The Brian Howard Podcast

Thumb Brian, Jack and Jenny start this weeks episode talking about bleeding. Then how NOT to talk to the elderly and find out what happens when your thumb is the sexiest part of your body. Cheers. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Australian Tortillas Brian, Jenny, Jack and Dave join forces to get to the bottom of Australian tacos and Jenny’s possible connection to rock royalty. Also, Dave saves a puppy. Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Clan Tynker Brian and Jack welcome Elijah, Sam and Rebekah from Clan Tynker to the show. They learn how not to drink coffee and what happens when you are raised in a school bus. Check out Clan Tynker on the web www.clantynker.com See Clan Tynker, Jack Dagger and Broon at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire in Irwindale, CA this weekend. www.renfair.com Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Bailey Ryan This weeks episode has frank conversation about sex. If that's a problem for you, please don't listen. Thank you. Brian and Jenny reunite to learn about pitchers margaritas and why Jenny can't have children. Then they welcome sex/ relationship expert Bailey Ryan and answer a few listener questions. Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Brian and Jack meld their minds to confront their demons as they manifest in the form of Zooey Deschanel, tarsiers, drunken rednecks and non-cops. Brian will be appearing at the Florida Renaissance Festival Feb. 9 - March 17 http://www.ren-fest.com See Jack at the Fred Hall Show http://www.fredhall.com/index.php Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Brian and Dave sit down to solve the communication problems of every relationship on Earth by observation of a rabbit. Then Hugo Chavez is dead and Nicole Kidman is not. Brian then tells about a video that hits close to home for him as an entertainer. Dave and Brian explore the whole idea of audience supporting the artist. Finally listener questions. See the Amanda Palmer video here: http://www.upworthy.com/an-8-foot-tall-woman-is-destroying-the-entire-music-industry?g=2 See Dave at the Dickens Parlour Theater in Millville, DE March 8-10 http://www.dptmagic.com/ Brian will be appearing at the Florida Renaissance Festival Feb. 9 - March 17 http://www.ren-fest.com Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Kristen Lynn Full house at Howard HQ when Brian is joined by Jenny, Jack and Dave. Fierce debate erupts about the pros and cons of Florida and Jenny thinks crocodiles are rude. They Jenny and Brian fight to see who is the better traveler. Next, Brian welcomes musician Kristen Lynn and we learn how her career in music began and get some song writing inspiration. Also the differences between performing comedy and performing music. Then everybody answers a few listener questions. Then Kristen and her band The Ash Cats play a song live in the studio. Look for Kristen Lynn's new album "LaLa" at kristenlynnmusic.com, iTunes Store, CD Baby, Amazon, Spotify basically all the best online music places. Los Angeles catch Kristen at the Hollywood House Of Blues Wednesday March 13 at 9 PM. Tickets are available at www.KristenLynnMusic.com or www.kristenlynn.eventbrite.com South Florida you can see Kristen Friday, March 15 at Five Points Lounge 2608 South Federal Highway, Ft. Lauderdale, FL Brian will be appearing at the Florida Renaissance Festival Feb. 9 - March 17 http://www.ren-fest.com See Jack Dagger at the Fred Hall Outdoor Sports Show in Long Beach, CA March 6-10 www.fredhall.com Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Rubio Drinking Brian welcomes Dave Cox and Jack Dagger to Howard HQ for a detailed discussion pirate dinner shows. Then when NOT to approach Halle Berry. After, Brian congratulates the Baltimore Ravens Jack has to ask where Maryland is. Then the guys compare Hollywood crushes. Afterward the pros and cons of Florida including Brian's ordeal with the south Florida commuter rail. Then Dave either compliments or insults Brian's unwillingness to take a perk. Afterward the guys give Marco Rubio notes on how to drink in front of an audience. Finally, current events that will make you consider how old you'll be when your kid gets stuck on a powerless cruise ship. Cheers. Brian will be appearing at the Florida Renaissance Festival Feb. 9 - March 17 http://www.ren-fest.com Help support the show at www.brianhowardcomedy.com Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Hyena Brian and Dave Cox bring the wonderful audio fun right off the bat with a cover of Somewhere Over The Rainbow. Then kids singing, whips and Walnut Grove somehow makes sense. Then, how to mess with Brian's head by being completely ernest. Next a new invention to help you get pop-culture references. Then Dave tells the tale of fake internet relations past and has deli with Ron Jeremy. Brian will be appearing at the Florida Renaissance Festival Feb. 9 - March 17 http://www.ren-fest.com Help support the show at www.brianhowardcomedy.com Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Honky Brian and Jack start by setting out to bring back the word 'honky'. Then Jack tries to end racism by the cunning use of a scrolling electronic sign. Next, how to compliment a beautiful woman without causing a panic. Can post office employees be fired? Afterward, why does society crumble in all post apocalyptic movies? And find out your post apocalyptic name. Finally, listener questions. See Jack Friday, Jan. 11 at Her Royal Majesty's Steampunk Symposium http://www.hrmsteam.com/ Brian will be appearing at the Florida Renaissance Festival Feb. 9 - March 17 http://www.ren-fest.com Help support the show at www.brianhowardcomedy.com Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

