The Brian Howard Podcast

Brian and Jenny open the show with a warning on what candy NOT to give out for Halloween. Sexy or scary costumes, what's best? And the origins of the sexy costume craze. Brian expresses worry about doing a show for kids. Then they field suggestions for Brian's Halloween costume. Finally Jenny and Brian read their favorite stories from the news. WARNING: Both stories involve sex of one kind or another. Visit Brian at: www.brianhowardcomedy.com Come see Brian perform in MooNiE and Broon Nov. 5 in Grayslake, IL and Nov. 12 in Walnut Creek, CA. Visit www.moonieandbroon.com for details and tickets.

Brian sits down with comedian and friend Spencer Humm and they talk about cats and dogs jumping on his crotch and skydiving. Then they move on to discuss the differences between variety and stand up comedy and the true nature of what's funny. Check out Spencer Humm at: www.dccomedylab.com www.hackandslash.com Brian will be appearing at the Northern California Renaissance Fair from 9/17 - 10/16 http://www.norcalrenfaire.org/ Come see Brian perform in MooNiE and Broon Nov. 5 in Grayslake, IL and Nov. 12 in Walnut Creek, CA. Visit www.moonieandbroon.com for details and tickets.

Brian and Jack hang out in Howard HQ and talk about double streams and tricked toilet seats and Jack gets us up to date on his experience at Wasteland Weekend. Then Jenny Lynne joins the guys and they talk about how to enjoy a room full of breasts and sage advice from LL Cool Benjamin. Brian talks about the pros and cons of fondu and what makes the best community food. Then a valid conversation on the value (or lack there of) of Waterworld that for some unexplainable reason ends up being about Pixy Stix. Then a few minutes of enema talk and listener questions. Brian will be appearing at the Northern California Renaissance Fair from 9/17 - 10/16 http://www.norcalrenfaire.org/ Please visit www.talulahboo.com for your kick ass baby gear.

Brian and "The Un-Killable" Jenny Lynn start off the show determining weather Brian is a bad dad for driving his daughter to school on a day when the school is closed. In the process they end up talking about why small things are more delightful to eat and what's the difference between fog and a "marine layer". Jenny tells Brian about her experience at Wasteland Weekend which is one part Mad Max and one part Burning Man, with boots. Then they come to terms with the whole vegan/omnivore thing and discuss road rage. Brian will be appearing at the Northern California Renaissance Fair from 9/17 - 10/16 http://www.norcalrenfaire.org/ Please visit www.talulahboo.com for your kick ass baby gear.

Cowen returns to the show and Brian imediately mentions how his first experience this morning was having his dog track mud all over his bed and how taking his daughter to school doesn't equal more sleep. Also why wont anybody let Brian complete a three point turn in his car? After that we learn about who's doing reality TV and how “A List” actors fall, including a spot on reenactment of Mel Gibson's latest studio meeting. Then, 3D movies, good or bad? Then why Ben and Jerry's new flavor Schweddy Balls is awesome and why the American Family Association needs to relax and let the rest of us have fun. Brian will be appearing at the Northern California Renaissance Fair from 9/17 - 10/16 http://www.norcalrenfaire.org/ Please visit www.talulahboo.com for your kick ass baby gear.

This weeks show starts with a detailed examination of exactly how long you need to wait before you can go back to listening to your iPod after someone starts a conversation with you. Then we all learn about how Jenny fell/got dropped as a child. Then they move on to define the modern dilemma that is the urban hipster. Questions are answered and clarity is achieved as Brian, Jack and Jenny field audience questions, including wether or not hot tub sex is advised. Enjoy. Brian will be appearing at the Northern California Renaissance Fair from 9/17 - 10/16 http://www.norcalrenfaire.org/ Jack and Jenny will be appearing at Wasted Weekend 9/17-18 Please visit www.talulahboo.com for your kick ass baby gear.

