The Brian Howard Podcast

Kenton Chen Singer Kenton Chen sits down with Brian, Jenny and Jack to talk about how he got stated as a singer. After a break Jack shares special names for singers and Kenton uses the word "shed" for something else entirely. Then the gang talks about the importance of relating to audiences. Then they answer some listener questions and determine what animal haas the best "fish hole". Remember to donate to The Brian Howard Podcast on the website so we can keep the shows coming to you. See Kenton at Tommy's Place in USC Thursday March 8th! And visit him online at www.itskenton.com See Jack and Jenny at the Fred Hall Outdoor Show, in Long Beach CA March 7th - March 11th See Brian at the Florida Renaissance Festival March 10 and 11. And in the MooNiE and Broon Show at Sol Theater, Boca Raton FL. March 23,24 & 25. Visit www.moonieandbroon.com for tickets.

Spencer Humm Brian's buddy Spencer Humm stops by Howard HQ to chat with Brian, Jack and Jenny about why all pilots don't sound like they're from Maine and why making travel plans can make you want to kill your partner. Then a call from the hotline makes it on the show and the gang discusses alien movies and how they relate to Frank Oz. Then Jenny ruins Chief Iron Eyes Cody forever. Then the guys create a new TV show "Oops Genocide" . After the break Spencer shares everything he knows about skydiving and Brian uses a mind trick to make Jenny say something terrible. Finally the gang answers some listener questions and we find out why Jenny will never have an ant as a friend. Visit Spencer Humm online at www.spencerhumm.com Visit Jack Dagger at www.jackdagger.com Visit Brian at www.brianhowardcomedy.com The Brian Howard Show music is from Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com

Alan Rickman As An Alligator Brian, Jack and Jenny sit down to chat about the TSA's alarm over Brian's coffee mug and the strange allure of catfish noodling. After the first break Jenny tells about her new best friend the Manatee. Then Jack and Jenny tell of their adventure doing gigs in Pennsylvania, where they met an alligator with the voice of Alan Rickman. In the home stretch the gang chats about Whitney Houston before weighing in on the state of Virginia's attempt to force women to succumb to a transvaginal ultrasound before receiving an abortion. Then a round of listener questions. See Brian at the Florida Renaissance Festival http://www.ren-fest.com/deerfield-home.asp See Jack on History Channel's Top Shot and Jack and Jenny both at the Fred Hall Show in Long Beach, CA http://www.fredhall.com/pages/long_beach/lbexhibitor.php Cheers,

Deathmonkey Brian and the gang start of this weeks show discovering Cowen's true Chinese year name. Then we dissect the California Prop. 8 reversal and how it relates to flashlights and syrup. Next, Roseanne Barr is the Green Party candidate and of course that leads to a tense conversation about Star Wars and Madonna. Then we answer some listener questions, including the best chocolate and who is a funny woman. Finally, Jenny lays down the first Death Quiz and pits the boys against each in their knowledge of dead bodies. Tell your friends about the show. If you don't have any friends, tell the voices in your head. See Brian appear at the Florida Renaissance Festival starting this week and for the next four weeks. www.ren-fest.com/deerfield-home.asp Learn martial arts from Cowen. Visit www.carpediemmartialarts.com See Jack and Jenny at The Greater Philadelphia Outdoor Show, Feb 16-20 Thanks To Beulah And The Beat for the rocking music. www.beulahandthebeat.com

Feed The Gimp Jack introduces Brian and he gets something off his chest about the jerk that keeps parking in front of his driveway. Which leads to neighborhood warfare, personality tests and Brian's favorite names for the bad parker. Jack tells about how much of a stud he is by working hard on a TV shoot while having pneumonia. Later in the show Brian and Jack eviscerate what could quite possibly be the worlds worst top ten list of the best bands in Rock-N-Roll. Here is the original list as posted by www.top-10-list.com 10. Bon Jovi 9. Aerosmith 8. Queen 7. AD/DC 6. The Eagles 5. Santana 4. Pink Floyd 3. U2 2. The Rolling Stones 1. The Beatles Here is the corrected list according to Brian and Jack. Remember to visualize the scale and put Bon Jovi on one side if it helps. 10. Credence Clearwater Revival (admit it, you're humming Bad Moon Rising right now) 9. Pink Floyd 8. The Clash (got famous purposely NOT fitting into the music industry, got that Bon Jovi?) 7. Queen 6. The Beach Boys (infinitely better than Bon Jovi and will be heard for the next 50 years) 5. Nirvana (changed pop music and possibly pop culture forever, all without hair spray) 4. Led Zepplin (not in the original list because...?) 3. The Who (Brian's favorite band) 2. The Rolling Stones 1. The Beatles Honorable Mention: The Doors, AD/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pearl Jam, The Ramones, Finally the guys see the demise of western culture in a costume catalogue. They are able to come up with more appropriate names for the ladies sexy costumes. See Brian at the Florida Renaissance Festival Feb 11- March 11 http://www.ren-fest.com/deerfield-home.asp See Jack in the Tomorrow Show at the Steve Alan Theatre Saturday February 5

