Calder's Confessions

Seems our new friend Rosie has lived a little, cheeky devil!

This one sounds like a bit of a character and he`s tuning in to the show on Vectis Radio, 1-4 weekdays!

We have a new caller to Calder Jon in the Afternoon on Vectis Radio. Rosie! Ambrose beware, she likes the sound of you matey! Hahaha!

Jeremy Kyle and I worked together on his "Confessions" show in London for around six years. Its true to say that he taught me everything I know about radio - perhaps thats why I`m so bad at it! Anyway, he joined me on the telephone today, and this is what he said.....

Ambrose welcomes spring in his own, unique way! What a character, I`m starting to like him very much!

Camp Johnny has had an epiphany - don`t worry - he`s since had a wash! He`s decided we should host a Gay Pride march - possiby at Queer Abbey? OMG!

I dont know about you, whilst I`ve always loved The Stones, I`ve also had an opinion on the lead singers image. I was discussing this on the radio the other day with NO idea he was actually listening! He called in to complain!

A regular caller to my show on Vectis Radio, Ambrose wanted to let us know about his experiences with the media....

This sweet fat, balding chap calls me every day alomost - today he`s out shopping! I say!

Camp Johnny bumps into our local council leader at a classy high street store and gets a cheeky wink from him!

.......smile ;)

I was just trying to tell the nice lady I believe I can fly....then all of a sudden.....CLICK....shes gone!

How very dare they insult my little friend! He may be gay, he may be a touch eccentric but he`s a bit of a local celeb round here so leave it out you cotton picking pen pushers!!

It was a simple request for a bike I`ve heard various women talking about. Why on earth couldn`t I buy one?

After a few days on the missing list, my little friend Camp Johnny returned! Apparently he`s been face to face with the ugly face of homophobia! Have a listen.....