Calder's Confessions
Summary: A collection of pranks calls to Australia, America, The UK, Buckingham Palace and even features Barrak Obama! This is just good old fashioned wind ups played out on Vectis Radio on The Isle of Wight. If you like to laugh, please have a listen!
- Visit Website
- RSS
- Artist: Calder Jon
Podcasts:
A pub called The Nobody Inn? With nobody in? YEP!
I think I`m beyond hypnotherapy especially....what? Oh yes especially as I suffer from memory loss!
Rather stupidly, I called the LAPD when some freak in a red suit insulted my wife and daughter....
What are you supposed to do when you see something odd on top of The Empire State Building? I was only trying to help!
In a desperate attempt to rid myself of the mother in law, I turned to Islam for help. Yep, you guessed it, they were no help what so ever!
After slamming my car into a wall, I went on the hunt for a witness.....sadly I think I got the wrong kind!
Pub names, why are they so odd at times? I got slightly confused with The Fighting Cocks on The Isle of Wight!!
We all hate going to the dentist but this one seemed to be afraid of me! Oh dear....
This dear lady was far too kind and understanding....
Is it my fault that Her Majestys phone number is very close to that of my local kebab shop? YES it really was Buckingham Palace so bang goes my OBE!
KFC in Newport on The Isle of Wight were a little perplexed by my request for a Big Mac!
I wanted to use my own toppings on a pizza of course I had no luck at all!
Rich Baker decided he wanted to wind his boss up...he gave me the ammunition and I went for it....
With my woman stuck in handcuffs, I decided to call the shop and ask for help, after a minutes of trying every trick in the book, the guy finally hit on the solution - singing!!!
Phoenix zoo didnt seem to care that one of their lions was about to impregnate me!
