The Jersey Jerks Show

I. Phones are down/Don Jamieson was supposed to call in II. The Jersey Jerks Show is now on Stitcher.com III. Marco is getting divorced IV. Christmas movies argument V. Bad Christmas presents VI. Christmas plans VII. Should Fab buy the girl he's dating a Christmas gift? IX. Watching a little porn

I. Marco has the shits II. Missy's boyfriend hates funny movies III. Discussing hot female celebrities IV. Holiday pussy vs. Summertime pussy V. Thongs, floppy tits, & fat knowledge VI. Cartoons, cancelled TV shows, & argument about The Sopranos ending VII. Some movie & superhero talk; Megan Fox is terrible VIII. Fresh Balls & Fresh Breasts IX. Fleshlights & other masturbation toys X. Manscaping & grooming

I. Marco's back... II. Missy traumatized a little kid at the aquarium; Fab went to a wedding III. Comedian Gary Gulman calls to chat Jewish culture, his new holiday CD, and promote his standup appearance at Helium in Philly IV. Comedian James "The Glow" Goff calls in from a gig in NYC V. Chris calls a girl the wrong name VI. Comedian Joe Matarese calls in on his ride home from the Stress Factory

I. Turkey day, white & dark meat, night before Thanksgiving, hecklers, and more rambling II. Study: 78% of women who give BJs find in degrading to women; BJs, eating snatch, and more sex talk III. The Jersey Jerks Show was nominated for the 2010 Best Comedy on www.podcastawards.com IV. Chat about the Comedy Contest at Sarcasm Comedy Club with contestant Andrew Lisa and headliner Joe Matarese V. Comedian Gary Gulman will be calling into the show next week

I. Jackass 3D and Midget brawls II. Airport Security III. Fun with George W. IV. Making sex tapes V. Fab cums too fast VI. Comedian Joe Matarese checks in to talk about his problems, podcasts, and home renovations

I. A little Eagles & Michael Vick talk II. Jersey Jerks shitty night drinking & fat chick tries to eat Chris for dinner III. Marco & Fab argue about stealing Facebook friends IV. How far would you go for money?

I. The white trash destruction of the Spectrum II. Comedian JOE MATARESE calls in III. Chat about hecklers; Missy calls in IV. Comedian Joe Matarese calls back

I. Halloween Parties II. How violent could the World Series parade in San Francisco be? III. Study says Alcohol is the most harmful drug IV. Most fucked up thing you did while under the influence V. Ranting about some asshole we know

I. The debut of our newest addition, Missy Car II. Bullshittin about fat chicks, cancer update, Madonna, Jersey Shore, & China III. Comedian JIM BREUER calls in to promote his Comedy Show in Atlantic City & his new book "I'm Not High (But I got a Lot of Stories about Life as a Goat Boy, a Dad, and a Spiritual Warrior)" IV. A little Phillies & Eagles talk V. Halloween costumes & parties

I. Technical Difficulties II. Comedian, Lounge Singer, & Andy Kaufman's alter ego Tony Clifton call into the show III. Marco's run in with an asshole; Chris' trip to the animal hospital IV. Ugly chick arrested for pretending to be a teenage boy V. Rutgers student commits suicide; what would you do if your friend came out of the closet? VI. Announcement: Comedian Jim Breuer will be calling into the show next week 10.26.10

I. Armpit Cancer II. Comedian Jim Florentine of That Metal Show, Crank Yankers, Terrorizing Telemarketers, and Meet the Creeps calls in III. Fun with Florentine IV. Brett Favre's cock

I. Jerks going big time? Syndicated on 92.9 TalkRadioX FM in McKinney, Texas II. Comedian & Friend of the Show Robert Kelly calls in III. Jerks night on the A-List: Hangin with Comedians Robert Kelly, Vinnie Brand, Morgan Murphy & Craig "Horsedick.mpeg" Robinson from 'The Office' and 'Hot Tub Time Machine' IV. Comedy loses another great: R.I.P. Greg Giraldo V. We hate on ourselves for being fat and disgusting

I. Comedian Robert Kelly calls in II. Rules for banging a friend's ex-girlfriend III. Annoying bitch on the Delta flight

I. Comedian Andrew Lisa's appearance in Philly II. Female Standup Comedians III. Putting your foot in your mouth IV. Comedian Robert Kelly on The Jersey Jerks Show 09.28.10

I. One of our "Jerkoffs" gets flashed II. Fuckin pregnant chicks? III. Marco emailed Ryan Seacrest/State of the Jerks Address IV. Fab's horrible date