Return Of The Why-ves Part II, The Sequel Brian and Cowen let the wives Maria and Linda open the show and it goes great. Seriously, great. They did great...great. Then we get right into it with man/woman stuff including appropriate terms of endearment and how to use your spouse in social situations so as to not look like an idiot. After which every body has a moment with Hugh Jackman. Next they guys and gals decide weather or not anyone should be surprised by the shoddy crew of the Italian cruise ship. After the break we get to hear a message from "The Un-Killable" Jenny Lynn before talking about how men and women are different and why it's crazy. Also, how to hide your porn window. Then funny women and how they're sexy and sexy women and how they're always late. Finally they explore the world and beyond to find the legendary creature, the sensitive male. Come see Brian performing as Broon at the Florida Renaissance Festival Feb. 11 to March 11 in Deerfield Beach FL www.ren-fest.com Check out Cowen's martial arts school at www.carpediemmartialarts.com Get a custom, hand made blanket from Maria at www.talulahboo.com Brian's theme music provided by Beulah And The Beat, their music rocks! BUT IT! At www.beulahandthebeat.com

Full House! The whole gang is onboard in this weeks show Brian, Cowen, Jenny and Jack gather at Howard HQ for a Sunday afternoon backyard potluck and podcast recording session. World renown variety performer Toni Smith joins the show all the way from New Zealand to talk about everything from picking audience members to vagina cannons. Then a lively discussion of the difference between the US and New Zealand. Then we get to hear the next chapter in the epic struggle over the value of The Nightmare Before Christmas. Full House! The whole gang is onboard in this weeks show Brian, Cowen, Jenny and Jack gather at Howard HQ for a Sunday afternoon backyard potluck and podcast recording session. World renown variety performer Toni Smith joins the show all the way from New Zealand to talk about everything from picking audience members to vagina cannons. Then a lively discussion of the difference between the US and New Zealand. Then we get to hear the next chapter in the epic struggle over the value of The Nightmare Before Christmas. And finally a nice chunk about busking and why it makes Americans wince. Please help the people of Christchurch New Zealand by visiting http://www.redcross.org.nz/2011christchurchearthquake Find Toni Smith online at www.minniemaniac.com Visit Jack online at www.jackdagger.com Visit Brian online at www.brianhowardcomedy.com Find Cowen online at www.cowenangusbailey.com The opening music is by Beulah And The Beat, visit them online at: www.beulahandthebeat.com Call us at the show at 888 913 7760. We dare you.

Brian opens the show talking about The Rose Parade and horse people. We then find out that Cowen has thrown a lot of snowballs in his day and how NOT to pretend to shoot at a car. Kristen Herbert joins the guys to talk about performing as a Washer Woman and what exactly is a Mummer? Then the gang talks about the LA arsonist and the obvious warning signs. Exactly when does a minivan turn off a girl? Then Kristen sings a song off her soon to be released EP. The show closes with a discussion about a law to force the use of condoms in porn. And how to fight childhood obesity without offending the straights. Visit Kristen Herbert at www.kristenherbert.com The opening music is by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com Get tickets to see Brian perform in MooNiE and Broon Jan. 7th in Burbank CA at www.moonieandbroon.com Call us at the show at 888 913 7760. We dare you.