Brian, Jack and Jenny start at Star Wars and the first day of kindergarten and end up talking about Xenu, knife throwing and how to stir coffee with a penis, so basically it's business as usual as TBHS returns to the podsphere. Thanks for listening and consider supporting the show at: http://www.brianhowardcomedy.com/Brian_Howard/Podcast/Podcast.html

Brian welcomes Cowen, Jack Dagger and Jennifer Lynn to Hoeward HQ to speak of many things. Jennifer tells the tale of her head tumor, Benny. Then they talk about absinth and why it is or is not cool. Jennifer ten reads an internet question as a French woman and then fills in the guys on how to use your imagination sexually. Then, should Muppets ever be depicted standing on their legs? And why vegans taste better than omnivores. Please visit the the podcast website and support the show www.brianhowardcomedy.com Visit Jack Dagger at: www.jackdagger.com

Brian, Cowen and Jack sit down to deconstruct Comic-Con and how it's different from Erotic-Expo. Then why Cowen can't get excited about Slave Leia. The guys then talk about why street performing is less popular here in the USA. Brian wants to know why people call to share annoying news. Then Brian shares his encounter with political fame on his flight last week. Jack talks about biting off a man's nipple. And finally we get to listener questions. Please visit the the podcast website and support the show www.brianhowardcomedy.com Visit Jack Dagger at: www.jackdagger.com PS: Brian is a pillar of strength.

Brian opens the show by telling the triumphant account of how he trumped a rude barkeeper in Cleveland. Then they welcome Rob Williams and Casey Martin of The KamiKaze FireFlies on to talk about the pro's and con's of performing with your significant other. Then they all ponder why China creates a cow that produces human breast milk and how the bull testicle festival inspires ugly people to get naked. Then we answer listener questions. Visit The KamiKaze FireFlies at www.KamiKazeFireFlies.com

Brian starts the show by attempting to compliment a fan who works at an LA food truck but instead runs headlong into a debate with Cowen about the value of food trucks. Then Brian gets a little frustration out of his system about people bitching about the TSA to much. Brian and Cowen read listener questions about wierd dreams and when to say "I love you". Then they end up talking about Bruce Campbell. It's all very satisfying, really.

Brian and Cowen sit down right before Independence Day Weekend and discuss body types, sandals and sex. Brian describes how hard it is to remain inconspicuous around his father, and then they compare who has the most disturbing childhood hobby. Why does a seven year old child need a psychiatric screening after he takes a car for a joy-ride? Then Maria sits in to tell of the joys of Ikea and how Los Angeles doesn't have a good place to see fireworks.

Brian and Cowen are back after a brief hiatus and shows in Lake Tahoe. Brian's father sits in with the guys and gives a parental perspective on everything from Brian as a child to what goes on in Singapore. They discuss morals, the cool kids and secret recording devices located inside the walls of Cowen's apartment. www.brianhowardcomedy.com Buy tickets to Brian's show at Fringe Central http://hollywoodfringe.org/projects/337

Brian thanks the folks at Blizzard Entertainment for having him do a show for them while defending nice sneakers. Then the guys write the main theme to the upcoming "PONG The Musical". How to apply registration stickers on your license plate and not look like an idiot. Linda joins in with news from the internet and listener questions. Then Dan Gordon sits in with tales from Israel and a pop-culture quiz. Check out Brian's show at the Hollywood Fringe Festival http://hollywoodfringe.org/projects/337 Check out the coolest geek shirts at www.bigtimeprod.com

Brian, Cowen and Jack start off by discussing the pros and cons of inflated tires on baby strollers and how it leads to becoming "Jeep Guy". Brian welcomes a new sponsor MrBeer.com home brew beer kits. Jack explains how he scratched his cornea while installing a television and his upcoming trip to Fiji. How Somalia ruined pirates for everybody and can we romanticize the image of a real life villain. There's a difference of opinion about classic films and then the guys celebrate May as national masturbation month. www.jackdagger.com