01.25.11: Fab's cancer joke on Chris

Summary: I. Chris is sick, Terrorist bombing, & Marco got laid but is awful at giving details II. 'God Hates Fags' hate group protests local soldiers funeral III. Jersey Jerks show night out: No parking in Philly, Chris gets attacked by a beast, Fab plays a joke on the beast and Chris, Chris looks sick, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in to bust balls and talk about the movie 'Black Swan' IV. Penetration in real movies, Can we return to the scene of the crime? V. Reminiscing about vacations: Disgusting sweating, Rich's velour 76ers suit, Drunk driving, chinese food, Hooters waitresses, Calling your girlfriend from vacation, pissing in the ice machine, and more VI. How far is too far for a wing man? VII. So...whats the fattest chick you banged?