Into Your Head

Violent ball games, Sausages for free spirits, How the emergency services deal with lions in bars, Racket rackets, Why there’s no tomorrow (but it’s not a problem) and lots more. Please rate & review the podcast in iTunes. ADULT HUMOUR. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported.

Exposing Alanis Morissette, drunk glove puppets, trucks that carry dead space shuttles, monkey nuts in the future, flashcards for pubs, lip-reading a psychic, why this isn’t a Pink Floyd album, fake free bowls, one person operated languages and more. Please rate & review the podcast in iTunes. ADULT HUMOUR. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported.

Alcohol concierges for cats, psychic dog walking, catching diseases off yourself, a perpetual circumnavigatory phone call,  bags for life versus flowers, the problem with long words,  the post-writing-implement era, cat bar inspection tales, introducing Sháinne Greoige to new listeners and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. Please rate & review the podcast in iTunes. ADULT HUMOUR. Rights: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License Music home-made or specially commissioned.

On today's episode, your host is a little over-caffeinated and talks very fast. If you can keep up, you'll hear about treating the sea as a giant marinating pot, non-opposable thumbs, the drunk dog psychiatric therapy sales scam, a quick guide to anti sunburn ceilings, what happens to fictional characters when narration ends, what orchards tell us about evolution, problems with metaphorical trains, infra red one way traffic lights, the latest breakfast cereal fashions and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. Please rate & review the podcast in iTunes. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License [ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ ] Attribution: “Created by Neal from Ireland at IntoYourHead.com”. All music home-made or specially commissioned.

A tale of two Beatles in a bar, swearing versus binary code, distinguishing pudding bowl haircut wearers from each other, judgemental prehistoric amoebas, Unnecessarily naming dots and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. Please rate & review the podcast in iTunes. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License [ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ ] Attribution: “Created by Neal from Ireland at IntoYourHead.com”. Music home-made.

Why Schrödinger's cat deserves a name, things with bubbles in them, alternatives to using deities’ names in vein, why presidents don’t need names, piddling and alliterating at the same time, a real-time  manhole interruption, collecting shades of green, a Creutzfeldt–Jakob lemonade production failure,  the problem with the popcorn industry and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. Please rate & review the podcast in iTunes. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License [ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ ] Attribution: “Created by Neal from Ireland at IntoYourHead.com”. Music home-made.

The Italians and their tomatoes, Shakespearean language versus the modern day sandwich, fun with Braille, dealing with electrical tape, listener correspondence about helicopters, audience harmonica survey, binary performance art, life as an inanimate electric carving knife and more. With your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. Please rate & review the podcast in iTunes. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License [ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ ] Attribution: “Created by Neal from Ireland at IntoYourHead.com”. Music home-made.

Breakfast in a Sanatorium, how evolution will triumph over Miriam Webster, breaking an amoeba's legs, stool shapes, touch screen devices for cats, biology versus space exploration, going to hell in a hand basket, how to worry about the world, biscuits versus bars, the true story of a monkey who was really a duck, waggley tails versus spoons and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. Please rate & review the podcast in iTunes. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License [ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ ] Attribution: “Created by Neal from Ireland at IntoYourHead.com”. Music home-made.

Gospels for scientists, the work ethic of X-ray operators, a tale of two refreshingly honest paedophiles in a bar, a listener complaint about burping, a listener comment about narcotics, How burning Gary Glitter records could destroy Christmas, how to sit on the fence, playing strip poker with cats and lots more, with your host and humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland. Please rate & review the podcast in iTunes. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License [ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ ] Attribution: “Created by Neal from Ireland at IntoYourHead.com”. Music home-made.

Bonus episode for Halloween, to celebrate Into Your Head reaching the top of the mainstream iTunes Charts in Ireland! This one was recorded today and intended for release next Wednesday, but I'll make another one! Today: The trick or treat scam, life as an adhesive tape dispenser, being dismissive towards cows, truffles versus edible gold, begging for things that grow on trees, Glen Acton’s new tirade and lots more, with your host and humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. Please rate & review the podcast in iTunes. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License [ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ ] Attribution: “Created by Neal from Ireland at IntoYourHead.com”. Music home-made.

Your common-cold-afflicted humble proprietor introduces a package of  specially selected classic material, then writes this description and uploads the show, in the hope that it will keep you entertained until either a vaccine is discovered or he recovers naturally. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License [ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ ] Attribution: “Created by Neal from Ireland at IntoYourHead.com”. Music home-made.

Why birds are paedophile scumbags, how the tax system deals with bags of scum, the pronunciation of “elocution”, what there was before the Universe existed, why rocket scientists are terrorists and lots more, with your host and humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland. Please rate & review the podcast in iTunes. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License [ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ ] Attribution: “Created by Neal from Ireland at IntoYourHead.com”. Music home-made.

A slightly hoarse Neal explains why NASA should search for ashes and discusses languages versus sandwiches, accidental pourage versus spillage, depressing news for data input clerks, too many introductions, Burger peer pressure in Boston Massachusetts, a song for new listeners,  judging a species by it’s skeleton, tuning in to the Internet, nut snobbery and more, and puts forward a highly profound new theory about time and tunnels. Please rate & review the podcast in iTunes. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License [ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ ] Attribution: “Created by Neal from Ireland at IntoYourHead.com”. Music home-made.

  Neal discusses off-road jaywalking, how to be a police officer, tear-related hygiene issues,  borrowing a name, responsibilities of bear owners, the practicalities of life in a children’s story book, Shakespeare-influenced podcasting and lots more. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License [ http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/ ] Attribution: “Created by Neal from Ireland. More at IntoYourHead.com”. Music home-made.

  An announcement about the new schedule, which starts after today's episode. WEDNESDAYS and SATURDAYS are the new "thrice weekly". It’s the quality over quantity era. Need more? You’ll never run out of entertainment if you subscribe to my FREE reruns feed -  an avalanche of episodes from throughout Into Your Head’s six year, six hundred and thirty show history.