The Jersey Jerks Show

I. "Jersey Shore" wannabe Jeff Miranda drops out of Damon Feldman's Celebrity Boxing match against Marco, the Jerks call Jeff, another podcaster wants to fight Marco, talking more trash on Jeff Miranda, massaging Marco's ego II. The new "Fat Tax" in Arizona, Comedian ANDREW LISA calls in III. Facebook chat: facebook friends you dont know or like, stupid & personal status updates, checking out each other's facebook pages, more of Marco's ego IV. The Jersey Jerks Show joins the Glory Hole Radio Network

I. Japan & cancer, Marco's training: weigh in & diet II. Sending picture messages of shit and other things III. Marco's trainer and Stand up Comedian Joe Ferry stops by the studio to talk about Marco's diet, cardio, breathing, training, strategy, winning a decision, Marco being knocked out by a cardboard box, taking a punch, knockouts, & glass jaws IV. Joe Ferry's standup career, health wake up call, fitness & steroids, hating going to the gym, weight loss challenge, Marco gets tossed from his gym, outdoor training, losing weight and gaining it back

I. Marco challenges Jeff Miranda of the Jersey Shore to a "Celebrity" boxing match, bullshitting about the challenge & Marco's training II. Meeting an Eskimo in New Jersey & drinking our faces off, JEFF MIRANDA of the JERSEY SHORE calls in to accept Marco's challenge III. Would you be on a reality TV show? IV. Comedian JOE MATARESE calls in & gets his balls busted by Fab & Marco, Marco gets some tit, Chris hooks up with a beast, Fab & Chris argue about the details, more bullshittin about the Eskimo

I. Bullshittin about Japan, the TOOSAMI, & Missy's sneeze II. Chris, Fab, & Shizzle go drinkin in AC with some bitches: 1 of the bitches gets 'pissed,' gay barriers, Fab's age, and more; Henry Mack strikes out III. Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in to talk about Japan, Gilbert Gottfried, & pissing your pants IV. Fab the leprechaun, Marco goes on a date and the Jerks bust his balls, the awkward end of Marco's date, Missy's kind of retarded tonight, vaginas that have been destroyed by babies, more bustin marco's balls, White trash St. Patty's day party

I. Giving up stuff for Lent, Charlie Sheen, A little Phillies talk with Jay Ballz of phoulballz.com, Robert Kelly's show in Point Pleasant II. Marco's sweet 36th birthday party: Marco massages his ego, nobody shows up, Marco acts like he owns the joint, Missy disappears, trying to bang a friend's sister, breakin Marco's balls, Missy & Fab get into it, Missy's boyfriend calls in III. A caller shits his pants, shit & puking stories

I. Marco's been practicing the Robert Kelly nutslap technique II. Comedian MIKE DESTEFANO calls in to chat about drugs, recovery, & made men III. Missy actually got invited out this weekend, an overall boring weekend, Jeffrey Lurie won an Oscar, & a little Charlie Sheen chat IV. Comedian JIM NORTON calls in to discuss radio & podcasting, Robert Kelly & ballslapping, other comedians, TV shows, & women in radio V. Bill Burr's hatefest in Philadelphia & Marco's dying VI. Comedian ANDREW LISA calls in to bust the Jerks' balls, Bill Burr, & his experience with Jim Norton VII. Breakin Robert Kelly's balls, Missy's first girl crush, Missy & Fab argue about Saturday night, & Avatar/Superhero porn, VIII. Comedian ROBERT KELLY calls in to talk about injuries during man hugs, drinking & drugs, the good old days, Robert & his wife, technology, O&A Fans, kegal, & the bet with Marco

I. The Fab health watch, Fab's on a roll with the chicks, planning a Jersey Jerks Show titty bar trip, The Ricky Gervais show, Missy feels left out, Chris & Missy attack Fab & Marco, Fab gets pissed II. Marco goes on a day date, The Jerks grill Marco about his date and Marco doesn't remember a word she said, Fab kind of apologizes for offending a friend of his on the show, getting cockblocked by a friend of yours, Fab thinks Chris is too vulgar when talking to bitches, Is Marco a social outcast? Chris is irritated with a friend, Fab gets pushed into talking to a crazy chick

