The Jersey Jerks Show

I. How the fuck does "The Situation" earn $5 million this year? II. Disney's dress code problem III. 31 year old tried as juvenile IV. Prank phone calls

I. We're back, Psychics, & Fantasy Football II. Karaoke Cover Bands III. Flight Attendent goes apeshit IV. Mosque @ 9-11 site? V. Fab yells at Marco

I. Chris' Kidney Stones II. Phillies talk with Jay Ballz of Phoulballz.com III. Mel Gibson's voicemails IV. What weird shit do you believe in? V. How far would you go for money game w/ Henry

I. Road Rage & Technical Problems II. New Mel Gibson Tape & Song Parodies III. Why all the Male Nudity in TV/Movies? IV. Boxing out, UFC in?

I. The Zombie Apocalypse II. Drunken night in Atlantic City III. Is Chinese Food dog meat? IV. More Mad Mel tapes

I. Steinbrenner is dead II. Mel Gibson tapes...uncut III. LeBron argument IV. Hooker spreads more than her legs

I. 4th of July & Fireworks II. Tiger's wife III. Blind Drivers IV. Dave Chappelle lost his fuckin mind V. Racial Comedy

I. World Cup players slaps female reporter II. Pussy with teeth? III. Michael Douglas' ex wife is a greedy whore IV. Bam Margera gets fucked up V. What will the world be like in 2050?

I. Special Olympic Softball & Marco's asshole II. Porn Star kills co-worker with prop III. Athletes in trouble IV. Stanley Cup & Shitty Parents V. Shitty Actors in Great Movies

I. Flyers, BP, & Natalie Holloway II. Racist Teachers & Debt Collectors III. Celebrity Riders IV. Weird Eating Habits V. Getting struck by lightning & Superpowers

I. Memorial day, BBQs, & retarded people II. Chris' graduation thank yous... III. Gary Coleman & Dennis Hopper IV. Stanley Cup V. News Break VI. Coke-a-Colon

I. Fab's birthday and fat/ugly chicks II. Flyers vs Black Hawks III. Online dating & Craigslist ads IV. Eat Ass, Florida V. Sex tape mom VI. Hooters doesnt like cows serving food

I. Fab's back II. Flyers III. 10 year old survives plane crash IV. Mom throws garbage in the river V. Woman fakes her own abduction VI. More homeless hate VII. IHOP must be a great place to work

I. Contract dispute with Fab II. Jersey Jerks disaster update III. Arizona still hates Mexicans IV. Attempted NYC car bombing V. Phillies fan gets tasered VI. LT should have kept his sack in his pants VII. Wrestling fans are insane VIII. Fat chick bites someone's ear off IX. Fab calls in

I. Disaster Update II. Code Red III. South Park threatened IV. Tito Ortiz's most impressive knockout V. Nobody gives a shit about bums VI. Stephen Hawking & Aliens VII. Immigration laws