See The Shamrock Jenny and Brian reunite for a rollicking show that starts with insect eating and leads to witches. Then Paula Dean Vs. Anthony Bourdain and the politics of butter. Next Jenny's new tattoo and classical music. Afterward Brian grills Jenny on her new, possibly secret, relationship and cats. Then what makes a "Date" a "Date"? Finally, listener questions and news that relates to drugs and sex. And great condom slogans. Enjoy! Help support the show at www.brianhowardcomedy.com Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Brian and Jack dive right into a debate about what is the best film depiction of suspended animation. Maybe theirs matches yours. Then a quick stop by a theme restaurant. Next when did we start calling it "Pre-School"? What is the current state of variety entertainment? Finally who should you tip for the holidays? And when is racism racism and when is it just a blowing words out of your ass? Help support the show at www.brianhowardcomedy.com Follow Brian online at www.brianhowardcomedy.com Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Helen Mirren In A Bikini Brian, Jack and Jenny re-unite for a post Thanksgiving show. Brian starts the show off admitting his habit of having conversations with himself and Jenny confesses the same. Then how to manage confrontation from three separate angles and Jenny becomes a void. Afterwards, Brian asks what could make someone come to blows at Disneyland. Jack then hopes for the best of the new Star Wars movies and Brian tells him why he's wrong. And of course that all leads to Brian having bad thoughts about Dolly Parton. Finally, Serbian Vampires and vague politicians fold nicely in with Haitian Zombies. Seriously, we couldn't believe it either. Then Jack goes on tour with Alice Cooper, in his mind. Help support the show at www.brianhowardcomedy.com See Jack Saturday Dec. 1st at the Purple Orchid Tiki Bar, 221 Richmond St. El Segundo, CA. And help support Toys For Tots. See Jenny at her house. Follow Brian online at www.brianhowardcomedy.com Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Brian welcomes Dave Cox to the show and they start things off with an appreciation of all things Zooey Deschanel. Then what IS a nerd and where did the word come from? Dave then explains the subtle brilliance of 80's TV hit Small Wonder. After the break Dave tells about how his wife ended up as his assistant. Then Brian grills Dave to find out why magical illusions are so violent. Then magic teaches a lesson in clean water and the Danger Zone gets a little respect. Then face slapping, it's the new thing. After a great mention of ClassicShaving.com the running of the bulls in Arizona suffers a setback. Then what makes a trick dangerous and why do certain people take stupid risks. Then for some reason they end up talking about Gallagher. Finally listener questions. Visit Dave Cox online at: www.thedavecoxshow.com Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com

Brian sits down for a solo show. That's right this time it's just Brian his thoughts and you. Brian recounts his recent time in Northern California performing at the Northern California Renaissance Fair. Then how not being able to tow your own trailer can damage your psyche and Prop B requires the porn industry to wear a glove to get the love. Then Brian laments the tide of Hipsterism encroaching his neighborhood, including a tangent about the LA River and N* SYNCH. Brian thinks about the world record sky dive and why it should have happened at Burning Man. Finally Brian talks about stupid food gimmicks and the new Corvette logo. Then doping in cycling and finally a woman breast feeds a dog. Cheers. Visit www.Classicshaving.com and use the promo code to get 10% off your order. Visit www.jenkinsjellies.com and use the discount code to get 15% off your order. Show music by Beulah And The Beat www.beulahandthebeat.com HELP SUPPORT THE SHOW. DONATE, DONATE, DONATE! www.brianhowardcomedy.com