Brian, Jack, Jenny and Maria join forces to talk about the lack of whole goose is LA. and "what exactly is Persia?". Jack tells how he couldn't retrieve a conch and had to have a girl help him, which of course leads to a discussion on the stupidity of the finale of The Deep. Brian rants about packaging which obviously leads to a discussion of cereal. Then after a break Brian and Jack almost come to blows about Nightmare Before Christmas. You can vote at the TBHS Facebook page wether or not It's Brilliant or Over-Rated. Where did the phrase "Cobbled it together" come from? And are memories real and where do they come from? Then, Jenny can remember when she was two. Then Brian goes off on how lame we celebrate the new year in the US. Seriously, it sounds like he's probably spitting as he talks. Don't drink and drive call Tipsy Tow 800 222 4357 Call us at the show at 888 913 7760. We dare you. Come see Brian LIVE in the MooNiE and Broon Show, Saturday January 7th at the Colony theatre in Burbank CA. For tickets and info. visit www.moonieandbroon.com Visit Jack Dagger at www.jackdagger.com

Happy Whatever Brian, Jenny and Cowen settle in for a long Christmas chat that includes Jim Henson, how to be a good patient and Jenny's tumor and how it enabled her to swallow swords. Cowen takes a call from Jesus and the gang talks about making their own choices including deep fried peas and the Church Of Frasier. Then creepy toy mutilation and favorite holiday gifts. Jenny then expresses remorse over the death of Kim Jong Il but for the reason you may think. Brian confesses about his hunting treks to find the hidden gifts. Then they take on the Santa belief and how it may mess with your head. Get tickets to Brian's upcoming show with MooNiE and Broon on January 7th in Burbank CA at: www.moonieandbroon.com Comment on TBHS at 888 913 7760, we want to hear your best drunk dials. Music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com

HardRock-ManGum Brian, Jenny and Jack are all getting over illness and are all on various forms of medication. They say farewell to Harry Morgan and Jenny shows uncanny knowledge of the MASH franchise which of course ends up in a conversation about gypsy weddings and puppets. Strippers accept toys for lap dances and Brian complains about his dry eyes. Then Jenny shares the tale of her adventure in Las Vegas, which includes drinking, a brass pole, an ambulance and a trip to a whore house. And finally an original work by the Brian Howard Show Players. Get tickets to Brian's upcoming show with MooNiE and Broon on January 7th in Burbank CA at: www.moonieandbroon.com Comment on TBHS at 888 913 7760, we want to hear your best drunk dials.

The music of Beulah And The Beat opens the show and Brian proceeds to miss-spell their name on the air. Just to clarify, the band is Beulah And the Beat, check them out. Special guest Guinness World Record holder Adam Crack joins Brian and Jack to talk about whips and why they are awesome. The guys also talk about stub tattoos, nazi Monopoly, and Hanson beer. Keep listening until the end and you'll hear a song with Adam on harmonica and lead vocals, Brian on guitar and Jack on percussion, enjoy. Find Adam Crack at: www.winrichwhips.com Visit Jack at: www.jackdagger.com Check out Beulah And the Beat at: www.beulahandthebeat.com www.facebook.com/beulahandthebeat Get tickets to Brian's upcoming show with MooNiE and Broon on January 7th in Burbank CA at: www.moonieandbroon.com Comment on TBHS at 888 913 7760, we want to hear your best drunk dials.

The show starts with a discussion of medicine flavors and why they usually suck. Then moves on to a very convoluted conversation about carpool lanes which digresses into a contest to see if Brian can hum the Back To The Future theme from memory and how to measure driving distances with movie theme songs. Then the gang takes on Herman Cain and the true nature of sex scandals (Turns out it's mostly charm). And why does not wearing neck ties make Iranians nuts. Then we talk local shopping, crappy acronyms, why cows are all sluts and how to not order prescription drugs. Get tickets to see Brian perform in the MooNiE and Broon show January 7th 2012 in Burbank CA at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/212614 Visit Brian online at www.brianhowardcomedy.com Don't forget to click the Amazon link over at the website http://www.brianhowardcomedy.com/Brian_Howard/Podcast/Podcast.html

