Into Your Head

Neal doles out a few home truths about the listener’s judgemental and hypocritical attitude to bird-killing cats. PROGRAMMING NOTE: Monday is a Bank Holiday so the next show is due out next Wednesday. Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It comes out  on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays (except Bank Holidays) and has been online since 2006. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Bonus episode! A short, unscheduled, nothing expected in return, don’t expect too much out of it, extra thing for your Thursday enjoyment. Neal deals, in quite some detail, with some correspondence from Cork listener and blogger Gammagoblin. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

A still hoarse Neal tells of a suspected rabid cat, the invention of the fried fish and potato dinner, a misjudged philosopher in a bucket and more. Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It comes out  on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

A slightly hoarse Neal returns to discuss, among several other things, what happens when two cats walk up to two separate bars at the same time and Judge Judy gets involved, who guards the Venison Steaks in Lidl, and the nature of the human face. Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It now comes out  on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

As a kindness to all the new subscribers who may not enjoy unpleasant throat noises caused by a heavy cold, Neal introduces some specially selected content from the past. Topics include Frank Zappa’s appearance before congress, the legalities of beating up corpses, how to earn a tip in a bar, gathering energy drinks, hay versus The Hague, reading listeners’ profane thoughts, Eminem murdering people, what scientists are doing wrong, being big in Canada, formal harmonica lessons and lots more, Glen Acton (deceased) makes what may be his final appearance on the show and some listener comments. Help the show at no cost to you, every time you shop at Amazon and lots of other affiliates! Visit intoyourhead.com/offers NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal discusses steering a house, advice for Morgan Spurlock, pre-empting droplets, Moonlighting versus Hart to Hart, how to avoid being executed, pre-empting eggs, a blushing cat, in praise of a fictional Professor Stephen Hawking, a song about temperature, misconceptions about whiskers, compensating for not having a commute, no more ploughing, Lidl on Saturdays,  avoiding the post deliverer and more. Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It now comes out  on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

ATTENTION LOYAL LISTENER! IYH is climbing the iTunes charts again this weekend. Please, if you haven't done it before, rate and review the show in iTunes to give it a boost. Now is the optimum time to do it, to help get another influx of new listeners. To celebrate, here's Monday's show, released a day early Neal discusses the ideal font size for an insect to read (hypothetical) admitting defeat, making bureaucracy sound bad, admitting the feet, living with leprosy, snow, hermetically sealed nuts, rebelling against the pharmacist’s bag, conversing in cat language, church mathematics, replacing Judge Judy, stage versus television, laughing at Tommy Cooper’s death, conversing with an inanimate object, over-rated locusts, fake theatre audiences, miracle fleas, recycling urine, admitting a feat and more. ALERT: IYH is climbing the iTunes charts again this weekend. Please, if you haven't done it before, rate and review the show in iTunes to give it a boost. Now is the optimum time to do it, to help get another influx of new listeners. To celebrate, here's Monday's show, released a day early Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It now comes out  on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription  glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

  Special episode! Neal embarks on a mission to redeem a below-par episode. Listen on to find out whether he succeeds. Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It now comes out  on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made. ;

  Neal unveils his fascinating new theory that explains the Universe in terms of what it’s not. Also there’s a “Two cats walk into a bar” story and lots more. Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It now comes out  on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal lays down a few home truths about the weather, fleas, snowflakes, death, science, cats, thinking, planning, mindreading paradoxes, posthumous Beatles and lots more. Into Your  Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It now comes out  on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.  

A fantastic Friday episode in which Neal discusses everything and does some other surprise stuff. A must listen. Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It now comes out  on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

     Neal deals with piles, funerals, chopsticks, straws, vomitoriums, cats, monks, marijuana, landings, cannibalism tips, posthumous releases and more. Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It now comes out  on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Need more? Subscribe to the FREE reruns feed. Just visit intoyourhead.com/archive for instructions. Just as I was sitting down to record Monday’s show,I remembered that a few weeks ago I promised to take a day off for every Bank Holiday from now on, like a normal member of society. Hence this brief audio appearance. Happy Mayday. Back Wednesday.

In which Neal tells a long and fascinating story about a dog. You can support Into Your Head by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar and by patronising it’s affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It now comes out on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.

Neal unveils an experimental new audio column feature and a fantastic new idea for effective TV advertising, and discusses haberdasheries that sell space exploration stuff, breaking down in a main street, technology in the age of The Flinstones Lord Haw Haw's unsustainable podcast, September 1999 and lots more. Into Your Head Radio is a one-man independent podcast from Ireland. It now comes out on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and has been online since 2006. You can help IYH by leaving an occasional tip at www.IntoYourHead.com/tipjar - You can also support the show by patronising my affiliates, including Amazon, Goggles4U (prescription glasses), Audible (get a FREE full audio book such as the brand new Stephen King one!)Pet Supermarket (UK & Ireland, U.S. Pets, and more . You’ll find them all in the right column of every page at IntoYourHead.com. NOT FOR CHILDREN. Into Your Head is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License – Details at IntoYourHead.com/license. Unless otherwise stated, all music is home-made.