Summary: On today's episode, Andy feels guilty for not being more excited about the start of the NFL season, the Democratic National Convention just started and we're already sick of politics, Chuck Norris is preparing for "The Barack-Olypse," and the "Hansel & Gretel" movie actually looks pretty awesome. Plus, Bob Barker is getting royally screwed by "The Price is Right," a school is named after Carnie Wilson, McDonalds is selling McVeggie Burgers, and a carnival lover has won a ridiculous amount of stuffed animals.
