Summary: On today's episode, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got secretly married at the house from "The Notebook," Pat Robertson jokes about beating your wife, because he's old and crazy, GoDaddy.com was hacked, and some of the best sites on Earth (like ours) were temporarily shut down, a hoarder's dirty house gave somebody a deadly disease, and we prove, once again, that dogs are a man's best friend. Plus, WE HAVE A WAY FOR YOU TO WIN A $10 iTUNES GIFT CARD! BRIBERY! HOORAY!!!