A full house with everybody in one room at one time. Brian, Cowen, Jack and Jenny reunite for an hour of random fun and conversation. You'll learn how to kill a hobo, why soccer is inferior to just about everything and tips for dating the dead. Then the gang goes on about accidental racism and the power of words before touching briefly on the Cal State pepper spray incident. Then Jack shares the world's most epic drunk call ever. Followed by a discussion of chocolate and womb transplants. We're not kidding. Brian will be appearing in the MooNiE and Broon Show, Saturday Jan. 7th at the Colony Theatre, Burbank CA. Visit www.moonieandbroon.com for tickets and info. Check out Beverly Hills Chocolate Tours at: www.beverlyhillschocolatetours.com Don't forget to click the Amazon link over at the website http://www.brianhowardcomedy.com/Brian_Howard/Podcast/Podcast.html And now here’s a list of over 100 pop music artists from the American Music Awards: PinkeeDinkee, Mutha Fatha, Cool Rez, Cool D, Cool-->Hot, Extra Crunchy,Pit Boss, Pit Beef, Pit Panther, Pit Stop, Pit Pocket, Pitts Berg, Pit Iful, P Pit Ditty Dot, Plastic Fudge, Sneaky Feet, The Pots n Pans, Left Finger, Miss Clairol and the Roots, Two-Fitty, 1-2-Pow Pow in the PO PO and Ricky Spartacus, Prof. Tink, Citty Fru Fru, T. Major Minor, Lil' Fat, Frank Sinatra, LMNOP, Cuey Billiard, C Lo Beams, Prefab, Common Nowlege, Torry Pines, Upbeat Sad Pete and Biscuit-Butter-Nut-Squash. C. Tommy Two Beat, Man E Fold, Peppa Spray, Lil' Biggee, Little Piggy Wee Wee, Sweet Cookie, Newman's Powned, Trevor Fatt, Bobba Fettish, Tom Tom Beaty Beat, Mushrume Sause, G. Noodle, Dakkottah Slambang, Lil' Jay-Roo, MC 2NahCanz, Slowkeisha, Gang-Green and Cowboys2Men with the Brokeback Orchestral Funk Syndicate, 3 Humps Non The Richer, Flava Grape, Veloso RAPtor, P. Ginni Big Do, Woody, 45 Calibratorz, T. Itchy Rash, 3.14, Mobeous Stripz, SuckYou Bus, DJ French Tickla, Clumbsy 2 Dope and Sneezy Bed Wetta, Florance and the Device, Lil DebbEE, BigMac10, New Jack Stankdaddy and the Booty Suspects, Helluvah Hoes, Angina, Kris MyAss, DJ PeePeeInMyCoke, Stole-N Ev-I-Dense, Snappy, Tokriki and Emily Hanson, Tackle-Me-Elbows, The Panty Preachahz, Carolina Style, Hoochie Mamasan, MC Maxwell in the House, Washington Red Delicious, Pooh Barez, EE-Or, Christoffah Robbins, The Artist Formerly Known as Piglet and MC Ass-Seen-On-TV with the Ronco Revolution, To Fat Skinnee, Marsha Marsha Marsha, Winker, Granny Weeze, Lil' Little, Lunestra, KFC, Rap Van Chronic, Bionic Joe, My Muttha The Car, Real Vampires, City of Flake, Cool Mo Steamy, Sugar Cane Munch, Zweet FlavA, Free Egg Roll With Order, Simma Saus, Enrique Enchilada, Torque A Matta, Two PAC A Sox, Too Rive Clue, Six PAC'sacooors, Queen Eeney-Meeney, Doorook, Hugs4Thugz, 1Potatoe, Bubblegum-N-a-Dish, Glock Blockahz, Diversity Niggahz, Rompah-Stompahz, Ben-Folds-Five, Ashley Zoombottom, Lady Mothra, Ness-Tea, Cherry Poppin' hoodz, Dream-Reamahz, Trey Keyottamee, Shopliftahs Will B. Prosituted, Donkey Punch, Hoo-hoo Train, Train, Johnny B. Goodwyn, Lemmings for Life, Blue Lite Special, Croc-Walkers, Dr. Spay, Nayhborhoodz Swatch, Stuart Little, Flat Stanley, Chewin' Gum, Napalm, ShamWoW, V-Day, Dookasaur, Tay-Knock, James T, MMadd DD0gg, Trayvaughn, Miss Bustahs, Lil' Big Name, Beat Bandits, Ghetto Spellers, T-Wrecks, TeleMoondo, Chad, Skind Neez and Marsha-Marsha-Marsha, Lamb Diddy, T-Pro, Gigs Jackson, Griff Monkey, Peabro Rising, Lickah Stowe, Gary Everett, Floyd and the Jermaine, Hell Push, Wrecktal Fractals, Grinch Mean Time, The Repos, Renfield Masters and Jo Luis Conchita Esperanza Nichols, $ahaira and Barista 2 Cap,

Brian, Jenny and Jack quickly dispose of the Penn State news and move on to something really important, Jack’s truck. Then on to listener questions and why Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes is flawed at its very core. Visit Brian at: www.brianhowardcomedy.com Come see Brian perform in MooNiE and Broon January 7th in Burbank CA. Visit www.moonieandbroon.com for details and tickets. See Jack perform in Peep- Show Menagerie Thursday November 17th. Visit www.peepshowmenagerie.com for info.