actually liked "Jurassic World," our Comedian of the Week Jeff Ross roasted inmates, Andy made an Instagram account for our dog, a dumb drug bust, and cops shut down a lemonade stand!

Andy is very excited about "Jurassic World," two idiots stole breast pumps, a bigger idiot keeps violating horses, and beards are so over!