I. Hatin' on Valentine's Day, Marco finally gets some good news, ignoring a bitch works, & domestic abuse II. Flowers on Valentine's Day, guys get fucked on holidays, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in III. Marco's into a chick that he "tried" to hook Fab up with years ago, Bustin Marco's balls for being a shitty friend, Chris is the best wingman in history IV. Chris takes a girl's breath away, a couple of us strike out, shots makes Fab's brother an angry fucker, & gettin hit on by ugly people V. More of kickin Marco in the balls and shitty friends in general, getting a pass when you're drunk, and somehow we get back to fat chicks

I. Missy's back with a three-some story and some vagina, ass, & tits, spewing some more hatred at the Jersey Shore and their next season in Italy II. Marco & Missy get into it, a friend of ours calls in with a lousy prank call and sends the Jerks on a 20 minute rant about our shitty friends and getting rid of the phones III. Stupid people who believe in holistic medicine & praying over hospitals, asshole drivers, old people, stupid & ignorant people in stores and supermarkets, old people, the 10 items or less line, old people, strange people talking to you, more fuckin old people, the smell of sex, the Marco divorce watch update, advice for Marco from the Jerks

I. Greg Fitzsimmons cancelled, Fab's sick, Missy called out, & Jerry's in studio II. Bustin each others balls a little bit, A couple Jersey Jerks Show nights out: Shizzle's girl, Chris is a pussy, Jerry gets some digits, diners, hangin with Comedian Joe Matarese, Old drunk dude, Fat chicks love Chris, and other random thoughts III. Rippin TV shows we hate IV. Marco confided in a friend and feels he got stabbed in the back, Chat about how much you should tell your wife about shit that doesn't concern her, Marco's friend calls in V. Comedian Joe Matarese checks in

I. Chris is sick, Terrorist bombing, & Marco got laid but is awful at giving details II. 'God Hates Fags' hate group protests local soldiers funeral III. Jersey Jerks show night out: No parking in Philly, Chris gets attacked by a beast, Fab plays a joke on the beast and Chris, Chris looks sick, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in to bust balls and talk about the movie 'Black Swan' IV. Penetration in real movies, Can we return to the scene of the crime? V. Reminiscing about vacations: Disgusting sweating, Rich's velour 76ers suit, Drunk driving, chinese food, Hooters waitresses, Calling your girlfriend from vacation, pissing in the ice machine, and more VI. How far is too far for a wing man? VII. So...whats the fattest chick you banged?

I. Football talk & Marco's night at a wrestling event II. Comedian ROBERT KELLY called in to talk about Margaret Cho, technology, finding the perfect jacket, threesomes and bisexual women, and to bust Joe Matarese's balls III. Snowblowers & shoveling, Chris' run in with a drunk asshole and a pig, barebacking or condoms, getting soft and growing up, dirty vag & girls that smell IV. Rap, rock, and music discussion

I. New Years Eve bullshit, lesbians, whiney women, bustin each others balls, & resolutions II. Classy & dirty strip clubs, glitter, strip club stories, & pre-cum sweatpants III. Why is Dick Clark still on New Year's Rockin Eve IV. Bisexual biches, scientology, becoming gay, and the word 'fag' V. Hate hate hate hate hate! VI. Girls are terrible bitches, relationship settling and marriage, big weddings are bullshit, & advice for Marco trying to sell Satan's Den VII. Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in

I. Babbling about all sorts of bullshit... II. Comedian DON JAMIESON calls in to promote his NYE gig in Point Pleasant, NJ III. The Jersey Jerks Show gets censored...

I. The Jersey Jerks get on the air to test some equipment and end up doing a show...and Fab buries another podcast